Her money got stolen.

Go home. Make + eat pasta (give some to anybody in your house who wants it). Brush your teeth (if someone tries to stop you, pull out your knife). Change into pajamas (Elmo pajamas preferably). Make sure there is no monster under your bed (ignore anything else that could be going on in your house) then get in bed. Set alarm clock for 4 AM (as you plan to go for a jog to increase your STAMINA). Read an educational book. Go to sleep (with night light on).

wtf Raccoon

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 21 2011, 11:50 pm by NudeRaider.

Raccoon*

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wtf raccon

Raccoon*

You get annoyed when others capitalize your name incorrectly as well?

Poison would know all about that.

Actually, poison, I have a question: is it that you always want your name lowercase, or is it alright if the word should grammatically be capitalized (such as being at the beginning of a sentence)? If the former, tough shit; I capitalize the first word of my sentences.

I vote for this.

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Actually, poison, I have a question: is it that you always want your name lowercase, or is it alright if the word should grammatically be capitalized (such as being at the beginning of a sentence)?

If it's grammatically proper for it to be capitalized, I dislike it, yet I have no problem. In lists, however, or in the middle of a sentence (can't remember specific example, but it has happened), I tend to get a little irritated, though I rarely comment.

You search the ground for MONEY but you're out of LUCK. There's no visible MONEY as far as your PERCEPTION can show.

You enter your HOUSE. MOM is laying on the couch WATCHING TV. All is as it was prior to her being TIED UP and GAGGED. You ask MOM if you can have a five dollar a day ALLOWANCE. Unfortunately you CAN'T as the BASTARDS stole her money!

To end the DAY you find a box of PASTARONI in your PANTRY, read the DIRECTIONS, and COOK them. You make them AL DENTE style and offer some to your MOM, who accepts it, as she is hungry. Your stomach thanks you. Afterwards you provide DENTAL CARE for yourself. No one interrupts you. LUCKILY you find some ELMO PAJAMAS in your drawer and put them on after taking off your OTHER CLOTHES. PERCEPTION leads you to believe there are no monsters under your BED. You set your ALARM for 4 AM so you can wake up in the morning and jog to increase ENDURANCE. Before falling asleep you cozy up with THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE by WILLIAM STRUNK, JR, a book on GRAMMAR. You feel SMARTER, not enough for an INTELLIGENCE upgrade, but you feel SMARTER. You fall asleep with your NIGHT LIGHT ON. The next MORNING all is as it was when you got home - no BREAK-INS, nothing STOLEN, no damage otherwise. It is SATURDAY, 4:00 AM. You feel SLIGHTLY CRAMPED because you fell asleep with your BACKPACK on. You still have your ELMO PAJAMAS on.

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DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 6 (including today)

KARMIC BALANCE: GOOD (+1)

0 RETARD POINTS.

CURRENT STATS

• Strength - 6
  
• Perception - 6
  
• Endurance - 6
  
• Charisma - 7
  
• Intelligence - 6
  
• Agility - 6
  
• Luck - 7
  

Go for jog w/ pajamas and backpack.

I wonder how he managed to change his clothes for the pajama without taking off the backpack.

I guess after he put them on he put his backpack back on cause he's stupid and doesn't do things unless we specifically tell him to (as in unequip)

If you see anyone while jogging, initiate conversation. Once you get home after your jog, go through morning hygiene routine (shower, brush teeth, etc)

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 24 2011, 12:05 am by Ultraviolet.

That's my point. Unequipping was necessary to complete the task but nobody told him to reequip. So he does STUPID stuff we don't even tell him.

He obviously went through great lengths to accomplish this task without removing the backpack. Faber is srs bsns.

FABER goes to put his SNEAKERS on. They're both left foot sneakers! What the hell?

Suddenly, a pack of RAVAGE GRUES, led by MR. C comes in and DEVOURS FABER and FABER'S MOM. Apparently this was an elaborate SCHEME to GET $200.

You feel the need to play a REAL RP.

Would you like to try again?

ulazy?

Will's RP does not interest me. By contrast, this one did. For shame.

You feel the need to play a REAL RP.

Would you like to try again?

...hey wait a second you copied me.

This.

How? This one was so boring . If you guys REALLY, REALLY want me to I'll start it up again but with another guy and different mechanics (maybe).

Whatever, it was fun controlling a weird high schooler and seeing what lulzy interactions happened in his story.