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Feb 12 2011, 7:27 pm
By: Fire_Kame
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Mar 2 2011, 3:34 am Fire_Kame Post #321

wth is starcraft

You try to calm STACEY down by telling her that you would rather DIE with her than with ANYONE ELSE. She looks at you in PANIC. Suddenly, the HEADMISTRESS comes into view on one of the BALCONIES. Expecting a long winded speech, preferably with the chance for rebuttal, she simply yells, "release the fiend!" The WORN DUNGEON DOOR flies open, revealing the menace sent to kill you. It looks much like a goat, except it is covered in scales and is four times your height. You and STACEY remain perfectly still as it flies out. THE FIEND has spotted you and STACEY! You better act quick!




Mar 2 2011, 3:38 am Symmetry Post #322

Dungeon Master

Everyone knows the fiend's one major weakness is lesbian sex - grab Stacey and stare seductively into her eyes as you slowly stroke your hand down her back and draw your lips to hers.



:voy: :jaff: :voy: :jaff:

Mar 2 2011, 3:49 am Voyager7456 Post #323

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

Quote from Symmetry
Everyone knows the fiend's one major weakness is lesbian sex - grab Stacey and stare seductively into her eyes as you slowly stroke your hand down her back and draw your lips to hers.

This. It's the only way.



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but i'm crazy for you
i watched you cradling a tissue box
sneezing and sniffling, you were still a fox


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Mar 2 2011, 3:51 am Roy Post #324

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from Symmetry
Everyone knows the fiend's one major weakness is lesbian sex...
I would be surprised if this statement was false for this bizarre organization's monster.




Mar 2 2011, 3:51 am Fire_Kame Post #325

wth is starcraft

You start to make another move on STACEY, but your SWAGGER cannot uphold the LOVE and DESIRE you feel for her. Luckily, this move temporarily CONFUSED THE FIEND! You gained two extra turns to prepare before he SNAPS OUT OF IT!

protip: this may be a good time to investigate for weaknesses :rolleyes:




Mar 2 2011, 3:58 am Symmetry Post #326

Dungeon Master

You already know the fiend's weakness - more lesbian sex! Grab lacey by the collar and force your tongue between her supple lips.



:voy: :jaff: :voy: :jaff:

Mar 2 2011, 4:01 am Fire_Kame Post #327

wth is starcraft

Quote from Symmetry
You already know the fiend's weakness - more lesbian sex! Grab lacey by the collar and force your tongue between her supple lips.
>LACEY not found




Mar 2 2011, 4:03 am NudeRaider Post #328

We can't explain the universe, just describe it; and we don't know whether our theories are true, we just know they're not wrong. >Harald Lesch

You already know the fiend's weakness - more lesbian sex! Grab stacey by the collar and force your tongue between her supple lips.




Mar 2 2011, 4:04 am DevliN Post #329

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

Quote from Symmetry
You already know the fiend's weakness - more lesbian sex! Grab lacey by the collar and force your tongue between her supple lips.
This, all the way.

STACEY, let's make MAGIC happen. Tonight. In my pants. And your pants.

And by that I mean sex.

As in intercourse.

As in coitus.



\:devlin\: Currently Working On: \:devlin\:
My Overwatch addiction.

Mar 2 2011, 4:04 am Symmetry Post #330

Dungeon Master

Quote from Fire_Kame
Quote from Symmetry
You already know the fiend's weakness - more lesbian sex! Grab lacey by the collar and force your tongue between her supple lips.
>LACEY not found

LOL.



:voy: :jaff: :voy: :jaff:

Mar 2 2011, 4:29 am poison_us Post #331

Back* from the grave

Throw Stacey at the FIEND and run.




Mar 2 2011, 2:44 pm Fire_Kame Post #332

wth is starcraft

Quote from poison_us
Throw Stacey at the FIEND and run.
Seeing no other LOGICAL or SEXY way to get out of this mess, You try to pick up STACEY to throw her, but your STAMINA STAT is too low! Instead you PUSH HER into the FIEND, killing the very very small chance you had with her. The FIEND is nom nomming STACEY! You have time to plan your next move!




Mar 2 2011, 3:45 pm poison_us Post #333

Back* from the grave

Quote from poison_us
and run.





Mar 2 2011, 3:47 pm Fire_Kame Post #334

wth is starcraft

Quote from poison_us
Quote from poison_us
and run.
There is no where to RUN! both WORN DUNGEON DOORS are CLOSED! You'll have to find a way to open them.




Mar 2 2011, 4:04 pm DevliN Post #335

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

Admit you LOVE RAMONA STACEY, gain the POWER OF LOVE sword. Then, wait for a voice in the sky to say "ROUND 1... FIGHT!" and prepare to KICK SOME ASS.



\:devlin\: Currently Working On: \:devlin\:
My Overwatch addiction.

