I even wrote a song for him:
Quote
Our time is like an hour glass
Your very next breath might be your last
But as long as you've got that sweet, sweet ass...
...
Matt, it's your birthday! Free eggs and mudkips for everyone
Voy, it's your birthday! Let's get undressed and have some fun
When I'm down, you're my dynamo
When I'm high, man you're flyin low
Your partial sterility
Says nothing of your verility
And on this microcosm
Our seeds will blossom
A boy becomes a man
But it's all moot, cause daaaaaaaaamn
Matt, it's your birthday! Free eggs and mudkips for everyone
Voy, it's your birthday! Let's get undressed and have some fun
*whisper*
Like a chilean miner, I come out my shaft for you...
Your very next breath might be your last
But as long as you've got that sweet, sweet ass...
...
Matt, it's your birthday! Free eggs and mudkips for everyone
Voy, it's your birthday! Let's get undressed and have some fun
When I'm down, you're my dynamo
When I'm high, man you're flyin low
Your partial sterility
Says nothing of your verility
And on this microcosm
Our seeds will blossom
A boy becomes a man
But it's all moot, cause daaaaaaaaamn
Matt, it's your birthday! Free eggs and mudkips for everyone
Voy, it's your birthday! Let's get undressed and have some fun
*whisper*
Like a chilean miner, I come out my shaft for you...