OMG!!! You idiots, you gotta max out the Luck stat first. How else are we gonna get lucky with DAMSEL IN DISTRESS???@!?!??!!?

Nah, luck/Kame hates TONY, so just leave it be ;o

You have placed a point in SWAGGER! The benefit you get for not making yourself look like a moron has marginally increased!



Luckily for you, as you walk down the DORM HALLWAY to the BATHROOM, no one saw you naked. What a cosmic coincidence! You take a nice warm SHOWER, and you are feeling refreshed. You have a feeling LUCK will be on your side today...

Did you remember to LOCK your DORM ROOM before you left?

>go to DORM ROOM and get DRESSED
>finally EAT a MEAL
>LOOK at POCKET CALENDER
>doodle FUNNY-LOOKING PICTURE in POCKET CALENDER

You get DRESSED in your DORM ROOM and scrounge around for any FOOD you may have. You find ONE REESES CUP and so EAT IT. Not the best breakfast but damn is it tasty! You pull out your POCKET CALENDAR and flip it open to NEXT WEEK. Out of the corner of you eye, you see "THESIS STATEMENT DUE ELEVEN AM" under MONDAY. Instead of paying it heed, you draw a SMILEY FACE instead. BITCHES love SMILEY FACES.

>RUB paint off of the SUSPICIOUS SLIP
>Examine SUSPICIOUS SLIP
>Proceed to see PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON for the ASSIGNMENT

Quote from FlashBeer

>Proceed to see PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON for the ASSIGNMENT

After seeing PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON for the ASSIGNMENT, ASK if there is ANY WAY TO EARN EXTRA CREDIT.

You reach into your POCKET, where you last put the SUSPICIOUS SLIP.
But it isn't there! There's nothing to examine!
PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON is not teaching any of your classes.

>water FARMVILLE CROPS
>go see PROFESSOR LUCY JOHNSON anyway

You START UP your DESKTOP PC. Your parents were too cheap to buy you a LAPTOP, apparently. You log onto FACEBOOK and see TWO NEW MESSAGES. One is from DEUC. The OTHER is from an ACCOUNT named B.E.
You log onto FARMVILLE. Your CROPS have WILTED! You will have to replant them!

READ both of the NEW MESSAGES.

Emit feces or urine, as you probably have to by now.

The one from DEUC is asking if you want to go see "JIMMY BOND: DIE ANOTHER TOMORROW" showing in town.

The one from BE was sent at FIVE AM and says:
Dear Tony,
I see that you had a run in with my informant. Do not resist us, next time. The more you help us the less we hurt you. My minion will be by again later this morning. It is in your best interest to surrender any of our...property.
B.E.

There is a reply to this message from B.E. from fifteen minutes ago!:
Ah, so good of you to leave your dorm room unlocked! I hope we never have the miss pleasure of running into each other.
B.E.

Message Deuc saying you will after taking care of business and ask him to come to your room because suspicious things are happening lately, block B.E. on Facebook click on B.E.'s name to bring you to his profile and see who it is, return to your room after equipping your BACKPACK (with everything else in it) as a weapon, and inspect the place. If the 'minion' is there, beat him down with the backpack.

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You try to fit the KNAPSACK and your POCKETS into the BACKPACK, but the KNAPSACK is too big and the POCKETS are too attached. You EQUIP your BACKPACK as a weapon. You INSPECT your room, searching for the minion. To the EAST is your bed, made, and with minimal storage units underneath. One contains ten pairs of BRIEFS and ten pairs of SOCKS, while the other two containers hold a dozen cans of MELLOW YELLOW each. You check your CLOSET to the NORTH, located right next to your DOOR. There are PILES of DIRTY CLOTHES that have probably been sitting there for WEEKS. To the WEST is a BUREAU with a TUBE TELEVISION sitting on top of it, right next to your DESK, which is still BEFUDDLED from last nights adventure.

You don't see the MINION. Maybe he came in while you were taking a SHOWER?

Check the TIME, any EVENTS you must attend today, and the status of your CLOTHES.

and the status of your BLADDER and COLON.

Wonder who MISS PLEASURE is.

Search through list of STORED FACEBOOK PASSWORDS from the KEYLOGGER you built in that one COMPUTER SCIENCE class you took to see if BE's facebook profile is on it. If it is proceed to post PORNOGRAPHY on in his profile while behind SEVEN PROXIES. And also find out whatever you can about him.

It is currently NOON. Other than the engagement with DEUC, you have nothing planned. You were going to STUDY, but you can do that tonight, right?

Most of your clothes are DIRTY. You DRESS YOURSELF in the same JEANS from YESTERDAY and a new TSHIRT.

Stop goofing around and replant farmville crops. (corn preferably)

You realize that PROPER HYGIENE and CLEAN CLOTHES are not as important as you had thought moment ago. You go to work replanting CORN in FARMVILLE. They will be done in THREE DAYS.

Aw your MOTHER sent you a KITTEN over FARMVILLE! Maybe you should send something back.