we would have had enough time to let love take over if we hadn't removed all our clothing and dislocated his jaw.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
How can he slap us if we dislocated his jaw? Wouldn't he be on the floor in a ball, weeping?
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How can he slap us if we dislocated his jaw? Wouldn't he be on the floor in a ball, weeping?
MIKE is more of a man than you!
Unable to make a DECISION, YOU just SIT there and WATCH as MIKE HANDCUFF'S YOU and COVERS YOU IN A TOWEL. He asks you to FOLLOW HIM.
ELIZABETH is GONE!
He handcuffs us and covers us in a towel, and then
ASKS us to follow him? That's awfully polite of him...
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Let love take over once more.
He handcuffs us and covers us in a towel, and then
ASKS us to follow him? That's awfully polite of him...
He thinks you're gross and hard to trust.
I think he's hot, and I hope he's hard to thrust.
Come on, I had to.
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Well if you played harder to get maybe he'd want you more.
We're a fast and loose woman, Kame, we don't play games. But fine.
We coyly grasp the towel and thank him for his consideration. We complain about the handcuffs being too tight. We nag him about his shitty haircut. And we agree to follow him.
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You have no idea how much I enjoy posting to this thread while I'm at work and need to shut my brain off.
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I can't check this thread during class because it cracks me up too much.
After AGREEING to FOLLOW MIKE, you notice that he has been BLUSHING and MUMBLING that his HAIRCUT IS FINE. He continues to lead you down the HALLWAY, suddenly changing DIRECTIONS and UNLOCKING a DOOR to a ROOM you are UNFAMILIAR WITH. It is SPACIOUS and has the BASIC AMENITIES you would expect a room to have, including a WARDROBE with CLOTHES that somehow are sure to fit. He tells you to CHANGE, WASH UP, and come back out into the HALLWAY within THIRTY MINUTES.
Don't change. Make thrusting motions. Then let love take over.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Take a shower, find something slutty to wear, start playing music, turn off the lights and light candles. If no candles are there, dim the lights. If you cannot dim the lights, remove/break every other light source so the room appears dimmer.
Find the cutest "fuck me" pumps to wear whist attempting to seduce MIKE.
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>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
None.
>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
do this before anything else.
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
do this before anything else.
But also check for any grues.
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>PRETEND TO FAINT and collapse onto the floor while pulling TOWEL off SELF.
>keep MOUTH partially OPEN.
I fucking lol'd
When did we discover his name was MIKE anyway?
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"