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Dank AF Mafia
Apr 2 2016, 11:09 pm
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Apr 25 2016, 10:59 pm Corbo Post #101

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Also, now that this is done, I would like to clear up that I did not lynch you (at the start) because you confessed, jff, you know you did not, I was just getting tired of your lame manipulation attempts. Common man, I'm Corbo. When being an ass and manipulation were invented I was right there :lol:

Quote from Voyager7456
Symmetry next. Then we no-vote from now until the rest of time to troll Dem0n into running this game forever... :sly:

Why? If Farty really is the LYAO then the mafia has no kill power, except for maybe if they want to lynch someone during the day. Which we won't let because I can just double vote them out :lol:

I say we all call it a day and not vote forever now.



fuck you all

Apr 25 2016, 11:04 pm Voyager7456 Post #102

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

There could be 2 LYAOs, but we know jjf has no kill power.



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Apr 25 2016, 11:10 pm Dem0n Post #103

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Finally, a Shitty Memer is dead. It's just a matter of time until the rest meet the same fate! Slowly but surely, I can feel the dankness coming back to our town.

We celebrate the day's victory at night in the town square. Everyone is having a good time, all while keeping a keen eye out for any suspicious activity, but we see none. It seems like a normal night; the first one we've had in ages.

Out of nowhere, however, a huge lightning bolt strikes down from the sky in the middle of the town square. The people jump back, and we see a man lying on the ground. He's wearing a trench coat, a fedora, and big glasses, which is weird, since it's the middle of spring. We take off the fedora and glasses and notice that it's jjf28. This time, however, he's not getting up.
* * *

Days pass and everything seems normal. It looks like we finally got rid of all the Shitty Memers, but not without a cost. Over 50 people dead, over 20 innocents lynched, and months wasted on investigations. We just narrowly escaped the grasp of evil, but it's okay now. Our town is yet again dank, and we can keep on laughing our asses off while others shake their heads.


GAME OVER! THE TOWN HAS WON! THANKS FOR PLAYING!



Memes gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the memer on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme's Watch, for this meme and all the memes to come.

Apr 25 2016, 11:10 pm Dem0n Post #104

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Roles


Role PMs


Night Actions


Post has been edited 3 time(s), last time on Apr 25 2016, 11:33 pm by Dem0n.



Memes gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the memer on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme's Watch, for this meme and all the memes to come.

Apr 25 2016, 11:18 pm Corbo Post #105

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Wait, what the fuck. Lmao



fuck you all

Apr 25 2016, 11:23 pm jjf28 Post #106

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Quote from Corbo
Also, now that this is done, I would like to clear up that I did not lynch you (at the start) because you confessed, jff, you know you did not, I was just getting tired of your lame manipulation attempts. Common man, I'm Corbo. When being an ass and manipulation were invented I was right there :lol:

I knew there was a strong chance you believed me to be mafia (the real IDK coulda proved himself by then, or I coulda said something wrong (our hits failing quickly eroded my credibility)), but I still had to take you out somehow (Farty would miss the deadline or our hits would fail every night), and you gave me just what I needed ( who wouldn't believe a Corbo leader would go suicidal? xD ), heck, you woulda been out but for Mooses interference causing Farty to vote early giving Wing and Voy time to rally.

I had drank my potion the night before you tried to execute me b/c the following day was the point of no return, if you had killed one more townie that day it was game (assuming Doodan and Symmetry didn't randomly return and all townies united really soon, which seemed unlikely with Wing out to get Voy) - we had a clear path to victory (the following night I get mad AF so you can't protect an active townie, outvote or tie vote from there).

Very high difficulty with only two mafia (one without kill power) and the IMO somehow voting himself into the Sanders role :P

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Apr 25 2016, 11:29 pm by jjf28.



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Apr 25 2016, 11:29 pm Corbo Post #107

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

Quote from Voyager7456
Symmetry next. Then we no-vote from now until the rest of time to troll Dem0n into running this game forever... :sly:
Quote from jjf28
Quote from Corbo
Also, now that this is done, I would like to clear up that I did not lynch you (at the start) because you confessed, jff, you know you did not, I was just getting tired of your lame manipulation attempts. Common man, I'm Corbo. When being an ass and manipulation were invented I was right there :lol:

I knew there was a strong chance you believed me to be mafia (the real IDK coulda proved himself by then, or I coulda said something wrong (our hits failing quickly eroded my credibility)), but I still had to take you out somehow (Farty would miss the deadline or our hits would fail every night), and you gave me just what I needed ( who wouldn't believe a Corbo leader would go suicidal? xD ), heck, you woulda been out but for Mooses interference causing Farty to vote early giving Wing and Voy time to rally.
No I would not have. Moose actually gave you a chance because it conviced everyone yo be hilarious and vote for me, even those who rallied back to farty. I was actually going to change my vote to myself and give up until voy contacted me and we started plotting to lynch farty or symmetry. Really thought there was three mafia, though.

