"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
The Super Fantastic Real Adventure of...
ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!
we would have had enough time to let love take over if we hadn't removed all our clothing and dislocated his jaw.
OVERWATCH STATUS GO
How can he slap us if we dislocated his jaw? Wouldn't he be on the floor in a ball, weeping?
Currently Working On:
My Overwatch addiction.
Currently Working On: My Overwatch addiction.
wth is starcraft
Quote from 
DevliN
DevliNHow can he slap us if we dislocated his jaw? Wouldn't he be on the floor in a ball, weeping?
Unable to make a DECISION, YOU just SIT there and WATCH as MIKE HANDCUFF'S YOU and COVERS YOU IN A TOWEL. He asks you to FOLLOW HIM.
ELIZABETH is GONE!
OVERWATCH STATUS GO
He handcuffs us and covers us in a towel, and then ASKS us to follow him? That's awfully polite of him... 
Currently Working On:
My Overwatch addiction.
Currently Working On: My Overwatch addiction.
Just here for the pie
Let love take over once more.
wth is starcraft
Quote from DevliN
DevliNHe handcuffs us and covers us in a towel, and then ASKS us to follow him? That's awfully polite of him...
OVERWATCH STATUS GO
I think he's hot, and I hope he's hard to thrust.
Come on, I had to.
Currently Working On:
My Overwatch addiction.
Come on, I had to.
Currently Working On: My Overwatch addiction.
wth is starcraft
Well if you played harder to get maybe he'd want you more.
OVERWATCH STATUS GO
We're a fast and loose woman, Kame, we don't play games. But fine.
We coyly grasp the towel and thank him for his consideration. We complain about the handcuffs being too tight. We nag him about his shitty haircut. And we agree to follow him.
Currently Working On:
My Overwatch addiction.
We coyly grasp the towel and thank him for his consideration. We complain about the handcuffs being too tight. We nag him about his shitty haircut. And we agree to follow him.
Currently Working On: My Overwatch addiction.
wth is starcraft
Oh god fucking lol'd
OVERWATCH STATUS GO
You have no idea how much I enjoy posting to this thread while I'm at work and need to shut my brain off. 
Currently Working On:
My Overwatch addiction.
Currently Working On: My Overwatch addiction.
wth is starcraft
I can't check this thread during class because it cracks me up too much.
After AGREEING to FOLLOW MIKE, you notice that he has been BLUSHING and MUMBLING that his HAIRCUT IS FINE. He continues to lead you down the HALLWAY, suddenly changing DIRECTIONS and UNLOCKING a DOOR to a ROOM you are UNFAMILIAR WITH. It is SPACIOUS and has the BASIC AMENITIES you would expect a room to have, including a WARDROBE with CLOTHES that somehow are sure to fit. He tells you to CHANGE, WASH UP, and come back out into the HALLWAY within THIRTY MINUTES.
After AGREEING to FOLLOW MIKE, you notice that he has been BLUSHING and MUMBLING that his HAIRCUT IS FINE. He continues to lead you down the HALLWAY, suddenly changing DIRECTIONS and UNLOCKING a DOOR to a ROOM you are UNFAMILIAR WITH. It is SPACIOUS and has the BASIC AMENITIES you would expect a room to have, including a WARDROBE with CLOTHES that somehow are sure to fit. He tells you to CHANGE, WASH UP, and come back out into the HALLWAY within THIRTY MINUTES.
Just here for the pie
Don't change. Make thrusting motions. Then let love take over.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Take a shower, find something slutty to wear, start playing music, turn off the lights and light candles. If no candles are there, dim the lights. If you cannot dim the lights, remove/break every other light source so the room appears dimmer.
Learn how EUDs work: A Mapmaker's Guide for Creating EUDs
Don't like learning?: EUDGen 2
Other stuff: Farlap Bound Maker
Dash: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 X
Jog: Original Warp
Other: Super Mario SC Fireball Guard Your Civilian Strength Contest
Don't like learning?: EUDGen 2
Other stuff: Farlap Bound Maker
Dash: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 X
Jog: Original Warp
Other: Super Mario SC Fireball Guard Your Civilian Strength Contest
OVERWATCH STATUS GO
Find the cutest "fuck me" pumps to wear whist attempting to seduce MIKE.
Currently Working On:
My Overwatch addiction.
Currently Working On: My Overwatch addiction.
>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
None.
ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!
Quote from FlashBeer
>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Just here for the pie
Magic box god; Suck it Corbo
Quote from FlashBeer
>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
ᴄʜᴇᴇsᴇ ɪᴛ!
When did we discover his name was MIKE anyway?
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
[09:38 pm]
NudeRaider -- UltravioletUltraviolet shouted: NudeRaider sing it brother
trust me, you don't wanna hear that. I defer that to the pros.
[2024-4-26. : 6:51 pm]
Vrael -- It is, and I could definitely use a company with a commitment to flexibility, quality, and customer satisfaction to provide effective solutions to dampness and humidity in my urban environment.[2024-4-26. : 6:50 pm]
NudeRaider -- VraelVrael shouted: Idk, I was looking more for a dehumidifer company which maybe stands out as a beacon of relief amidst damp and unpredictable climates of bustling metropolises. Not sure Amazon qualifies
sounds like moisture control is often a pressing concern in your city[2024-4-26. : 6:50 pm]
Vrael -- Maybe here on the StarEdit Network I could look through the Forums for some Introductions to people who care about the Topics of Dehumidifiers and Carpet Cleaning?[2024-4-26. : 6:49 pm]
Vrael -- Perhaps even here I on the StarEdit Network I could look for some Introductions.
Members Online: Brarfvffk01