Clearly neither was shifting my body weight, but that could have been crucial in the development of the story considering we have multiple sclerosis.

> take eraser from Deuc
> tell Police "Hold onto this for me abit while I show you something"
> give Police eraser
> pretend to search pockets

I only take one action per turn, unless everyone went full retard like they did the second round.

You take the SUSPICIOUS ERASER PIECES from DEUC, who becomes combative at first. After you take them, DEUC is no longer FUMING, but you feel RAGE building. You quickly put the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS into the MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE'S GLOVED HAND. The SUSPICIOUS ERASERS have no effect on him! He just stares at you, waiting for what ever you are searching for in your pockets.

OC: Wow finally a smart response.

> back away from Deuc
> take cell phone from pocket
> show cell phone to Police
> tell Police "He's a, uh, friend of mine, and when he found out I asked another of his friend for his cell number, he, uh, was enraged?"
> grin innocent-grin

Give the MP3 PLAYER to the MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE.
"We found this on the floor, I think somebody lost it."

The MEMBER OF CAMPUS POLICE assumes you are talking about a lady friend and calls you a novice. Suddenly bored, he turns to EXIT the LIBRARY. He gives you back your SUSPICIOUS ERASERS, wherein you begin to FUME. The SUSPICIOUS ERASERS are currently equipped. You have a need to kill.

You are suddenly aware that it is TWO PM.

Search the MP3 PLAYER's playlist for some calming music. Maybe you can counteract the effects of the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS.

You shuffle through your MP3 PLAYER to see if you can find something relaxing. You stumble upon a track named [UNNAMED - track 03] that sounds like some sort of classical music. Or is it baroque? To be honest, you pirated it, and were never sure how to look up the information since it does not have any lyrics. You play your MP3 PLAYER and start to feel a little better. Now, you are just MILDLY UPSET.

Ask DEUC about the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS. As a good DEUC he will know something, possibly plot related (that the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS are like the ONE RING).

I feel this would be an appropriate time to GRASP THE HANDLE OF AND GENTLY LIFT, POSITIONING OVER SHOULDER the BACKPACK.

You ask DEUC about the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS. DEUC admits that he does not know anything about it, but that perhaps if you guys asked one of the more mentally unstable professors, you may be able to derive some information on its origin. He suggest PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON, the head of the psychology department. He tells you to go get your BACKPACK, because her OFFICE HOURS end at THREE, and her OFFICE is across CAMPUS.

Thank DEUC, don your BACKPACK and power-walk across campus to meet LUCY JOHNSON at her OFFICE and show her the SUSPICIOUS ERASERS.

Before prior command (Will's), ask DAMSEL IN DISTRESS "Want to come to my dorm and watch The Human Centipede tonight"?

Also:
Compile the following into Character_Intelligence:
//New Directive Male_Character_Objective
Male_Character_Objective.Priority(1);

if( other_human.sex == male)
{
}
else
{
success = getlaid(Male_Character_Objective);

if(success == 0)
{
leave(Male_Character_Objective);
}
else
{
FindRoom(Male_Character_Objective, Private);
}

}

I'll fix/update this code at a later time

Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Feb 13 2011, 10:54 pm by Vrael.

Deuc smiles goofily and tells you he'll catch up with you later, but to be safe. You grab your BACKPACK and EXIT the library. PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON'S OFFICE is in the NORTH BUILDING, which is on the NORTH end of CAMPUS. DEUC struts over to the previous DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. When you EXIT, you see the festival set up on the QUAD - it looks like a community involvement and volunteer fair, complete with free pizza and soda just for showing mild interest in any one of the many opportunities. It is buzzing with STUDENTS - some of which you recognize from your ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY class.

You've ascended to level 2! You received one GENERAL STAT POINT to spend as you wish!

+1 Luck please.

Okay. Your luck Stat has increased!

AXIS OF KARMA:
SMART: 0
RTARD: 1
GOOD: 1
BAD: 0
REPUTATION: Awkward Acquaintance (+3, -1)

GENERAL STATS:
LUCK RATING: 4
PERSONALITY: 4
INTELLIGENCE: 8
CONFIDENCE: 5
STAMINA: 2
AWARENESS: 8
SWAGGER: 1

INVENTORY:
EQUIPPED: Suspicious Erasers

LEFT POCKET (two slots)
cell phone
[empty]

RIGHT POCKET (two slots)
mp3 player
[empty]

BACK POCKET (one slot)
wallet with cash, credit card, schedule, and campus ID.

BACKPACK (ten slots)
THE EVOLUTION OF EUROPEAN GOVERNMENT textbook
APPLICATIONS OF WORLD HISTORY textbook
BEOWULF for WORLD LITERATURE V
ASIA IN THE 19th CENTURY textbook
THREE RINGED BINDER
POCKET CALENDAR
[empty]
[empty]
[empty]
[empty]

Do the following:

do
{
Turn head in multiple directions to look around.
Choose a building that has not been entered during the duration of this command.
Walk towards and enter the new building.
Search the building for a Computer.

if(Computer == Found)
{
Search the computer for internet.
}

}while(internet == false)

When you find internet, search the college website for clubs and activities.

Command not recognized. Please use the prompt guidelines when consulting me.

Equip your CELL PHONE and dial 9-1-1. Explain to them that there is an EMERGENCY.

You are only slightly less retarded.
You CALL 911 and tell them there is an EMERGENCY. When they ask what the problem is, you have no immediate answer. They ask you to describe your surroundings. You describe the active on the QUAD with utmost respect to detail - the TABLES, the STUDENTS, even the FLIERS. The EMERGENCY PERSONNEL immediately recognize this for some sort of practical joke and tell you that if you do this again they will report you to DEAN BRAD HAMMER.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Feb 14 2011, 6:06 pm by NudeRaider. Reason: deleted the post you responded to