If it doesn't manage with at least four psychological social diseases (such disabilities that could be appended with sexual count as two), an addIction outside of an addiction to sex (mandatory), a dIverse collection of tight leather apparel as well as whips OR extra thick twine (ropes/leather won't cut it). No fatties. No promiscuity. If she's been in at least 5 sexual encounters (each new person is one) I'm not interested. Must enjoy the sea. Must enjoy the sun.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
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If they're culturally inept/intellectually stupid. I can't stand girls who are too dumb to talk about complicated ideas with, like philosophy and shit. I need a girl who I can talk with like that. There's not really any other "deal-breakers", because if I find the girl unattractive or one of the other things, I wouldn't want to date them at all. Just be friends.
Oh, and yeah. Not a fan of drinking, drugs, or smoking.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
There's a mathematical formula for how young a girl you can date. Your age divided by two plus seven, that's how young the girl can be. So in Poison_us' case, he can only date a girl that's 17.
UndeadStar -- I wonder if that's what happened to me. A returned product (screen) was "officially lost" for a while before being found and refunded. Maybe it would have remained "lost" if I didn't communicate?
NudeRaider -- PSA: ASUS apparently decided their RMA department needs to "become profitable" and for a while now outright tries to scam customers. They were called out on it a year ago, promised to change, but didn't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pMrssIrKcY so my recommendation: Stop buying ASUS, and if you already have and need something RMA'd, make sure to not let them bully you into paying.