Californians are pesky things, it's best you don't acquaint yourself with such imbeciles
Agreed. All the girls I know from California are either a bitch or a slut, and they are only fun to hang around with for so long before you want to kill yourself.
Step away, dude.
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Oh my fuck this trolling is too hopeless. Lulz for OP's attempt to create a stringent erotic affair with a girl that may be my nextdoor neighbor (california !)
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Post the girls facebook.
Mods never lock this topic. Please. I begs. ;_;
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I'm not posting her facebook
Move this topis over to light please
it is taking trollesque proportions!
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Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
Move it to Serious Discussion for Serious Business! Surely your love for this girl is more than a Light matter!
Totally... NOT, unless MZ created a fake facebook acount, posted hundreads of pictures of the same girl, and has around 15 persons helping him by sending posts to his billboard to make it look legit... which I doubt.
Oh god I lol'd.
I did this to a friend that nobody likes. If we hadn't sent everyone we knew the conversation, it would have gone on for at least a week. I think the fake girl's myspace is still up.
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Sex is counter-productive.
sex is RE-productive
"Parliamentary inquiry, Mr. Chairman - do we have to call the Gentleman a gentleman if he's not one?"
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
More like sex is CRE-ational.
wait...
Ain't going to wait after marriage, my hormones are going to boil inside of me and i'll melt from inside
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You're not a sex addict if you're still a virgin, bro.
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Didn't you listen? He's a friggen sex addict, just like his girl. That's why he had to let her go, because he knows what it feels like to have the passion burn your soul. But the passion to win her back hasn't built up yet. Once that cauldron of love boils over, there will be nothing you can do but go find her. You're just delaying the inevitable. She's yours for the taking, so stop taking so much time.
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ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
lol...
just lol...
fuck you all
STOP LAUGHING AT THIS MAN'S MISFORTUNE. LOVE DRIVES A MAN CRAZY AND YOU JUST LAUGH? THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!!!
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ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
I'm not laughing at the disgrace of the man. I'm laughing at all of your reactions, OBVIOUSLY, because I'm not a mean person to make fun of others, right?.
Truth be told, ahem, I had a friend who had an internet relationship like this, three actually. I never understand how it could be possible but I do get that it can be possibly, my friend was already in the process of actually marrying the girl before she was an asshole and said "NO" and
blocked him from her msn.
Being online of not it's still love and getting heart broken, in person, or by reading a bunch of text it still hurts.
fuck you all
Post 100! Damn well better get a cookie
owes us big! This is about to go from the greatest active thread to the greatest thread of all time.
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