Dem0n, this sucked so bad it actually is dank AF :P

EDIT:
Also, I would like to add that I really did want to kill you all and win the game for myself. Dem0n confirmed it possible so I was really attempting it. but jff screwed up the plan by drinking that potion because then the next day we'd have to lynch him and not a townie. Also, I was considering 3 mafias, not 2, so that would have made things harder to achieve having only 2.


Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Apr 25 2016, 11:38 pm by Corbo.



fuck you all

Apr 25 2016, 11:52 pm Moose Post #108



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Odsblood! I accidentally resigned by mistake. No wonder thou wert victorious! I shalt abdicate!

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Rage.




Apr 26 2016, 12:23 am jjf28 Post #109

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Quote from Corbo
No I would not have. Moose actually gave you a chance because it conviced everyone yo be hilarious and vote for me, even those who rallied back to farty.

I doubt he was the arbiter of Symmetry's decision

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jjf28 -- did you arrange for Symmetry's vote too moose?
Mini Moose 2707 -- jjf28 No, I literally only suggested the N way tie in the moment when someone else pointed out it was a possibility. :lol:




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Apr 26 2016, 12:29 am Wing Zero Post #110

Magic box god; Suck it Corbo

I vote Voy for lynch




Apr 26 2016, 12:44 am lil-Inferno Post #111

Just here for the pie

Quote from lil-Inferno
Though it probably won't matter, I change my vote to jjf28 LMAO. Him and Farty are likely shitty memer suspects IMO.
You folks were given a prophet, and you killed him smh




Apr 26 2016, 12:52 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #112

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Quote from jjf28
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jjf28 -- did you arrange for Symmetry's vote too moose?
Mini Moose 2707 -- jjf28 No, I literally only suggested the N way tie in the moment when someone else pointed out it was a possibility. :lol:
That legitimately was my reasoning though. If I'd voted corbo later so people couldn't just turn around on me it may have turned out better. I had already missed a bunch of night actions because why the fuck were the deadlines at noon? Some of have jobs.



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Apr 26 2016, 12:58 am Dem0n Post #113

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That's why the day/night cycles were typically 24-36 hours long.



Memes gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the memer on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme's Watch, for this meme and all the memes to come.

Apr 26 2016, 1:02 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #114

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but you can't slip in a change at the last minute :P



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Apr 26 2016, 1:04 am jjf28 Post #115

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IMO Sanders and caught hitting smh night 1, gg day 1 :lol:





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Apr 26 2016, 3:36 am Corbo Post #116

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

I figured i should post this because this is relevant, this is how voy and I plotted the rally. After discussing who to vote for a while at night, I was out drinking and ...well, then there was LATER that night...


Corbo (Around 5AMish)
Wing zero changed to jjf and not farty
Are you going to be able to change or should I tie?

Voyager
Ughhh he can't read

Corbo
I am so deunmk btw
And i thougbr you were a girl i was just dancing with

Voyager
Heh

Corbo
Also
I might have just accidentslly texted her a




Corbo
Ya a like
Because of anseering to you

Voyager
24/04/2016 05:08

Voyager
I'm sure she'll appreciate it

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:08

Corbo
Definitely
Ohgod
I have to stop doing this

Voyager
24/04/2016 05:08

Voyager
I just PMed WZ because he didn't see Farty voted for you
And he's online right now

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:09

Corbo
I have losaaaaaaaaaads of worl to do
Which i obviouslg will not dinisb todsy

Voyager
24/04/2016 05:09

Voyager
I'll give him a few minutes to change and if not I'll vote for jjf

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:09

Corbo
Not drunk anyeay
Alright!
Ill watch house
If jorhing tmcganges
I keeep jjf

Voyager
24/04/2016 05:09

Voyager
Ok
He switched

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:09

Corbo
Ok

Voyager
24/04/2016 05:09

Voyager
Go vote farty

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:10

Corbo
So fsrty
Ok
Why did he call me incompetent
I fuck him
He's next

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:14

Corbo
24/04/2016 05:14

Corbo
Stupid fucking like
It is not drunk proff
O fuck
I already see daylight



Corbo
Ehy is it dawwsn

Voyager
24/04/2016 05:28

Voyager
Truly the question on all of our minds


=== JUMP AHEAD IN TIME TO TODAY ===
Corbo
18:11

Corbo
I was going to say "that mafia sucked"
but I don't remember sending these messages

Voyager
18:12

Voyager
lmao

Corbo
18:12

Corbo
what the hell is that picture

Voyager
18:12

Voyager
betrayed by drunk corbo

Corbo
18:12

Corbo
omg
that's my window
lmao
oh lord
this must be posted too lmao
I'll do it later. I gotta go and have no time to edit out the names atm.
omg
I really truly didn't remember any of this
I even forgot I texted "her" a like

Voyager
18:15

Voyager
I had a feeling you wouldn't tongue emoticon

Corbo
18:15

Corbo
I don't even remember who "HER" is
lmao




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