Mar 2 2011, 4:05 pm Fire_Kame Post #336

wth is starcraft

Quote from DevliN
Admit you LOVE RAMONA STACEY, gain the POWER OF LOVE sword. Then, wait for a voice in the sky to say "ROUND 1... FIGHT!" and prepare to KICK SOME ASS.
>command not recognized




Mar 2 2011, 4:14 pm DevliN Post #337

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

FINE!


LOOK STACEY DEEP IN THE EYES AS SHE IS VICIOUSLY BEING EATEN BY THE FIEND, AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND WILL MISS HER. AS THE TEARS FLOW FROM YOUR EYES, YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU SAW A JACKHAMMER CONVENIENTLY PLACED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, NEXT TO A CONVENIENTLY PLACED POWER-GENERATOR. GRAB THE JACKHAMMER WITH YOUR INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, AND STARTS CHIPPING AWAY AT THE DOOR. OCCASIONALLY LOOK BACK AT STACEY, YOUR LOVE, BEING DEVOURED IN SUCH A HORRIFIC WAY, AND THINK BACK TO ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU'VE HAD OVER THE PAST HOUR. AS THE TEARS FLOW, CONTINUE TO JACKHAMMER THE DOOR IN A SIMILAR FASHION TO HOW YOU WANTED TO JACKHAMMER STACEY. CONTINUE TO CRY DEEPLY UNTIL THE DOORS ARE OPEN.



\:devlin\: Currently Working On: \:devlin\:
My Overwatch addiction.

Mar 2 2011, 4:37 pm Fire_Kame Post #338

wth is starcraft

Quote from DevliN
FINE!


LOOK STACEY DEEP IN THE EYES AS SHE IS VICIOUSLY BEING EATEN BY THE FIEND, AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND WILL MISS HER. AS THE TEARS FLOW FROM YOUR EYES, YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU SAW A JACKHAMMER CONVENIENTLY PLACED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, NEXT TO A CONVENIENTLY PLACED POWER-GENERATOR. GRAB THE JACKHAMMER WITH YOUR INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, AND STARTS CHIPPING AWAY AT THE DOOR. OCCASIONALLY LOOK BACK AT STACEY, YOUR LOVE, BEING DEVOURED IN SUCH A HORRIFIC WAY, AND THINK BACK TO ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU'VE HAD OVER THE PAST HOUR. AS THE TEARS FLOW, CONTINUE TO JACKHAMMER THE DOOR IN A SIMILAR FASHION TO HOW YOU WANTED TO JACKHAMMER STACEY. CONTINUE TO CRY DEEPLY UNTIL THE DOORS ARE OPEN.

>There is no JACKHAMMER! You'll have to find a different way to ESCAPE.




Mar 2 2011, 4:53 pm DevliN Post #339

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

FINE!


LOOK STACEY DEEP IN THE EYES AS SHE IS VICIOUSLY BEING EATEN BY THE FIEND, AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND WILL MISS HER. AS THE TEARS FLOW FROM YOUR EYES, YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU SAW A SLEDGEHAMMER CONVENIENTLY PLACED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, NEXT TO A CONVENIENTLY PLACED RACK OF SLEDGEHAMMERS. GRAB THE SLEDGEHAMMER WITH YOUR INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, AND START CHIPPING AWAY AT THE DOOR. OCCASIONALLY LOOK BACK AT STACEY, YOUR LOVE, BEING DEVOURED IN SUCH A HORRIFIC WAY, AND THINK BACK TO ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU'VE HAD OVER THE PAST HOUR. AS THE TEARS FLOW, CONTINUE TO SLEDGEHAMMER THE DOOR IN A SIMILAR FASHION TO HOW YOU WANTED TO SLEDGEHAMMER STACEY. CONTINUE TO CRY DEEPLY UNTIL THE DOORS ARE OPEN.



\:devlin\: Currently Working On: \:devlin\:
My Overwatch addiction.

Mar 2 2011, 5:04 pm Fire_Kame Post #340

wth is starcraft

Quote from DevliN
FINE!


LOOK STACEY DEEP IN THE EYES AS SHE IS VICIOUSLY BEING EATEN BY THE FIEND, AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AND WILL MISS HER. AS THE TEARS FLOW FROM YOUR EYES, YOU REMEMBER THAT YOU SAW A SLEDGEHAMMER CONVENIENTLY PLACED IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, NEXT TO A CONVENIENTLY PLACED RACK OF SLEDGEHAMMERS. GRAB THE SLEDGEHAMMER WITH YOUR INCREDIBLE STRENGTH, AND START CHIPPING AWAY AT THE DOOR. OCCASIONALLY LOOK BACK AT STACEY, YOUR LOVE, BEING DEVOURED IN SUCH A HORRIFIC WAY, AND THINK BACK TO ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU'VE HAD OVER THE PAST HOUR. AS THE TEARS FLOW, CONTINUE TO SLEDGEHAMMER THE DOOR IN A SIMILAR FASHION TO HOW YOU WANTED TO SLEDGEHAMMER STACEY. CONTINUE TO CRY DEEPLY UNTIL THE DOORS ARE OPEN.
>SLEDGEHAMMER not found!

I could go on all day.




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