>find CAMPUS POLICE
>equip PEN
>give PEN to CAMPUS POLICE
>insult CAMPUS POLICE

Sneak behind someone browsing FACEBOOK, equip THE EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT, and whack them in the HEAD with your EQUIPPED WEAPON.

I'd play but my character is still stuck in traffic in some van waiting to go on a hike that never came :C

Investigate the student council's mixer shenanigans.

This. Also scavenger or ask around for some sort of medication to get those terrible voices out of your head telling you to do stupid shit like -

<beep beep bzz> MUD MODE

> north
> take library book
> equip pen
> write library book "The cat is neither dead nor alive until we open the box."
> drop library book
> south
> displaymood innocent

Suddenly tired of your studying, you get up from your DESK and proceed towards the CHECKOUT DESK. There is a STUDENT WORK STUDY EMPLOYEE sorting books behind the counter. She appears to be a second year student, but otherwise you have not seen her before. Leaning on the CHECKOUT DESK, looking pretentious in cycling gear and with a smirk on his face a MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE is hovering over the STUDENT WORK STUDY EMPLOYEE, trying to flirt with her. You trying to give the MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE the pen, but he waves you off. He won't take the pen until his current objective is achieved: seduce the lady friend behind the counter. The STUDENT WORK STUDY EMPLOYEE shoots you a desperate look. She is now the DAMSEL IN DISTRESS and her current objective is: get rid of the creeper.

Who do you help?


Since there have been no stat or karmic axis changes, they will not be listed this turn.
Your character was eaten by a serial killer. I assure you.

Stab MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE in the THROAT with PEN. Proceed to tear out his JUGULAR with said PEN. Inform the DAMSEL that she need not thank you.

Ooh, we can make this into a prison drama.

I want to fondle Symmetry

These threads are doomed to fail.

FTFY.

MUD MODE.

> shove erasers to Police face
> equip pen
> stab Police
> stab Police
> stab Police
> stab Police
> stab Police
> give Damsel autograph

Your plan sounds fool proof - you have the pen so you must have the power. You pull it out, and grasp it firmly. You go in for the kill when you suddenly stumble - no - are pushed over and hit the ground, temporarily knocking the wind out of you. Your butterfingers drops the PEN! You do not have anything EQUIPPED! You look up to see who could have done such a vial thing to see DEUC E MAKINA, family friend and contemporary. He is studying GEOGRAPHY, and has approximately one semester left. He is two years older than you. DEUC slaps you good and tells you to knock the shit off, because he can't cover for you forever. Let's look at his stats:

(out of a cap of 15)
LUCK RATING: 8
PERSONALITY: 9
INTELLIGENCE: 5
CONFIDENCE: 15
STAMINA: 5
AWARENESS: 2
SWAGGER: 10

KARMIC ALIGNMENT:
SMRT: 15
RTRD: 2
GOOD: 5
BAD: 10
REPUTATION: Loose Canon (-5, 13)
GRADES: 3.0 GPA

He wants to know why you're trying to attack a MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE and why your NOSE is BLEEDING.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 13 2011, 7:59 pm by Fire_Kame.

Question the poor quality of KAME'S WRITING. You look to see You look up to see! OH NO! You slaps you? Who used confuse ray D:

Shut up I fixed it.

Ask him about the SUSPICIOUS LOOKING ERASERS. They must be altering your mind somehow.

I shift my body weight.

You ask DEUC about the SUSPICIOUS LOOKING ERASERS. Pulling them out, you take a moment to use your AWARENESS skill and inspect them. There are five pieces - each about the size of a dime and look like they have been sufficiently chewed up. However, you're relatively sure that if you took the PIECES OF THE ERASERS and put them together, you'd come out with two normal looking erasers. DEUC gives you a strange look, as if you've gone mental on him, and takes the erasers. You feel calm suddenly, but you notice that DEUC is FUMING. The MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE finally leaves the DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, figuring he should do his job and find out why you and DEUC are brawling. The DAMSEL IN DISTRESS sends you a thankful look and flutters her eyelashes, obviously thinking that DEUC knocking you over was on purpose. You smile weakly in response. You gained one GOOD point! The positive attention from a member of the opposite sex raised your CONFIDENCE STATE one point! DEUC'S SWAGGER SKILL allows him to stand up and dust himself off with ease. He's is shaking and still FUMING.

The MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE asks you what is going on.

WE CAN GO DEEPER.

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