1) Look south while picking up both lawn darts, remembering where they were on the floor, and hold one in my mouth to be able to throw the other with maximum efficiency.
There are two people I expect to see, that I will refer to as Poison and Neki. There may be others aside from them, though I am only concerned with those two.
"Poison" refers to a person who definitely has a bladed hand. He is likely holding at least one severed arm, possibly under his armpit. He is also likely covered in blood, since I suspect he has been hacking off body parts, cut off another person's head while they were alive, and has held multiple severed body parts just after being cut off. He will be someone who was already present in the room, so anyone I see enter the southeast area this turn is not included in this.
If there is someone not wearing bandages and I can see it is poison_us, then they are automatically Poison.
For the duration of this turn, I assume that Poison's mindset can be perfectly described as follows:
Anyways:
* Dropping the severed arm in my left hand (not the one in my armpit), remove my bandages as safely as possible with preferably only my left hand, and then give them to the person next to me identifying himself as "Neki".
* Check as many pockets as possible, without checking the one I have already checked, and maintain vigilance for any approaching person.
* If someone is approaching, immediately stop checking pockets, drop the other knife arm thing, and:
o if they attack high, then dive at the ground in front of them, with the intent of disemboweling them.
o if they attack towards my middle, then attempt to block with my right knife blade thing.
o if they attack low, then jump, push off the wall, and attempt to decapitate them.
o if they do not attack, then warn them not to come any closer, as I crouch into a defensive stance, such as the Horse Stance.
"Neki" refers to a person that has two regular hands. He will be someone who was already present in the room, so anyone I see enter the southeast area this turn is not included in this. They will not be wearing a bandage around their face, so I'll know it's Neki anyways.
For the duration of this turn, I assume that Neki's mindset can be perfectly described as follows:
If at any point in my actions am I threatened by another person, immediately stop what I am doing and go into a defensive position, attempting to wield whatever weapons I now possess. If attacked, immediately counter-attack with my bladed weapon. If this person immediately adjacent to me who was standing over the bodies is threatened by another person, immediately move to assist him, only attacking if this person is going to be attacked.
1st action - Balance the severed arm on the top of my left forearm so the blade extends from around my wrist area. Using my bandages on my shoulder , carefully begin wrapping them around both my arm and the severed arm until it's held in place, then begin wrapping it more tightly and quickly so it is firmly held in place. Tuck the end of the bandage under the wrap before it.
If this person immediately adjacent to me removes his bandages and gives them to me and is not a threat:
Action 2: begin wrapping them around my arm and the severed arm to secure it even further. Once I've finished wrapping the length of my arm, I tuck the end of the bandage under the wrap before it, and admire my new wrist blade.
If this person immediately adjacent to me does not attempt to give or gesture the bandages towards me:
Action 2: Gesture towards one of the recently severed arms in an attempt to receive it from this man, wielding it by the arm and not by the blade. Place the severed arm underneath my arm, placing the severed flesh under my arm-pit between my arm and body and avoiding contact with the bladed area, attempting not to impale myself on the bladed weapon
If I do not receive one of the severed arms, move onto Action 3, using the 2nd free action to perform the same task as Action 3.
Regardless if I receive the bandages or not,
Action 3: begin searching my pockets with my free unbladed hand, noting to remember the pockets I have already searched previously, do this until no actions remain or until there is an immediate threat.
2) Continuing to look south, I use my perfect understanding of Poison's mindset and my current observations to throw the first lawn dart in a way that will hit Poison in the jugular (if he is still alive). If I judge from my perfect understanding of Neki's mindset and my observation of his current activities that he will see this attack and attempt to interfere with it (though it doesn't appear that he should), I throw the lawn dart in such a way that it will hit Poison in the jugular after taking Neki's interference into account.
If I determine from the above mindset that he will attempt to dodge this attack (although it doesn't seem like he should), then I alter where I'm aiming it slightly before throwing it, accounting for his movement so he moves into the line of fire and the lawn dart still hits him in the jugular.
If there are any other variables for which my character is aware of at this time but I did not account for in this action, he uses his perfect understanding of both Poison and Neki's mindsets to determine where to aim to successfully pierce Poison's jugular regardless.
3) Continuing to look south, I use my perfect understanding of Neki's mindset to determine how he will react to my previous action. If I determine from the above mindset and the result of the previous action that he will move, I use my perfect understanding of his mindset to take his movement into account while aiming my shot. Take the lawn dart from my mouth and throw it, aiming for the jugular of Neki (if he is still alive). If I determine from the above mindset that he will attempt to dodge this attack (although it doesn't seem like he should), then I alter where I'm aiming it slightly before throwing it, accounting for his movement so he moves into the line of fire and the lawn dart still hits him in the jugular.
4) If over the course of this turn anyone in the southeast corner dies in a way that was not caused by my actions, I stay where I am at this point. Otherwise, move south. Action #5 takes priority over Action #4.
5) For the entire time I am looking south, keep my head tilted slightly so I can see the west side of my area in my peripheral vision. If at any time someone enters my corner of the room coming from the west, stop what I'm doing and immediately move south, then continue my actions from where I left off (omitting "continuing to look south" since I will be in the same room with my targets).
If at any time anyone attempts to attack me, dodge the attack and follow-up with a counter-attack, aiming for their throat with my bladed hand.
If I cannot dodge the attack, I block it with my non-lethal arm, then use the bladed hand on my other arm to slash their throat open.
If I successfully kill someone in this manner, I continue what I was doing at the time I was attacked.
If anyone aims a gun at me at any time, run toward them in a random zig-zag motion, attempting to be as unpredictable as possible to dodge their shots. If they begin trying to follow my movements and I see them pulling the trigger or tensing their firing arm while they are aiming in the direction I'm about to move into, immediately zig-zag away from where the gun is aiming to avoid the shot. Once I get within melee range, slash their throat open with my blade hand.
If they are aiming a projectile weapon at me that is not a gun, I do the same action as described above. If I see a projectile coming toward me, I immediately dodge out of the way.
Repeat this action for every instance in which it is relevant.
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