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Your Battle.net Pet Peeves.
Jun 1 2010, 7:34 pm
By: MePHiStO_IS_GoD
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Jun 2 2010, 8:23 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #21



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I really hate it when random pubs I played 1 game with add me to their friend's list, and refuse to remove me. I have to listen to their constant /f m for the rest of my life.

Haha yeah I agree, or even better when somebody plays a game with you and is like "Can you help me make a map?" It's like I don't even map anymore, why would i help you :P



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Jun 2 2010, 10:23 pm TiKels Post #22



Quote from DavidJCobb


Or, in prose form:
  • Strip maps. Who the fuck is that pathetic that they need to jerk off to a 256x256px minimap in a video game?
  • What the fuck is an RP? Do they mean RPG, or is it that weird shit where people just walk around and use chats as if "playing" a character? (Like those gay-ass "Cops and Robbers" maps in Halo 3, for example.)
I play strip maps for the articles... err I mean the gameplay.

An rp is a roleplay where people are SUPPOSED to have the ability to emulate character(s) and such, and create their own epic storylines. Sort of like DND. It's really not intended for starcraft noobs. They are also useful maps for testing glitches.



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Jun 2 2010, 11:30 pm DavidJCobb Post #23



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Jun 3 2010, 12:24 am TiKels Post #24



Quote from DavidJCobb
Quote from StarBlue
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EVEN WORSE: Strip maps, it's degrading to us women :(
That reminds me... People who actually believe that there are no women on the Internet, let alone on SC.

You wanna fight back? Make male strip maps, but name the maps and the games "Strip Sakura". And make it so there's no actual stripping -- just a naked dude's giant throbbing cock the moment the game starts. That'll teach those sexist morons! >:3
Two wrongs don't make a right. Even if the first one isn't wrong (arguably).



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Jun 3 2010, 12:33 am Lanthanide Post #25



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6. When I use Map Injection to distribute Desert Strike Night Fixed latest version, and the host always leaves when he sees the DLs start at 44%, and never lets the DL finish. (LOL) And then they cry when I get bored of their dumbness and crash them for leaving 3 times, ruining my distribution! What a shame.
You can force the host to upgrade to a new map, how does that work? Does it then convert the game over to the new version, or do they have to remake and select it themselves?

Of course I never have this problem myself since I'm always hosting the latest version, but it is interesting.

My number one biggest peeve with battle.net is that people have to keep rejoining to keep a map showing up on the 'join game' list.

Also please put feedback on balance suggestions in the DSNF thread. I think I've found another potential bug with infest and divine judgement (thought experiment thus far, haven't tested) when using hallucinated units so I'll be updating it again this weekend to 1.92.



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Jun 3 2010, 12:56 am l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #26

Just here for the activity... well not really

Quote from ClansAreForGays
When host leaves a game as soon as I join it, effectively blank listing me for a minute. :censored:
THIS.
Also, when the host is closing and opening slots when you join in and you get your ass kicked out, getting black listed, and then the game already started. Then when you yell at the host, he calls you dumb and slow, when he is the idiot.

Especially if it's like your favorite map, or a precious map that you used to have, but it was formatted so you need to grab it.



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Jun 3 2010, 2:05 am Zhuinden Post #27



Nononononooo. Mapinjection works like this - you select a map to be locked for injection, you join a game, and then Starcraft will believe you are the host - and people who join after you joined the game will start downloading the map you locked in. There is no current public way of protection against this, and you cannot kick the injector - because he cannot be seen in the lobby. Unfortunately you cannot force the host to join his own game... I usually tell them the version is outdated, crash them, and rehost the game under the same name with the new version, but they don't always realize that. -.-



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Jun 3 2010, 2:39 am Ultraviolet Post #28



Quote from Zhuinden
Nononononooo. Mapinjection works like this - you select a map to be locked for injection, you join a game, and then Starcraft will believe you are the host - and people who join after you joined the game will start downloading the map you locked in. There is no current public way of protection against this, and you cannot kick the injector - because he cannot be seen in the lobby. Unfortunately you cannot force the host to join his own game... I usually tell them the version is outdated, crash them, and rehost the game under the same name with the new version, but they don't always realize that. -.-

My pet peeve is asses who force themselves on others.




Jun 3 2010, 2:48 am UnholyUrine Post #29



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The only game hosted at every single moment is Temple Siege
Yeah right.. I wish :\

drophackers just need to die and go to hell... because it wastes the victim's time, and it wastes their time as well...



