Delete Facebook profile. Head over to DAMSEL IN DISTRESS/KAREN's dorm and knock on her door. If she answers, ask her "Would you like to watch The Human Centipede with me?" If no one answers, knock again, louder until someone does answer.

Go to library and photocopy the mysterious SLIP. Turn it in as your next assignment.

You can't find the SLIP!

Good riddance! You scoff as you delete your Facebook page. The nightmare is finally over. No more crops...no more connections to the outside world. Just...silence. Figuring its about time for some real human to human interaction, you head over to KAREN'S DORM ROOM. You knock on the door repeatedly. After about FIFTEEN MINUTES, a PISSED OFF but HOT CHICK from NEXT DOOR comes out to see what the hell is your problem. You ask her if she would like to watch The Human Centipede, and assuming it is a horrible porno, she slaps you and runs back into the HOT CHICK'S DORM ROOM, possibly searching for MACE.

Wait, it's not a porno?

Next action: find porno.

Go to library

How dare you assume it's a porno. It's so much better than that.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/

Also: Note to self, HOT CHICK lives next door to KAREN. Add HOT CHICK to target list.

You try to find a PORNO in the hallway of the GIRLS ONLY DORM. You find NOTHING, and so you decide to go to the LIBRARY. You should probably study.

Study the theological effects of a wedge of cheese. And then whatever you're supposed to study.

You approach the CHECK OUT DESK to ask the STUDENT WORKER where you can find a book concerning the THEOLOGICAL EFFECTS OF A WEDGE OF CHEESE. Hey, what do you know?! KAREN is working today! She tells you that that book does not exist. The LIBRARY is well lit, with windows covering each wall. To the NORTH is a staircase down to reference. To the EAST is a staircase up to the computer labs and several classrooms. Both WEST and SOUTH contain shelves of books, study tables, and check out tables. It is relatively quiet as everyone except you appears to be sleeping off a hangover from yesterday.

What do you STUDY?

Study KAREN.

You stare at KAREN for several minutes before she realizes it. She asks "Can I help you?"

Stumble over SIMPLE WORDS as you awkwardly try to flirt.

She calls you a CREEP. Surely there will be rumors flying around soon...

Swallow SADNESS. Call a SEX LINE.

SEX LINE numbers not found

EXAMINE the APPEARANCE of KAREN stealthily while you STUDY the EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT.

You attempt to EXAMINE KAREN, but your INTELLIGENCE STAT sucks you into the thrilling world of how European government got to the place it is today. Wow - Europe can be so neat! You study steadfastly, completing 90 PERCENT of your EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT homework, when you are aware that it is 4PM. Your CELL PHONE is vibrating in your POCKET!

Check CELL PHONE, after doing so ask Karen if she would like to watch The Human Centipede with you. If she says it is a porno, explain that it is actually a great family movie.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 18 2011, 10:42 pm by lil-Inferno.

After examining CELL PHONE, ask KAREN "Would you like to watch The Human Centipede with me?"

Since some members seem to lack common sense I'll state the obvious:
It won't be tolerated that these RPGs evolve into sex games. I'm sure this is in the meaning of the game hosts.

And as such actions containing or leading to sexual acts will be deleted and fined.