Since some members seem to lack common sense I'll state the obvious:
It won't be tolerated that these RPGs evolve into sex games. I'm sure this is in the meaning of the game hosts.
And as such actions containing or leading to sexual acts will be deleted and fined.
What if it happens to be an integral part of the story? IE: You get lucky with Karen. Now, I don't think we need to go into details, but are euphemisms at least allowed?
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
Apply common sense. The game is not to evolve into a sex game.
Euphemisms like those that already happened
DEUC! Apparently he came by to tell you about his EXPLOITS with his LADY FRIEND
are perfectly fine, as long as the game doesn't revolve around it.
Since some members seem to lack common sense I'll state the obvious:
It won't be tolerated that these RPGs evolve into sex games. I'm sure this is in the meaning of the game hosts.
And as such actions containing or leading to sexual acts will be deleted and fined.
...and as a side note, if you do happen to get lucky with Karen, it would end with a statement like "You make a move on KAREN, and she stays the NIGHT. Way to go, CHAMP!" But since you're all content on making this guy a loser I don't foresee that happening anytime soon
NUDE WE WENT MORE THAN FIVE ROUNDS WHERE'S MY COOKIE.
Check CELL PHONE, after doing so ask Karen if she would like to watch The Human Centipede with you. If she says it is a porno, explain that it is actually a great family movie.
KAREN responds by telling you she has plans with FRIENDS after she gets off work.
You have ONE NEW VOICEMAIL!
Its DEUC!
"Hey TONY, its me. We're going to go see Tangled tonight, KAREN is bringing A FRIEND along. We're meeting at SIX THIRTY outside the THEATER. I'll see you there." *click*
You are aware that it is FOUR FIFTEEN PM. You still have not come up with your THESIS for your APPLICATIONS OF WORLD HISTORY class tomorrow morning!
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Come up with a thesis.
Problem solved.
Come up with a thesis.
Problem solved.
What would you like your thesis to be?
Applications of the Pythagorean Theory in Relation to Alpaca Breeding
Applications of the Pythagorean Theory in Relation to Alpaca Breeding
You aren't sure what that has to do with world history, but alright. You have come up with your SENIOR THESIS. Maybe you should WRITE IT DOWN.
Write it down, then ask Karen who her friend is. After doing that check your dorm to see if anything has happened to it.
... Kame the only thing I have to say to you is
"Bluh bluh huge bitch"
(on the off chance you get the reference)
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
... Kame the only thing I have to say to you is
"Bluh bluh huge bitch"
(on the off chance you get the reference)
First off, if that's what I think it is, I couldn't get through the whole thing. Sure, it was a great distraction during class, but after a while it just became boring.
Write it down, then ask Karen who her friend is. After doing that check your dorm to see if anything has happened to it.
KAREN is ignoring you! You won't get any help out of her!
You return to your DORM ROOM, to see if anyone messed with your stuff. The KNAPSACK is gone! I wonder where it went?
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Beat your HEAD against the WALL for being too stupid to lock your DORM ROOM.
Then examine the DORM ROOM for any CLUES as to who took your KNAPSACK.
We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch
NUDE WE WENT MORE THAN FIVE ROUNDS WHERE'S MY COOKIE.
Here you go
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(I recommend the blue ones)
NUDE WE WENT MORE THAN FIVE ROUNDS WHERE'S MY COOKIE.
Here you go
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(I recommend the blue ones)EAT the NEWLY ACQUIRED BLUE SMILING COOKIES.
None.
NUDE WE WENT MORE THAN FIVE ROUNDS WHERE'S MY COOKIE.
Here you go
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(I recommend the blue ones)FIND KAREN.
OFFER a BLUE COOKIE to KAREN.
PURCHASE TICKET (optional).
PROCEED to watch TANGLED.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
NUDE WE WENT MORE THAN FIVE ROUNDS WHERE'S MY COOKIE.
Here you go
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(I recommend the blue ones)There is an irony here that I recognize.
Beat your HEAD against the WALL for being too stupid to lock your DORM ROOM.
Then examine the DORM ROOM for any CLUES as to who took your KNAPSACK.
You EXAMINE the DORM ROOM for CLUES. Unfortunately, your search turns up short - hey wait a minute. There is something under your bed! You pick it up to find a SUSPICIOUS ERASER.
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
THANK the FORCES OF EVIL for being so incompetent as to leave another CLUE.
Search the DORM ROOM for some sort of PROTECTION you could use to pick up the SUSPICIOUS ERASER without falling prey to its effects.
THANK the FORCES OF EVIL for being so incompetent as to leave another CLUE.
Search the DORM ROOM for some sort of PROTECTION you could use to pick up the SUSPICIOUS ERASER without falling prey to its effects.
You say a quick PRAYER to the EVIL POWERS that rule the CAMPUS. You suddenly remember the CAMPUS POLICE OFFICER pick up the SUSPICIOUS ERASER unharmed because of his GLOVED HAND. You wonder if you might have a GLOVE somewhere. Searching the GROUND, DESKTOP, and BED for a GLOVE, you find nothing.
Your prayer gained you +1 BAD POINT on your AXIS OF KARMA!
CURRENT STATS
AXIS OF KARMA:
SMART: 0
RTARD: 3
GOOD: 4
BAD: 1
REPUTATION: Classmate (+5, -3)
GENERAL STATS:
LUCK RATING: 4
PERSONALITY: 4
INTELLIGENCE: 8
CONFIDENCE: 5
STAMINA: 3
AWARENESS: 8
SWAGGER: 3
INVENTORY:
EQUIPPED: THESIS TOPIC
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
cell phone
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RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
mp3 player
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BACK POCKET (one slot)
wallet with cash, credit card, schedule, and campus ID.
BACKPACK (ten slots)
THE EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT textbook
APPLICATIONS OF WORLD HISTORY textbook
BEOWULF for WORLD LITERATURE V
ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY textbook
THREE RINGED BINDER
POCKET CALENDAR
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