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Jun 3 2010, 7:02 pm MadZombie Post #30



- When someone is downloading and they spam GO GOGOGOGOGOgoggogOGg-
- Rp maps and Rp'ers and everyone who /me. Rping is stupid lolololol
- That guy who allies with everyone everytime
- That guy who always tells you to stop attacking him and gets mad when you beat him in a game like diplomacy. Assuming the objection of the game is to all be allied and sit and RP or something. If I fucking declared you as my enemy and we war and someone wins then they win.
- That guy who declares it's "Ally up" time because they want to save their record. I dont care about records. If i lose or win i want the record to be marked. FFF-

And to top it off i hate it when i host a game like phantom and a clannies show up. No matter what team they are in, they always play for each other and ruin the game. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-


Strip maps are cool. No one joins them to jerk off. Seriously. A lot of the mare actually really fun. At least the micro ones are.



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Jun 3 2010, 7:48 pm StarBlue Post #31



The gameplay in strip maps may be good, but i wish people would remove the picture, I would like to play at least ONE game like that, without seeing a gross picture at the end.



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Jun 3 2010, 8:41 pm DavidJCobb Post #32



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Jun 3 2010, 9:07 pm Zhuinden Post #33



If you do not like the picture you can always press Tab~



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Jun 3 2010, 10:43 pm MePHiStO_IS_GoD Post #34



I agree with StarBlue, strip maps suck, and the most popular one I can remember was Strip Hermione Granger. Are you kidding me!? She was like 12 when that map came out, I know it wasn't really a picture of her, but still that's fucking nasty. Who knew SC was full of pedophiles...



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Jun 4 2010, 1:11 am LoTu)S Post #35



Quote from MePHiStO_IS_GoD
I agree with StarBlue, strip maps suck, and the most popular one I can remember was Strip Hermione Granger. Are you kidding me!? She was like 12 when that map came out, I know it wasn't really a picture of her, but still that's fucking nasty. Who knew SC was full of pedophiles...

Only one of the many games on Bnet that deteriorates the quality of battle.net, along with this
Join Game


Use Map Settings
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Frost@USEast > YOU
Frost@USEast > YOU
Frost@USEast > YOU
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strip sakura!!!!!!11!
Strip
Helms Deep RH
Helms Deep
Helms Deep Never Gets Old Ever
Helms Fuckin' Deep
More Helms Deep
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Deep
Helms
Deeeeeeeeeeep
Frost@USEast > YOU
Frost@USEast > YOU
strip rihanna
SUCK MY @#%!
Frost@USEast > YOU
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Unfunny@USEast > You
Uncreative@USEast > Frost
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Frost@USEast > YOU
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JOIN PLEASE
Snipers DL=BAN
SnipersNONOOBS
Helms Deep DL=BAN
Phantom PROS ONLY
Frost@USEast > YOU
Frost@USEast > YOU
1mil hydras
Frost@USEast > YOU
asdf
Frost@USEast > YOU
Crash RPG!
The Banning Game
Bangame
Banning
Bans
Banning Game
Temple Siege!
Frost@USEast > YOU
RE RP


I'm surprised how so many Bnet players are so close minded in their choice of maps.



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Jun 4 2010, 1:47 am Heinermann Post #36

SDE, BWAPI owner, hacker.

People who use the words "nub" and "turrent".
People who don't die after I rip their head off.




Jun 4 2010, 1:53 am Jack Post #37

>be faceless void >mfw I have no face

Quote from Heinermann
People who use the words "nub" and "turrent".
People who don't die after I rip their head off.
LOLNUB
Wait what, turrent? What does that even mean?



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Jun 4 2010, 2:59 am DavidJCobb Post #38



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Jun 4 2010, 3:15 am Roy Post #39

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Quote from DavidJCobb
Strip maps. Who the fuck is that pathetic that they need to jerk off to a 256x256px minimap in a video game?
Technically, it's only 128x128 (larger map sizes will skip every other tile, so no higher resolution is achievable). Your query on "pathetic" has just doubled.
Quote from ClansAreForGays
I really hate it when random pubs I played 1 game with add me to their friend's list, and refuse to remove me. I have to listen to their constant /f m for the rest of my life. :wallbash:
This. Nothing beats this.




Jun 4 2010, 4:09 am OlimarandLouie Post #40



/squelch
Problem solved.

I hate free beer/sex/drugs.



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