Haha. You're all talking about yourselves like you are epic. My first name is Anna, I'm 21, and I'm a junior in college. I work for my dad...mostly proof editing proposals and doing research. I have a boyfriend that I have been dating for over 2 years now. I've played consul games since I was in middle school - first it was the Gameboy, second was N64 - but I didn't really get serious about playing until I got addicted to Morrowind. Morrowind led my ex to let me try WoW, and that's what I'm addicted to now. Well, was addicted. I canceled my sub for a little while. Otherwise, I don't map, I don't even play SC, and I'm not a social person. That's it

I am RIVE, and I am the greatest map maker Staredit Network has ever seen.

Greatest movie maker who procrastinates to the extreme

What, I have made games too.

Andrew. Fourteen years of age. Freshman. Unemployed. Taken. Canadianese. 6'1".

Hi, I'm Kevin, and my passport may or may not be legal.

You guys with your lies to look all epic

My name is Johnny. I am 19 years old and I am a math major. I plan to minor in Biology, Astrophysics and History. I have no job and am currently attending a community college but I will transfer soon.

I have deleted fivish posts from this thread, please stop with the spam. Post something that contributes to the topic or don't post at all.

This is my story.

I joined SEN in summer '04 when the place was nuked and went down for a month. I was at the ripe age of 14 and for some reason my main goal on SEN was to get Zombie and Kellimus banned from existence. I grew out of that and I DLDB'd for a while. I honestly have a horrible memory of 06-07, didn't SEN die for a while?

Also, read more about me here.

I didn't know I could put a bio there! xD

You are Conor Oberst? Also, reading these lyrics in this manner... reminded me a lot of something George Carlin would write.

~ I'm Robbie ~ I'm a freshmen in college ~ Been on SEN consistently since... probably early '07 ~ I made a few maps with AntiSleep[01]: Battlecraft Factions FFA & Shared Income Spawn defense & Path D Pro/Boss. Made some other maps on my own beforehand - none of which really amounted to a whole lot. I used to play Starcraft all the time but this year I've hardly played at all. Um. I'm gonna be a Creative Writing major with a double major in French... or a minor in French. Possibly a minor in philosophy. I think that's more than enough for this topic's purposes.

I knew you were one of the few people who would pick up on it, and I was hoping you'd see this topic.

Oh, this is fun.

There is a lot of stuff I can tell that you guys don't know about me.

For example:

I am 19. 6'1"" and approx 165lbs.
I listen to Metal (all kinds) and collect CD's and Band shirts.
I've been making maps since October 08, and I've completed 7 maps so far, and almost an 8th. (Hero Sanct)
I am usually losing during SC games cuz the GF is callin me and I can't play properly.
I am @ university to become a high school teacher.
I like to drink Mountain Dew, but sometimes I drink Koolaid instead.
I dislike my job.

The End.

Name: Roman
Age: 20
Height: 186 cm
Weight: 73 kg
Job: Shop assistant
Studies: Math, Stats and Operational Research @ uni
Interests:
1. Controlled violence - did Krav Maga, now switching to Muay Thai
2. Music - I play the guitar and listen to lots of music (metal, rock, classical)
3. Random stuff - I like doing random things like cycling between cities, but I don't have a bike (it got stolen)
4. SEN/SC - I spend time @ SEN and, sometimes, do a bit of mapping
5. Movies - I like watching movies and have a very non-mainstream taste (like in music). Stuff like Deer Hunter, Apocalypse Now, Se7en, Memento is a YES, while things like Transporter and Pirates of the Carribean 3 is a NO.
Other info: after I finish my 2nd year at uni, I will work for PFIZER as my industrial placement, which is awesome. Those guys were so awesome that they even gave me 1000 pounds to support me financially in my 2nd year, which was much needed. I also shave with my bare hands and strongly dislike people who give BS in real life.

Name? Clinton
Age? 15.
Height/Weight? 5'11" tall, and weigh 123 pounds
Job? Hitchhiking.
Interests? See list below.
-Movies- Wall-E, Up, James Cameron's Avatar, Titan A.E., The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, etc.
-Books- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is the only book anyone will ever need.
-Material Items- I know where my towel is.
-Television- Since I can't find which channel televises starcraft matches... I guess I'll have to stick to Doctor Who & X-Play.
-Video Games- I like StarCraft! (WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED )
Location of Residence? Earth.
More Definite Location of Residence? Keller, Texas.

I'm serious, I know where my towel is.

David. 22. Graduating in 2 days in biological engineering, contingent on me passing PE. Full time job will be finding a full time job. I think I joined SEN in 2006, and I think my first post was in tux's rush thread. During the osmap schism, I supported osmap, and fled to maplantis. Somehow when I rejoined SEN, I got member #12. I currently have an enormous beard. It's seriously the longest it's ever been. Play the sousaphone, but not likely any more, due to graduating.

I have no noteworthy maps, I just know a lot about how to do stuff with triggers. I get bored pretty quick when making anything significant.

I hang out on SEN and /g/ far too much.

Well, if we're being serious, might as well.

I'm Andrew, 17, and I live in NJ, go to High School in NYC, currently in the process of applying to college, planning to be an electrical or mechanical engineer. I've had many interests over the last five years (since I joined SEN, methinks in 2004), so I can somehow program in Java and Python, but I'm best in PHP and can supplement it with Javascript. In addition to programming interests, I've played with Flash, Photoshop, and like to read news articles and come up with ways to solve the worlds' problems. I'm roughly 6"2 (or 188 cm) (haven't measured in a while, actually, so I just assume I gained an inch since whenever last time was). I'm currently roughly 180 pounds (or 82 kg), but I've already lost 13 pounds in the last few months (and am continuing) so I'm not worried about my weight.

Onto the SEN-related stuff: I'm decent at creating systems for maps, but never released any maps. I almost did over the summer, when I was stuck in a dacha in Russia (without internet) with a conveniently-planned laptop with SCMDraft and SC on it, but that time my brother for some reason... decided... to restore the system to a date before I'd even started my map, which was a micro-based defense (and ~80% done...) and I never got it done. I've also dabbled with modding (released Silvercraft, which is thankfully nonexistent by now), and I'm fairly good with the WCIII editor, understanding everything up to basic JASS (I had a pretty awesome and original system I could explain if someone is interested - It's a very nice system for customizing heroes with abilities, together with a death system that allows you to make copies of heroes' corpses, including abilities and levels, as well as nice resurrection spells and the like). However, like with SC, the map containing it never got released, and is at this point stuck in my old hard drive, and I don't care enough to get it back.

Wait I just realized that there is already a topic like this. http://www.staredit.net/topic/5072/

I'm blue dabadi-dabadei

No way lol, I'm a French-Canadian Vietnamese too!!!

Mike, 17, junior, unemployed cause im a bum, taken. 5'9

I am God. That's all you need to know.

If you guys don't believe me, I guess I can tell you a little bit about my alias. I'm disguised as a 15 year old Indian kid, walking around the streets of Maryland. I go to school and observe the interesting characteristics of humans. They are quite a peculiar species! In my spare time, I allow good people into heaven (mostly hot chicks), and laugh at the fuckers down in hell (old, hairy pedos).