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NORM Mafia #1 - Game over
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Sep 6 2010, 9:05 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #721



Obvious clue is obvious.



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Sep 6 2010, 9:05 pm LoTu)S Post #722



Quote from Norm
Night Four

It seemed as if the town had suddenly become more peaceful following the death of the newly elected Wing Zero, but in reality everyone was just hiding in their houses with the doors dead bolted ten times. I guess that still counts as a peaceful night. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop... or Roy's mother screaming at her child a few blocks down.

Mother: "You idiot! Come back in the house now!!!"

Roy: "No, mom. I have to go do something. Why can't you understand that?"

Mother: "Aaaargh god dammit Roy! Get back in the house now! You're not some kind of hero going out there."

Roy: "Actually, that's exactly what I am. Goodnight, mother!"


Roy slammed the door and started to sprint down the sidewalk. No one knows why Roy went out last night. Yep, I guess you could say it was some kind of Mystery. His mother even called his cell to try to... question his motives, but he didn't pick up.

Long story short, Roy found himself on the other side of town. A friend had tipped him off saying that the mafia hid out here. Roy approached the old warehouse as two shadowy figures came towards him the opposite way.

Figure #1: "Looks like we got ourselves an idiot"

Figure #2: "Go home kid, you're not a hero."

Both figures were LOLing pretty hard at Roy, but he just walked past them with his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

Figure #1 took out his pistol. "I thought we told you to go home!"

Roy kept on ignoring them and walked to the warehouse. He was almost to the side door when he heard a shot go off: Figure #1 had fired the pistol. Roy fell dramatically to the ground, landing face down.

The two thugs walked up the the boy's body.

Figure #2: "Kid must've been on a mission or something. Oh well, he was on our list anyway."

Figure #1: "Yep, gimme a hand throwing the body into the river."

Figure #1 went to grab Roy's legs only to be met with a painful kick in the face. Roy's foot knocked the guy off balance and caused his strange mask to fall to the ground. Roy was on his feet once again. His adrenaline was pumping like crazy, and he threw his coat on the ground - revealing Norm's lucky leather jacket underneath. He took a mental note of the one guy's face, and then turned around to attack the other.

He spun directly into an oncoming crowbar. Figure #2 didn't take a moment to mess around once his comrade got a kick in the face. He picked up the crowbar from next to the warehouse and smoked Roy right in the face with it. Roy was out cold.

Figure #2: "You alright, man?"

Figure #1: "Yeah, but do you mind if I do the honors of puttin this punk to sleep once and for all?"

Figure #2: "Go for it."

The camera faded to black. Just one more gunshot sounded before the night was over - The dead body of Roy found floating down the river not even an hour later.


Day Four begins now! Vote to lynch the remaining mafia scum among you.




Quote from Leeroy_Jenkins
Quote from Norm
Night Four

It seemed as if the town had suddenly become more peaceful following the death of the newly elected Wing Zero, but in reality everyone was just hiding in their houses with the doors dead bolted ten times. I guess that still counts as a peaceful night. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop... or Roy's mother screaming at her child a few blocks down.

Mother: "You idiot! Come back in the house now!!!"

Roy: "No, mom. I have to go do something. Why can't you understand that?"

Mother: "Aaaargh god dammit Roy! Get back in the house now! You're not some kind of hero going out there."

Roy: "Actually, that's exactly what I am. Goodnight, mother!"

Roy slammed the door and started to sprint down the sidewalk. No one knows why Roy went out last night. Yep, I guess you could say it was some kind of Mystery. His mother even called his cell to try to... question his motives, but he didn't pick up.

Long story short, Roy found himself on the other side of town. A friend had tipped him off saying that the mafia hid out here. Roy approached the old warehouse as two shadowy figures came towards him the opposite way.

Figure #1: "Looks like we got ourselves an idiot"

Figure #2: "Go home kid, you're not a hero."

Both figures were LOLing pretty hard at Roy, but he just walked past them with his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

Figure #1 began to take out his pistol. "I thought we told you to go home!"

