Let's say you went to your local animal shelter, and there were two puppies up for adoption. They are litter mates and absolutely the same in every way. The only difference is their name, listed above in the poll. Which one do you choose?
Anyone can vote. A matter of fact, I encourage non-survivor members to vote, too.
CHALLENGE 1As for the survivor challengers: The first challenge for you is based entirely on the audience's opinions of the name you chose. The team with the least amount of votes will be put on the chopping block Friday night. Good luck.
Obvious choice is obvious.
None.
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
If I had a dog named "B" I would be too confused - it's a dog, not a bee!
Now Masturbation Toaster is a name that makes perfect sense.
yes, because your dog will masturbate on your toast before giving it back to you?
None.
I wouldn't want that dog. :\
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Don't be silly. Masturbation Toaster is a female dog. It would be highly impractical.
wait... honestly? who
doesnt want a dog named masturbation toaster?
i mean, if i could, i would change
my name to masturbation toaster.
None.
When I call my dog to me, I want a name that satisfies my vocal chords. A name like "B" just isn't enough. I need something with more syllables, and more depth.
Masturbation Toaster is clearly the perfect name! So many juicy syllables with which to call my dog. And on days that I'm feeling lazy, it's very possible to simply call the dog "Toaster"! Not only is it convenient, but it's absolutely adorable!
Masturbation Toaster is the way to go, my good friends.
>be faceless void >mfw I have no face
Devlin, you should have chosen Madagascar Hissing Roaches as our name. Then we would win round 1.
Red classic.
"In short, their absurdities are so extreme that it is painful even to quote them."
Madagascar Hissing Roaches was win. :C You all suck! *cries*
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Tribe C here, Masturbation Toaster obviously!
fuck you all
Masturbation Toaster gets my vote.
None.
Not only have I masturbated a toaster, but I have masturbated onto my toaster.
Masturbation Toaster For the win!! Ha i would love having a dog named this!
None.
Who the heck would name their dog "B"?
I sure as hell wouldn't.
None.
I'm gonna have to go with Masturbation Toaster.
I think we toasters win on account of actually having a name.
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Well, this one's a no-brainer. Even Bush could do it! Hurr hurr.
None.
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