Richard "Dick" Blizzard, Moses Germanis and Osama van Dyke only had a single duty on the space colony of Nova Africa: apply lubricant to the gears that kept the colony's engine running. But when the Zerg attack, our intrepid threesome is given a suicide mission: to sneak through the backdoor of the Zerg's infested anthrax factory and assassinate their leader, Kerrigan, before she can complete the genocide of the human race.

Will our heroes blow up the deadly factory and make it back home in time for turkey dinner? Find out in this thrilling StarCraft adventure! (PS: I haven't had time to polish this map, so the AI might suck a bit.)

Buddah England, magna cum laude graduate of the Counter-Terrorist Academy in Norway, is called in when a rogue element of the Russian military constructs a deadly tower in the center of Canada's capital. Can Buddah stop their deadly erection from dispensing sarin gas? one thing's for certain - if he succeeds, there will be a party in the spirit of the gay nineties!

Please enjoy my first-ever StarCraft map!

Christian, a simple chicken farmer from Ireland, brings his wares to the market every month. All those countless hours of scrubbing chicken poop from the bottom of the henhouse will be worth it, if he can just deliver those plump, succulent breasts and wings to the starving farmers in Dublin. Setting out on his trusty ass, Oscar, Christian begins a long journey fraught with peril and deceit...

A StarCraft RPG that will blow you away!

In my newest StarCraft adventure, Sarah Pope, detective of the fairer sex, investigates a series of murders in northern Switzerland. With the town in lockdown after a fierce blizzard, her partner that usually aids her in these matters is stuck in his condominum over 50 miles away. Can our heroine succeed in the face of such adversity?

SCV Shuttlecock: The spiritual successor to the popular StarCraft map, SCV football.

Jesus Rodriguez, a young Mexican cook, has embarked on a long journey from the ghetto he grew up in to New York
City, culinary capital of America. Can his restaurant succeed? Or will he merely be the butt of many a joke? Find out in the world's first StarCraft cooking map!

Version 1.03: Fixed a bug with the "extra virgin olive oil" and "cooking alcohol" ingredients not spawning

Follow the exploits of Dick van Dyke in a hilarious StarCraft comedy as he attempts to return the fetish idol of the Anasazi tribe before doom befalls them all!

On the cold planet of Theckis, a Zerg swarm penetrated a small outpost's primary defenses. A blizzard had just resided, and the white snow was slowly being consumed by creep. Upon several hours of assault, several civilians and soldiers lost hope, and some even committed suicide. The outpost's lieutenant, Richard Black, came into the outpost just as a massive wave of Zerg began to attack. While he single-handedly killed many Zerglings, he was unable to save his commander. His superior's last words before he passed were, "Run, Dick. There's too many of them; you can't kill them all."

Black, however, had no immediate means of escaping. He called in for a transport, but there were none remaining on the planet. He sent a distress signal out to neighboring planets, using his best translation of their respective languages.

Now, with precious minutes passing by, Black has to survive the Zerg onslaught, while praying that someone, somewhere, will save him from this doomed planet.

Most of those descriptions immediately came across as innuendo regardless, though.

Yes, it is pretty absurd. Just use alt characters or something if they weren't smart enough to filter those.

but it could be worse.

how?

Oh what the crap, "Black" and "White" aren't allowed? One of my maps has 2 teams, Black and White, and I use those names in the description. Wtfux, Blizzard.