Roy kept ignoring them and walked to the warehouse. He was almost to the side door when he heard a shot go off: Figure #1 had fired the pistol. Roy fell dramatically to the ground.

Immediately the thugs walked up the the boy's body.

Figure #2: "Kid must've been on a mission or something. Oh well, he was on our list anyway."

Figure #1: "Yep, gimme a hand throwing the body into the river."

Figure #1 went to grab Roy's legs only to be met with a painful kick in the face. Roy's foot knocked the guy off balance and caused his strange mask to fall to the ground. Roy was on his feet once again. His adrenaline was pumping like crazy, and he threw his coat on the ground - revealing Norm's lucky leather jacket underneath. He took a mental note of the one guy's face, and then turned around to attack the other.

He spun directly into an oncoming crowbar. Figure #2 didn't take a moment to mess around once his comrade got a kick in the face. He picked up the crowbar from next to the warehouse and smoked Roy right in the face with it. Roy was out cold.

Figure #2: "You alright, man?"

Figure #1: "Yeah, but do you mind if I do the honors of puttin this punk to sleep once and for all?"

Figure #2: "Go for it."

The camera faded to black. Just one more gunshot sounded before the night was over - The dead body of Roy found floating down the river not even an hour later.


Day Four begins now! Vote to lynch the remaining mafia scum among you.


I change my vote to LoTu)S


Fabricated Shit. Read it over!



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Sep 6 2010, 9:05 pm Roy Post #723

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Quote from Norm
@ Leeroy LoTu)S: ^^ DUDE, THAT IS THE MOST EPIC COUNTER ARGUMENT IN THE HISTORY OF MAFIA!! Holy shit, I cannot stop laughing at the ownage.
This.




Sep 6 2010, 9:06 pm Dem0n Post #724

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Uhhhh... I abstain. Idk who to vote for. ;o




Sep 6 2010, 9:09 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #725



Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
Uhhhh... I abstain. Idk who to vote for. ;o

Quote from Norm
Night Four

It seemed as if the town had suddenly become more peaceful following the death of the newly elected Wing Zero, but in reality everyone was just hiding in their houses with the doors dead bolted ten times. I guess that still counts as a peaceful night. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop... or Roy's mother screaming at her child a few blocks down.

Mother: "You idiot! Come back in the house now!!!"

Roy: "No, mom. I have to go do something. Why can't you understand that?"

Mother: "Aaaargh god dammit Roy! Get back in the house now! You're not some kind of hero going out there."

Roy: "Actually, that's exactly what I am. Goodnight, mother!"

Roy slammed the door and started to sprint down the sidewalk. No one knows why Roy went out last night. Yep, I guess you could say it was some kind of Mystery. His mother even called his cell to try to... question his motives, but he didn't pick up.

Long story short, Roy found himself on the other side of town. A friend had tipped him off saying that the mafia hid out here. Roy approached the old warehouse as two shadowy figures came towards him the opposite way.

Figure #1: "Looks like we got ourselves an idiot"

Figure #2: "Go home kid, you're not a hero."

Both figures were LOLing pretty hard at Roy, but he just walked past them with his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

Figure #1 began to take out his pistol. "I thought we told you to go home!"

Roy kept ignoring them and walked to the warehouse. He was almost to the side door when he heard a shot go off: Figure #1 had fired the pistol. Roy fell dramatically to the ground.

Immediately the thugs walked up the the boy's body.

Figure #2: "Kid must've been on a mission or something. Oh well, he was on our list anyway."

Figure #1: "Yep, gimme a hand throwing the body into the river."

Figure #1 went to grab Roy's legs only to be met with a painful kick in the face. Roy's foot knocked the guy off balance and caused his strange mask to fall to the ground. Roy was on his feet once again. His adrenaline was pumping like crazy, and he threw his coat on the ground - revealing Norm's lucky leather jacket underneath. He took a mental note of the one guy's face, and then turned around to attack the other.

