Thats fucking disturbing. ;o

Its probably Phobos

Did.

First: Some chick in Junior high, cant even remember her last name. Thanks for the cigarettes and sex experience though!

Second: This one was pretty nasty, dated her for a few months in 10th grade.

Third: I really upgraded my standards after the last and went after this really cute freshman when I was in 11th grade (Junior Year). Dated for a month and I met her rival.

Fourth: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE HER ENEMY?! WANNA FUCK IN SPITE?! OMG YOU ARE A GODDESS!!!! We were together for like four months my Junior year. Definitely the hottest girl I ever dated, she was into me to spite her nemesis, the fact that I knew everybody in school and got her into some clique she wanted. Then poof. I regret nothing since I got to tear her shit up like an animal, it felt like I was defiling a beautiful garden.

Fifth: High School Sweetheart, awww. Dated on/off for about two years total. Not really much to say here, we cheated on each other quite a few times, she was a bitch and I took revenge as often as possible.

Sixth: ...Why didn't I marry this girl...? I guess the one that got away, she was amazing. She was with some dick head for like two years, he cheated on her with some ex constantly, even though (number six) had his kid and took care of him. Even lived with both. So we did our thing and her mother would always want to talk to me for a while when she called (number six) to ask how things were going with her coming back home to get away from the dickhead father. In the end, she moved, we kind of stopped talking and that was that.

Seven: Just a fling, nothing special.

Eight: ...This was basically just a fling too, the chick was cool and underage when we met, but why do I care. Definitely in the best shape of any girl I dated though. She took the break up hard and was talking about how great of a guy I was... Bla bla bla... In the end I moved away from her and that was the cause for the break up. I later find out that she was pregnant, but she was like three months (we had been separated for like five) and was relieved... Until I heard from her friend that she was naming her child's first and middle name after me. Bitches be crazy.

So yeah, there is my list of just girlfriends, we both mutually shared the relationship. I felt like expanding more, but gave a quick little amount on each.

I overestimated you people - I thought most of you were losers like me.

Meh, I just have that suave and when I try, apparently I look pretty good. Too bad I hardly try.

If it helps any, you could think of all the "Did" responses as "No."

"Until I heard from her friend that she was naming her child's first and middle name after me. Bitches be crazy."
Damn... you got 100 problems.

I'm with you... <3



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And the long distance ones ... Unless you meet in person ever, does that really count? I'd say it's more like a close online friend -- unless you go to the degree of someone I knew from high school where they would do video chat and... and... I don't know why he even told us about it so much (bragging, if you can call it that?).

Long distances IMO are very legitimate (shows how committed the two of you are) but online ones are epic failures of life in my book, especially if you've never met them or even know what they look like. We never stopped making fun of some of my IRL friends for having online girlfriends (one guy had his via maple story, another through an anime/Bleach forum).

22.

I mostly meant online (referring to ever having met them) ... But long distance still seems a little weird to me anyway.

MA, the most important thing to know about getting a girlfriend is to not be desperate for it. Enjoy life and take care of yourself. If you do that, you get sorted out. I wasn't "looking" for any of my ex GFs (single now).

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Although Doodan will tell you the exact opposite - never forget your game, always know how to and be ready to exploit their weaknesses. hahaha

Quote from Fire_Kame

Quote from Sand Wraith

I have a boyfriend.

I met him through SEN.

I forgot how exactly though.

WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO

Prolly Yammy. There's a reason he never comes around anymore.

Regardless, right now I'd almost rather not have a girlfriend just because I have to juggle so much crap now that I'm rarely even able to come on TeamSpeak to chat with Lingie and Riney. Between her and college right now there's not too much time for me to just chill.

Though that's fine with me, considering I don't have a roommate

Yeah I have a girlfriend. Someday I plan on dedicating my entire life to her through marriage. Her name is Architecture.

I actually met mine over SC BW as well. Been dating for about 1.5 years, was long distance shortly now we're going to college together.

Except sex, any kind of girlfriend is pain in the ass after first couple of months. Was a loner till I met my first, I was 19 back then, she was 16. We had a crazy ride 2 years long, the bitch dumped me after I spent 2 days in prison. Freaking 2 days! Been with one or another ever since. The funniest thing is that you don't even like them after a while, but your so damn got used to them.

As I said, except sex you're not missing much.

Yes. Met at work.

Previously, yes. Met at work or school/college.

I'm more interested in how you were in prison for two days. Care to tell?

That's what's known as a "bad relationship", where you're really only together because it's convenient and less hassle than breaking up. That's what happens to a lot of marriages, especially after kids are born.

So...you're still together eh?

Had a few people that I called girlfriend but I wasn't really emotionally mentally or physically mature enough for them to mean anything to me.

That being said, asking out Monday