An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Use a sock from the pile of laundry as a glove.
PRAY to the EVIL POWERS that you can find the strength to THANK the FORCES OF EVIL for being so incompetent as to leave another CLUE.
inb4 tony does a backflip, hits his head on the desk, and gets +2 dumbass points instead of doing what we told him to do.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
There is an irony here that I recognize.
What do you mean?
Use a sock from the pile of laundry as a glove.
You pick up a SOCK from one of your PILES OF LAUNDRY and luckily it doesn't even smell that bad! You wear it like a glove and pick up the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS. It works! You look at them in AWE. Maybe you should show them to someone.
WHY do we keep CAPITALIZING words within the POSTS?
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Go on the COMPUTER and search for LUCY JOHNSON'S OFFICE HOURS. If she has office hours any time soon today, go to her OFFICE and talk to her, bringing the SUSPICIOUS ERASER in our GLOVED HAND and remembering to LOCK our DORM ROOM after leaving it.
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WHY do we keep CAPITALIZING words within the POSTS?
It makes it easier to see key items - actions, time, places, things. Pretty standard in text RPGs
Go on the COMPUTER and search for LUCY JOHNSON'S OFFICE HOURS. If she has office hours any time soon today, go to her OFFICE and talk to her, bringing the SUSPICIOUS ERASER in our GLOVED HAND and remembering to LOCK our DORM ROOM after leaving it.
Its SUNDAY! No professors have OFFICE HOURS today! DEUC is now here, and beckons you to follow him into TOWN. You securely LOCK your DORM ROOM and follow him.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Locking the door seems insignificant considering the NPCs have lock pick sets. I doubt it's just someone walking around trying to open the door without a plan B if it's locked.
Or maybe it is. Yay for storytelling.
Locking the door seems insignificant considering the NPCs have lock pick sets. I doubt it's just someone walking around trying to open the door without a plan B if it's locked.
Or maybe it is. Yay for storytelling.
Lock pick was in the knapsack for lulziness. My idiot former roommates left the door unlocked all the time, and then went OMFG WTF SOMEONE JACKED TEH MONEY SITTING ON OUR DESK jeeeee wonder why.
Ponder what kind of name Deuc is. Then ask him where he's taking you.
Ponder where he's taking you. Then ask him what kind of name Deuc is.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Ponder what kind of name Deuc is. Then ask him where he's taking you.
Ponder where he's taking you. Then ask him what kind of name Deuc is.
If you're not going to pay attention I'm not going to spell things out for you.
I meant where exactly he's taking you. "Into town" is pretty broad.
I meant where exactly he's taking you. "Into town" is pretty broad.
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"Hey TONY, its me. We're going to go see Tangled tonight, KAREN is bringing A FRIEND along. We're meeting at SIX THIRTY outside the THEATER. I'll see you there." *click*
He's taking you to the THEATER a little early, because you didn't return his PHONE CALL from earlier. You are AWARE it is now SIX O'CLOCK.
Go along to the THEATER. Tell DEUC about the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS.
Examine POCKETS and INVENTORY for GIFTS to GIVE to KAREN while AT the THEATER.
None.
Go along to the THEATER. Tell DEUC about the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS.
You tell DEUC about the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS. He tells you to go talk to PROFESSOR JOHNSON when she has OFFICE HOURS. Secretly, DEUC thinks you're a retard for asking the same question again.
Examine POCKETS and INVENTORY for GIFTS to GIVE to KAREN while AT the THEATER.
You have CASH, a DIRTY SOCK, and the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS. Nothing else in your inventory seems suitable for a gift!
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Secretly, DEUC thinks you're a retard for asking the same question again.
Deuc's not very good at keeping secrets, apparently.
Ask Deuc if we can swing by a store along the way. Also tell him that I'm not a retard.
Secretly, DEUC thinks you're a retard for asking the same question again.
Deuc's not very good at keeping secrets, apparently.
Ask Deuc if we can swing by a store along the way. Also tell him that I'm not a retard.
You ask your TRAVELING COMPANION if you can swing by a STORE before you get to the MOVIE THEATER.
On the way, you run across these stores:
EAST SIDE OF THE STREET (the side you're walking on)
-Lulu's boutique
-Jewel Osco Grocer's
-2 3/4 Bank
-The Toy Shoppe
WEST SIDE OF THE STREET
-Chase Bank
-Alec's Gourmet Food and Goods
-Export Central
You are AWARE that if you turn RIGHT onto 1st AVENUE there is a Macy's, Sears-Roebuck, and an Orange Julius.
SMACK DEUC for thinking we're RETARDED.
Then yell out various NOISES a RETARD would make.
