SMACK DEUC for thinking we're RETARDED.
Then yell out various NOISES a RETARD would make.
DEUC SMACKS you back! Passerbys cheer at him!
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Ask DEUC for more information about EXPORT CENTRAL.
INQUIRE about NEARBY liquor STORES. How MUCH cash IS in THE inventory? IS there A debit CARD in THE wallet? DOES tony HAVE access TO funds IN a BANK account? HOW old IS Deuc?
None.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Why didn't we gain retard points?
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Actually I think it was just carelessness that caused inferno to ask DEUC again. And Kame's just too soft and kind to punish that. <3
Actually I think it was just carelessness that caused inferno to ask DEUC again. And Kame's just too soft and kind to punish that. <3
What I meant was tell him how the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS appeared that morning ;o.
when did we get the erasers back from the cop?
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Start alternatively UNZIPPING and ZIPPING your FLY at a rapid clip.
None.
Start alternatively UNZIPPING and ZIPPING your FLY at a rapid clip.
You're not helping.
Actually I think it was just carelessness that caused inferno to ask DEUC again. And Kame's just too soft and kind to punish that. <3
Collapsable Box
Ask DEUC for more information about EXPORT CENTRAL.
DEUC informs you that EXPORT CENTRAL is a silly name for imported goods. You will find mostly HOUSEWARES, LINENS, and occasionally JEWELRY. Whoever named the place was probably a RETARD. Hey TONY, maybe you should look for a job there!
Use your intelligence to figure out which store would have some good canned beer (>coors light).
get deuc to buy you some to sneak into the movie theater and share with everyone.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Use your intelligence to figure out which store would have some good canned beer (>coors light).
get deuc to buy you some to sneak into the movie theater and share with everyone.
The JEWEL OSCO probably has other choices, otherwise you'd have to go out of your way to get really GOOD STUFF.
DEUC smacks you for suggesting you sneak in booze! Not cool man, not cool!
Deuc is even more of a loser than tony...
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
That's not what his AXIS OF KARMA says...
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Smack Deuc back, hoping that passersby will cheer
us on now that the smacking order has been reversed.
Go to Export Central.
Used improved charisma to get a job there.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Go to Export Central.
Used improved charisma to get a job there.
We should have Tony get the money Faber needs and mail it to him.
Go to Export Central.
Used improved charisma to get a job there.
We should have Tony get the money Faber needs and mail it to him.
Good idea. First person that posts the next action in FABER's adventures plz get the address ;o
None.
Smack Deuc back, hoping that passersby will cheer us on now that the smacking order has been reversed.
Passerbys don't even notice! Maybe if you were COOLER, PEOPLE would care more!
Go to Export Central.
Used improved charisma to get a job there.
You go into EXPORT CENTRAL and ask for a job. They hire you! Looks like you aren't going to the MOVIE'S tonight, or for a very long time in general. You start IMMEDIATELY, so DEUC leaves you there to begin. It is currently SIX THIRTY. You need to complete the INTRODUCTION TRAINING, take the SAFETY MANAGEMENT TEST, and find your SUPERVISOR for a UNIFORM and TASKS.