Let me show you how to hump without making love.
Did.
First: Some chick in Junior high, cant even remember her last name. Thanks for the cigarettes and sex experience though!
Second: This one was pretty nasty, dated her for a few months in 10th grade.
Third: I really upgraded my standards after the last and went after this really cute freshman when I was in 11th grade (Junior Year). Dated for a month and I met her rival.
Fourth: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE HER ENEMY?! WANNA FUCK IN SPITE?! OMG YOU ARE A GODDESS!!!! We were together for like four months my Junior year. Definitely the hottest girl I ever dated, she was into me to spite her nemesis, the fact that I knew everybody in school and got her into some clique she wanted. Then poof. I regret nothing since I got to tear her shit up like an animal, it felt like I was defiling a beautiful garden.
Fifth: High School Sweetheart, awww. Dated on/off for about two years total. Not really much to say here, we cheated on each other quite a few times, she was a bitch and I took revenge as often as possible.
Sixth: ...Why didn't I marry this girl...? I guess the one that got away, she was amazing. She was with some dick head for like two years, he cheated on her with some ex constantly, even though (number six) had his kid and took care of him. Even lived with both. So we did our thing and her mother would always want to talk to me for a while when she called (number six) to ask how things were going with her coming back home to get away from the dickhead father. In the end, she moved, we kind of stopped talking and that was that.
Seven: Just a fling, nothing special.
Eight: ...This was basically just a fling too, the chick was cool and underage when we met, but why do I care. Definitely in the best shape of any girl I dated though. She took the break up hard and was talking about how great of a guy I was... Bla bla bla... In the end I moved away from her and that was the cause for the break up. I later find out that she was pregnant, but she was like three months (we had been separated for like five) and was relieved... Until I heard from her friend that she was naming her child's first and middle name after me. Bitches be crazy.
So yeah, there is my list of just girlfriends, we both mutually shared the relationship. I felt like expanding more, but gave a quick little amount on each.
None.