He spun directly into an oncoming crowbar. Figure #2 didn't take a moment to mess around once his comrade got a kick in the face. He picked up the crowbar from next to the warehouse and smoked Roy right in the face with it. Roy was out cold.

Figure #2: "You alright, man?"

Figure #1: "Yeah, but do you mind if I do the honors of puttin this punk to sleep once and for all?"

Figure #2: "Go for it."

The camera faded to black. Just one more gunshot sounded before the night was over - The dead body of Roy found floating down the river not even an hour later.


Day Four begins now! Vote to lynch the remaining mafia scum among you.

Now you know.



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Sep 6 2010, 9:12 pm Azrael Post #726



Everyone's voted, end it now before someone changes theirs.




Sep 6 2010, 9:12 pm LoTu)S Post #727



Quote from Leeroy_Jenkins
Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
Uhhhh... I abstain. Idk who to vote for. ;o

Quote from Norm
Night Four

It seemed as if the town had suddenly become more peaceful following the death of the newly elected Wing Zero, but in reality everyone was just hiding in their houses with the doors dead bolted ten times. I guess that still counts as a peaceful night. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop... or Roy's mother screaming at her child a few blocks down.

Mother: "You idiot! Come back in the house now!!!"

Roy: "No, mom. I have to go do something. Why can't you understand that?"

Mother: "Aaaargh god dammit Roy! Get back in the house now! You're not some kind of hero going out there."

Roy: "Actually, that's exactly what I am. Goodnight, mother!"

Roy slammed the door and started to sprint down the sidewalk. No one knows why Roy went out last night. Yep, I guess you could say it was some kind of Mystery. His mother even called his cell to try to... question his motives, but he didn't pick up.

Long story short, Roy found himself on the other side of town. A friend had tipped him off saying that the mafia hid out here. Roy approached the old warehouse as two shadowy figures came towards him the opposite way.

Figure #1: "Looks like we got ourselves an idiot"

Figure #2: "Go home kid, you're not a hero."

Both figures were LOLing pretty hard at Roy, but he just walked past them with his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

Figure #1 began to take out his pistol. "I thought we told you to go home!"

Roy kept ignoring them and walked to the warehouse. He was almost to the side door when he heard a shot go off: Figure #1 had fired the pistol. Roy fell dramatically to the ground.

Immediately the thugs walked up the the boy's body.

Figure #2: "Kid must've been on a mission or something. Oh well, he was on our list anyway."

Figure #1: "Yep, gimme a hand throwing the body into the river."

Figure #1 went to grab Roy's legs only to be met with a painful kick in the face. Roy's foot knocked the guy off balance and caused his strange mask to fall to the ground. Roy was on his feet once again. His adrenaline was pumping like crazy, and he threw his coat on the ground - revealing Norm's lucky leather jacket underneath. He took a mental note of the one guy's face, and then turned around to attack the other.

He spun directly into an oncoming crowbar. Figure #2 didn't take a moment to mess around once his comrade got a kick in the face. He picked up the crowbar from next to the warehouse and smoked Roy right in the face with it. Roy was out cold.

Figure #2: "You alright, man?"

Figure #1: "Yeah, but do you mind if I do the honors of puttin this punk to sleep once and for all?"

Figure #2: "Go for it."

The camera faded to black. Just one more gunshot sounded before the night was over - The dead body of Roy found floating down the river not even an hour later.


Day Four begins now! Vote to lynch the remaining mafia scum among you.

Now you know.

Highlighted fabricated words.



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Sep 6 2010, 9:14 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #728



So I had to push the words together a little, so what?



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Sep 6 2010, 9:16 pm LoTu)S Post #729



So it's bullshit.



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Sep 6 2010, 9:18 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #730



A lot more respectable than your clues. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE?



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Sep 6 2010, 9:19 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #731



LOTUS IS MAFIA!

Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
Uhhhh... I abstain. Idk who to vote for. ;o

Quote from Norm
Night Four

It seemed as if the town had suddenly become more peaceful following the death of the newly elected Wing Zero, but in reality everyone was just hiding in their houses with the doors dead bolted ten times. I guess that still counts as a peaceful night. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop... or Roy's mother screaming at her child a few blocks down.

Mother: "You idiot! Come back in the house now!!!"

Roy: "No, mom. I have to go do something. Why can't you understand that?"

Mother: "Aaaargh god dammit Roy! Get back in the house now! You're not some kind of hero going out there."

Roy: "Actually, that's exactly what I am. Goodnight, mother!"

Roy slammed the door and started to sprint down the sidewalk. No one knows why Roy went out last night. Yep, I guess you could say it was some kind of Mystery. His mother even called his cell to try to... question his motives, but he didn't pick up.

Long story short, Roy found himself on the other side of town. A friend had tipped him off saying that the mafia hid out here. Roy approached the old warehouse as two shadowy figures came towards him the opposite way.

Figure #1: "Looks like we got ourselves an idiot"

Figure #2: "Go home kid, you're not a hero."

Both figures were LOLing pretty hard at Roy, but he just walked past them with his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

Figure #1 began to take out his pistol. "I thought we told you to go home!"

Roy kept ignoring them and walked to the warehouse. He was almost to the side door when he heard a shot go off: Figure #1 had fired the pistol. Roy fell dramatically to the ground.

Immediately the thugs walked up the the boy's body.

Figure #2: "Kid must've been on a mission or something. Oh well, he was on our list anyway."

Figure #1: "Yep, gimme a hand throwing the body into the river."

Figure #1 went to grab Roy's legs only to be met with a painful kick in the face. Roy's foot knocked the guy off balance and caused his strange mask to fall to the ground. Roy was on his feet once again. His adrenaline was pumping like crazy, and he threw his coat on the ground - revealing Norm's lucky leather jacket underneath. He took a mental note of the one guy's face, and then turned around to attack the other.

He spun directly into an oncoming crowbar. Figure #2 didn't take a moment to mess around once his comrade got a kick in the face. He picked up the crowbar from next to the warehouse and smoked Roy right in the face with it. Roy was out cold.

Figure #2: "You alright, man?"

Figure #1: "Yeah, but do you mind if I do the honors of puttin this punk to sleep once and for all?"

Figure #2: "Go for it."

The camera faded to black. Just one more gunshot sounded before the night was over - The dead body of Roy found floating down the river not even an hour later.


Day Four begins now! Vote to lynch the remaining mafia scum among you.




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Sep 6 2010, 9:20 pm LoTu)S Post #732



At least I counter your ridiculous claims, unlike you, who's fabricating.

Tell me, how does it feel to spend 30 minutes on fabricated shit that i countered in 2 minutes?



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Sep 6 2010, 9:22 pm Apos Post #733

I order you to forgive yourself!

Quote from Leeroy_Jenkins
LOTUS IS MAFIA!
You've lost it, haven't ya? What do you claim?




Sep 6 2010, 9:22 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #734



Time is ticking people! Change your vote to Lotus at once! THE MAFIA MUST NOT PREVAIL!



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Sep 6 2010, 9:24 pm Aristocrat Post #735



"Norm -- Naw, if you bold all the L's, T',s and S's, it forms a picture of a flower. "

Quote from Norm
Night Four

It seemed as if the town had suddenly become more peaceful following the death of the newly elected Wing Zero, but in reality everyone was just hiding in their houses with the doors dead bolted ten times. I guess that still counts as a peaceful night. It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop... or Roy's mother screaming at her child a few blocks down.

Mother: "You idiot! Come back in the house now!!!"

Roy: "No, mom. I have to go do something. Why can't you understand that?"

Mother: "Aaaargh god dammit Roy! Get back in the house now! You're not some kind of hero going out there."

Roy: "Actually, that's exactly what I am. Goodnight, mother!"

Roy slammed the door and started to sprint down the sidewalk. No one knows why Roy went out last night. Yep, I guess you could say it was some kind of Mystery. His mother even called his cell to try to... question his motives, but he didn't pick up.

