Everyone, I need location reports. It seems we have at least two people who have killed, and I want to know who they are.
The Killer isn't going to reveal his location. Have people PM you, not post in this thread.
Also, Aristocrat faked his death last game, so I wouldn't be surprised if he did it again this time too.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
The Killer isn't going to reveal his location. Have people PM you, not post in this thread.
Also, Aristocrat faked his death last game, so I wouldn't be surprised if he did it again this time too.
Those are all reasons why I am asking for locations; whoever doesn't reveal their location is likely the one who killed Aristocrat or Wing.
If you're not comfortable announcing your location in the thread, sent it by PM. If you're not comfortable sending it to me, send it to Aristocrat so that at least his team will be aware of whether or not you should be considered innocent of murder.
And Aristocrat, since you're dead and all, it may help if you point out where you were when you died.
For the record, I am currently located at (-2, 5) assuming east and north are positive.
I mean the Killer isn't going to give his real location. He can say he's at (3,2) but really be at (-1,4).
Win by luck, lose by skill.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
We can sort out the liars after a little time, given that everyone cooperates with one another.
What if two people lie? Player A can "confirm" Player B's lie. People could make up rooms that don't exist. By the time that everything is sorted out, the killer could have eliminated more players.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Tell me, who's benefit it is to confirm the lies of others right now? This game is 15 vs 1, and only the 1 benefits from lying.
I'd like to imagine those playing aren't that foolish.
I was at (-2, 1). It is a drugstore.
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After re-checking my PMs, I've realized I'm actually at (-1, 4, 1) with z = floor. I saw Tikels last turn arriving at (-1, 3, 1).
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Tell me, who's benefit it is to confirm the lies of others right now?
Aristocrat.
Also, I'm not trying to make you mad, I'm just playing devil's advocate.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Tell me, who's benefit it is to confirm the lies of others right now? This game is 15 vs 1, and only the 1 benefits from lying.
I'd like to imagine those playing aren't that foolish.
That's what I thought in TKG 1, but you have to account for the people who aren't going to tell you anyway out of general distrust for order, and those who will just get bored after a while and start killing shit for fun. If the killer doesn't have a time limit, there's no reason for him not to play along for however long it takes.
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So I was recently informed of the fact that Sacrieur's last few turn PMs looked like this:
Turn 6
You move north. Raccoon moonwalks north with you.
You look around the room, which seems to be an extension of the surrounding areas. It is nearly identical to the previous room, being merely an extension of the surrounding areas. Large columns extend from the floor to the ceiling at the northeast and southeast corners of the room. The area continues north, east, and south, with a sign on the west wall which indicates that restrooms can be found somewhere to the south.
You do not see anything you would describe as a security entrance.
Raccoon yells "Ready or not here I come!"
He then walks up to you casually, smiling at you in a tender manner. In a completely nonthreatening way, he wraps his arms around you and gives you a gentle hug, resting his chin on your shoulder. After a moment, you feel a sharp pain as his teeth sink in near your neck. Shocked, you try to push him away, but his teeth dig in further, grinding away at your flesh. You let out a loud scream as you feel a chunk tear away from your body.
As his teeth clack together, you're able to push him away. You feel something warm on the left side of your chest, and look to see blood flowing down.
Raccoon approaches you again in the same gingerly manner, and having apparently consumed the flesh already torn off, embraces you gently and begins to chew further into your shoulder. The pain is almost unbearable.
Turn 7
You bring up your right arm and press your palm against his face. At the same time, he thrusts the entirety of his weight at you, causing both of you to topple over.
He chews harder as he grabs your wrists, and you feel another gush of blood leave your body as the pain pulses through your shoulder. As he attempts to pin down your thighs with his knees, you bring one of your legs up and wrap it behind his.
As he releases your shoulder from his jaws and brings his flesh-laden teeth inches from your face, you push up hard from the floor, using your leg as leverage to force him off of you. He is simply pushed onto his side, facing you, still holding both of your wrists.
Turn 8
As you lunge forward to bite him in the throat, Raccoon releases your wrists and pushes off the ground, moving away from you and standing up in the process. He then begins doing the dance moves known as shuffling while rapidly moving north.
Dem0nS1ayer walks in from the east and looks down at you.
What the
hell, Raccoon? This is ludicrous. Even in death I will not let you get away with this. I advise all players who don't want to be nommed by Raccoon to get your heads out of your asses and hunt down this despicable vermin.
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Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
I suggest if there are a few people within sprinting distance of me to go there now and see what happened to me
You say "Happy Valentine's Day!" as LoTu)S brings his closed fist rapidly towards your face. You are overcome with a sense of shock and confusion as your vision wavers and you stumble backward onto the ground. As you struggle to gain your composure you faintly see LoTu)S crouching over your head. You feel a hot blast of malodorous air connect solidly with your face.
You are unconscious.
... WHAT THE FUCK MAN
edit: ALSO PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE THERE ARE ZOMBIES T_T
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You say "Happy Valentine's Day!" as LoTu)S brings his closed fist rapidly towards your face. You are overcome with a sense of shock and confusion as your vision wavers and you stumble backward onto the ground. As you struggle to gain your composure you faintly see Lotu)S crouching over your head. You feel a hot blast of malodorous air connect solidly with your face.
You are unconscious.
... WHAT THE FUCK MAN
edit: ALSO PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE THERE ARE ZOMBIES T_T
You forgot to capitalize the T in this forged PM
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You say "Happy Valentine's Day!" as LoTu)S brings his closed fist rapidly towards your face. You are overcome with a sense of shock and confusion as your vision wavers and you stumble backward onto the ground. As you struggle to gain your composure you faintly see LoTu)S crouching over your head. You feel a hot blast of malodorous air connect solidly with your face.
You are unconscious.
... WHAT THE FUCK MAN
edit: ALSO PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE THERE ARE ZOMBIES T_T
You forgot to capitalize the T in this forged PM
Just don't leave me or destroy my brain please also I have keys in my pocket but I think they're for my house you can have them
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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
This game is going downhill fast. I can proudly say that all of my allies are on confirmation for not being the one to kill Wing Zero. They are also not near Aristocrat's reported location. I can also assert some other players of being cleared based on the coordinates they provided me.
Tux, block the bathroom once you get out of there.
Everyone who hasn't reported their location, please tell me or someone else you trust as soon as possible. The more you delay, the more suspicious you look.
Sacrieur, use your clothing to bind your wounds to stop the bleeding.
Demon, you are responsible for protecting Sacrieur from any external harm. If he passes out, attempt to stop the bleeding yourself.
Lotus, if you knocked EzTerix unconscious, you are responsible for his life until he wakes up.
Inferno, you are indirectly Wing's murderer.
To my team: treat Raccoon as hostile. Report his location if you see him, and prepare defensive actions against him if he attempts to come in contact with you. Prioritize Raccoon's capture/death over all other players at this point, though you are in no way obligated to fight him if you see him.
I am marking Raccoon as a payne-grade hostile player. Disabling and/or killing him will not reflect negatively on anyone who participates.
Roy I will assist you now (for realz, this time).
There appears to be absolutely nobody near me in any direction at the moment though.
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Tux, block the bathroom once you get out of there.
Where's the fun in that?
MY VICTORY CONDITION IS SCIENCE! :science:
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 17 2012, 6:48 pm by Tuxedo-Templar.
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