Show DEUC the SUSPICIOUS SLIP. Then ban Echo from the thread.
EDIT: WAIT, I'm the only person that realized we forgot the PEN?
None.
Find nearest bathroom and try to poop in a urinal.
There are no BATHROOMS in this DORM ROOM.
Show DEUC the SUSPICIOUS SLIP. Then ban Echo from the thread.
DEUC has already given you all the information he can on the slip!
ECHO is now BANNED!
Ask around to see if anyone has seen Faber.
Go to CHECKOUT DESK, find and pick up my PEN, then go the FOURTH FLOOR, go to my DORM ROOM and drop asleep.
None.
Ask around to see if anyone has seen Faber.
No one seems to know who FABER is.
Go to CHECKOUT DESK, find and pick up my PEN, then go the FOURTH FLOOR, go to my DORM ROOM and drop asleep.
There is no CHECKOUT DESK in this DORM! You proceed to your DORM ROOM and FALL ASLEEP on your BED. Your AWARENESS STAT kicks in a couple of hours later, when you hear what sounds like SOMEONE RUMMAGING through your DESK!
Wake up, put on SHOES and promptly KICK the GUY in the SHINS. Hard.
None.
An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
Identify the someone and help them rummage through the desk.
Equip your Backpack (yes, use your inventory as a weapon, the other items will give better impact) as a weapon and investigate the rummaging, specifically who's causing it.
Wake up, put on SHOES and promptly KICK the GUY in the SHINS. Hard.
You woke up, but your SHOES are already on! In your haste to get to sleep you are still COMPLETELY CLOTHED! You are GROGGY but your eyes have adjusted to the darkness, allowing you to KICK the INTRUDER in the SHINS! He curses, trips over a SUSPICIOUS KNAPSACK, and falls to the floor. The INTRUDER is struggling toward the door!
You gained one STAMINA point and one GOOD point!
STAT UPDATE
AXIS OF KARMA:
SMART: 0
RTARD: 3
GOOD: 4
BAD: 0
REPUTATION: Classmate (+6, -3)
GENERAL STATS:
LUCK RATING: 4
PERSONALITY: 4
INTELLIGENCE: 8
CONFIDENCE: 5
STAMINA: 3
AWARENESS: 8
SWAGGER: 2
INVENTORY:
EQUIPPED: suspicious slip of paper
LEFT POCKET (two slots)
cell phone
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RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
mp3 player
[empty]
BACK POCKET (one slot)
wallet with cash, credit card, schedule, and campus ID.
BACKPACK (ten slots)
THE EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT textbook
APPLICATIONS OF WORLD HISTORY textbook
BEOWULF for WORLD LITERATURE V
ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY textbook
THREE RINGED BINDER
POCKET CALENDAR
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>Throw HEAVY OBJECT at INTRUDER.
None.
>Throw DUMBBELL at INTRUDER.
None.
>LEAP onto fallen INTRUDER.
None.
>LEAP onto fallen INTRUDER.
You jump at the INTRUDER, knocking him down once again just as his HAND made contact with the DOORKNOB. You don't have much time before he struggles free!
>PIN the INTRUDER to the floor
>TWIST the INTRUDER'S ARM behind the INTRUDER'S back
>DEMAND that the INTRUDER explain himself or else a WET-WILLY may be in order.
None.
>PIN the INTRUDER to the floor
>TWIST the INTRUDER'S ARM behind the INTRUDER'S back
>DEMAND that the INTRUDER explain himself or else a WET-WILLY may be in order.
The INTRUDER suddenly DISAPPEARED! Was this a dream? Your AWARENESS STAT tells you that your DESK as been SEVERELY RUFFLED, and that the SUSPICIOUS KNAPSACK is still on the floor. What just happened?
Pick up the KNAPSACK and search the DESK to try to find what is missing.
You PICK up the KNAPSACK, and it is now EQUIPPED! You search through your DESK, but find your measly proportions all in order. Whatever the INTRUDER was looking for, they didn't find it.