Long story short, Roy found himself on the other side of town. A friend had tipped him off saying that the mafia hid out here. Roy approached the old warehouse as two shadowy figures came towards him the opposite way.

Figure #1: "Looks like we got ourselves an idiot"

Figure #2: "Go home kid, you're not a hero."

Both figures were LOLing pretty hard at Roy, but he just walked past them with his hands in the pockets of his winter coat.

Figure #1 took out his pistol. "I thought we told you to go home!"

Roy kept on ignoring them and walked to the warehouse. He was almost to the side door when he heard a shot go off: Figure #1 had fired the pistol. Roy fell dramatically to the ground, landing face down.

The two thugs walked up the the boy's body.

Figure #2: "Kid must've been on a mission or something. Oh well, he was on our list anyway."

Figure #1: "Yep, gimme a hand throwing the body into the river."

Figure #1 went to grab Roy's legs only to be met with a painful kick in the face. Roy's foot knocked the guy off balance and caused his strange mask to fall to the ground. Roy was on his feet once again. His adrenaline was pumping like crazy, and he threw his coat on the ground - revealing Norm's lucky leather jacket underneath. He took a mental note of the one guy's face, and then turned around to attack the other.

He spun directly into an oncoming crowbar. Figure #2 didn't take a moment to mess around once his comrade got a kick in the face. He picked up the crowbar from next to the warehouse and smoked Roy right in the face with it. Roy was out cold.

Figure #2: "You alright, man?"

Figure #1: "Yeah, but do you mind if I do the honors of puttin this punk to sleep once and for all?"

Figure #2: "Go for it."

The camera faded to black. Just one more gunshot sounded before the night was over - The dead body of [color=#DFA51C]Roy[/color] found floating down the river not even an hour later.


Day Four begins now! Vote to lynch the remaining mafia scum among you.

LIES!



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Sep 6 2010, 9:32 pm Leeroy_Jenkins Post #736



This is B.S.! I think people should have more time to analyze the new clues, and voting should close in an hour like it is supposed to!



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Sep 6 2010, 9:34 pm Apos Post #737

I order you to forgive yourself!

Quote from Apos
You've lost it, haven't ya? What do you claim?
Just claim Leeroy! Now's a good time to fucking...




Sep 6 2010, 9:39 pm DevliN Post #738

OVERWATCH STATUS GO

I change my vote to Leeroy. Damn service sucks at Disneyland.

I have a feeling I'll need protection tonight. :/



\:devlin\: Currently Working On: \:devlin\:
My Overwatch addiction.

Sep 6 2010, 9:40 pm poison_us Post #739

Back* from the grave

Quote from Leeroy_Jenkins
I'll give you guys the point that LOL might not be referring to League of Legends, but you think it would be so obvious as to refer to the internet in general?
So easily we forget EZ.





Sep 6 2010, 9:41 pm Norm Post #740



Day Four

Official Vote Tally:


DevliN -- Azrael.Wrath
Azrael.Wrath -- Leeroy_Jenkins
Lotu)S -- Leeroy_Jenkins
Tempz -- Leeroy_Jenkins
Apos -- Leeroy_Jenkins (4)
Raccoon -- Nasus
Zilean -- Lotu)s
Leeroy_Jenkins -- Azrael.Wrath -- Lotu)s (2)
Nasus -- Abstain -- Zilean
OlimarandLouie -- Abstain
Dem0ns1ayer -- Abstain


It took forever, but the town finally made it's decision. That evening Leeroy_Jenkins hung at the gallows. His dull expression made it almost seem as if he wore some kind of creepy mask to the grave.

Tempz was the last one to leave the gallows that after the execution. He stood there watching the hanged man's body sway in the wind. "I don't understand... Why did you do it?" he Questioned. He kept standing there - waiting for a response that would never come. When the sun finally set, Tempz shrugged to himself and headed home.

Night 5 Begins now. Send all night actions ASAP.



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