An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
P.S. The reason I continue to do two requests at a time is their similarity. If I don't update it for a bit feel free to add on to the previous post and I might include it in the next update. because Raccoon always outsmarts me but I don't want to listen to him has suggestions that yield a dull story.
How does giving a Homeless man a hug not = +Karma?
Who says he wanted it? You woke the poor old man up!
Act well and ask for a job at DicMonald's.
Find a pawn shop and see how much they'll take the iPod for.
You stroll into DICMONALD'S and ask the CASHIER, who's NAME TAG claims she is ALLISON, if it's possible you could get a JOB at the place. She calls the MANAGER. The MANAGER'S NAME TAG says ARTHUR. You ask ARTHUR if you can have a JOB. Your CHARISMA does not help. DICMONALD'S is not hiring, he says. He's also a bit FRIGHTENED as you have a KNIFE in your hand. Despite all this you ask if there are any PAWN SHOPS locally. LUCK is on your side! He tells you there's a place called ROOK TAKES PAWNSHOP across the street! You head over there and present your IPOD after storing your KNIFE in the BACKPACK. As it is in PRISTINE CONDITION, the EMPLOYEE says they can take it for $120! It is now 5:00 PM.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
- Empty
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($45), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
EQUIPPED WEAPON: iPod
Try to negotiate with the cashier to take the iPod for more money (mention that it has lots of songs on it). If he'll at least take it for $120 after negotiating, sell it and take the money.
Win by luck, lose by skill.
Try to negotiate with the cashier to take the iPod for more money (mention that it has lots of songs on it). If he'll at least take it for $120 after negotiating, sell it and take the money.
Your CHARISMA only lets you negotiate for 5 DOLLARS more. You sell the IPOD for $125. You are now IPODLESS, but have a good sum of MONEY.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
- Empty
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($170), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
GG.
On a more serious note... examine other items in the store that could be of interest.
None.
Buy a pack of gum and give it to the next hot girl you encounter.
How hard could it be to have a net of $30 in 7 days...
I'd say stuff about selling the cellphone or the knife but really, what kind of story would it be if it ended here.
Throw knife at store clerk's head in an effort to rob store.
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
I don't think our karmatic balance is low enough tikels. We're at neutral.
GG.
On a more serious note... examine other items in the store that could be of interest.
All you find is some old COINS, a few antique WEAPONS, some JEWELRY, and some PAINTINGS. Nothing else is of PARTICULAR INTEREST.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
- Empty
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($170), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
How hard could it be to have a net of $30 in 7 days...
I'd say stuff about selling the cellphone or the knife but really, what kind of story would it be if it ended here.
Throw knife at store clerk's head in an effort to rob store.
No one said it has to end there. The plot can still move forward and look - we've already sacrificed a few items, met some new characters, and overall have an objective now. If people are giving smart actions then objectives can be easy to complete.
Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
I don't think our karmatic balance is low enough tikels. We're at neutral.
And this. In order to descend into evil of that nature you'd have to do various small-time things to lose your morals. However, anyone can do good deeds.
Ask how much any of the antique weapons cost.
None.
Ask how much any of the antique weapons cost.
You ask how much the ANTIQUE WEAPONS cost. They consist of an old SWORD, an old REVOLVER, and an old RIFLE. The EMPLOYEE says you're too YOUNG to legally buy any of them. He doesn't mention the PRICES. It is now 5:15 PM.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
NEUTRAL (0)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
- Empty
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($170), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
Give him all your money as a donation and walk home.
Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
Give him all your money as a donation and walk home.
Karma > Money. The plot gets exciting!
Ask how much any of the antique weapons cost.
This post (by inferno) wins.
scream yay!
Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 21 2011, 10:40 pm by Raccoon.
None.
Inf put in retard points in order to stop people from being retarded. Doesn't look like it's stopping dem0n. =D jk
"If a topic that clearly interest noone needs to be closed to underline the "we don't want this here" message, is up to debate."
-NudeRaider
Quote from name:Dem0nS1ayer
Give him all your money as a donation and walk home.
The EMPLOYEE insists that he doesn't need your MONEY, telling you that it's more important the YOU have it. YOU insist that HE should have it, but he hands it back to you. You give up, as your
KARMA isn't HIGH ENOUGH to do such an act of kindness, and you need the CHEDDAR anyway. Regardless, you gain
1 GOOD KARMA POINT, walk out of the PAWNSHOP, and walk HOME. You LEVEL UP! It is now 6:00 PM
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
GOOD (+1)0 RETARD POINTS.
LEVEL UPChoose
1 ATTRIBUTE POINT!CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 6
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
- Empty
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($170), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
You are now outside your HOME and suddenly feel like a BETTER ORATOR and NEGOTIATOR.
DAYS TO PAY DEBT: 7 (including today)
KARMIC BALANCE:
GOOD (+1)0 RETARD POINTS.
CURRENT STATS- Strength - 6
- Perception - 6
- Endurance - 6
- Charisma - 7
- Intelligence - 6
- Agility - 6
- Luck - 7
INVENTORY
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
- Hall Pass (with Mr. Harden's signature)
- Empty
BACK POCKET (one slot)
- Wallet containing Key Ring, Money ($170), School ID Card
BACKPACK (ten slots)
- Umbrella
- Knife
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
- Empty
Go in your house and negotiate a five dollar per day allowance with your mom.
lil-Inferno
