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Trapped in Elevator for 41 hours
Apr 21 2008, 11:46 pm
By: Echo
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Apr 22 2008, 2:40 am O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #21

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Quote from candle12345
Nah, it'd be easy to get through, just jack off til you can't no more then take a nap.

It'd be kinda awkward when the rescuers showed up...
"Sorry 'bout the mess. I got really bored. ... Would you like a taste? :D"



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Apr 22 2008, 4:53 am Rantent Post #22



Jeez, I would love an excuse to sit around for two days.



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Apr 22 2008, 4:54 am FatalException Post #23



Well, I've got a nice closet and some locks if you like. :P



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Apr 22 2008, 1:19 pm Clokr_ Post #24



Quote from candle12345
Nah, it'd be easy to get through, just jack off til you can't no more then take a nap.

You could later sell what the security cameras recorded as a pr0n movie.



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Apr 22 2008, 3:28 pm FlyingHat Post #25



I can survive just as long I have some paper and pencils with me.
I'll probably do some crappy PHP scripting or draw some stuffs. If I have nothing I'll just sleep.



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Apr 22 2008, 3:29 pm The Starport Post #26



Quote from Clokr_
Quote from candle12345
Nah, it'd be easy to get through, just jack off til you can't no more then take a nap.

You could later sell what the security cameras recorded as a pr0n movie.
Hmm. That just gave me the ultimate voyeur idea! Muahahahaha!!1



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Apr 22 2008, 3:32 pm FlyingHat Post #27



Quote from name:Tuxedo-Templar
Quote from Clokr_
Quote from candle12345
Nah, it'd be easy to get through, just jack off til you can't no more then take a nap.

You could later sell what the security cameras recorded as a pr0n movie.
Hmm. That just gave me the ultimate voyeur idea! Muahahahaha!!1
Trap someone in an elevator and record them?



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Apr 22 2008, 3:34 pm Clokr_ Post #28



Quote from FlyingHat
I can survive just as long I have some paper and pencils with me.
I'll probably do some crappy PHP scripting or draw some stuffs. If I have nothing I'll just sleep.

Lol, I would end up drawing a firefox window, writing 'www.staredit.net' on the address bar, hitting the refresh button and then drawing a 404 page not found error.



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Apr 22 2008, 4:47 pm JaFF Post #29



Quote from Clokr_
Quote from FlyingHat
I can survive just as long I have some paper and pencils with me.
I'll probably do some crappy PHP scripting or draw some stuffs. If I have nothing I'll just sleep.

Lol, I would end up drawing a firefox window, writing 'www.staredit.net' on the address bar, hitting the refresh button and then drawing a 404 page not found error.
I would end up writing a poem about what a brilliant invention the toilet is. :P



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Apr 22 2008, 4:55 pm The Starport Post #30



Best not to dwell on the thought of toilets if you have to go 40+ hours without one. If possible.



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Apr 22 2008, 6:34 pm Clokr_ Post #31



I'd keep losing the game...



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Apr 22 2008, 7:46 pm MrrLL Post #32



The long article at the New Yorker states he opened the elevator doors and urinated down the cracks of the wall, not only to relieve himself, but to try to attract attention from others. I'm not sure if he did the number two, though.



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Apr 22 2008, 7:47 pm Echo Post #33



LOL! I didn't catch that in the video. I thought he was going crazy and tried to open the door to get out.



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Apr 22 2008, 9:14 pm Corbo Post #34

ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO

I would basically sleep a lot and while I'm not sleeping I would be drawing.
Yes, I always keep pencil and some paper in my pockets.



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Apr 22 2008, 10:02 pm Ultraviolet Post #35



Quote from candle12345
Nah, it'd be easy to get through, just jack off til you can't no more then take a nap.

Excellent suggestion!

Quote from Echo
And then when you're out, you will be embarrassed and ashamed.

Except.. not.

Quote from Mini Moose 2707
I'd be fine until I had to use the bathroom.

Me too. I can occupy myself with thoughts for long periods.

Quote from name:Merrell
The long article at the New Yorker states he opened the elevator doors and urinated down the cracks of the wall, not only to relieve himself, but to try to attract attention from others. I'm not sure if he did the number two, though.

Lol. Did he try shouting or something first? :P




Apr 22 2008, 11:53 pm FatalException Post #36



Quote from Corbo
I would basically sleep a lot and while I'm not sleeping I would be drawing.
Yes, I always keep pencil and some paper in my pockets.
Hey, so do I! I always keep a little notebook and pencils in my pocket! Club? :)



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Apr 23 2008, 12:45 am EzDay281 Post #37



Baaah. I don't have big enough pockets for large notebooks, and the small ones are so horribly, painfully, incredibly, horrendously, hideously, excessively, abhorrably overpriced. D:
... I could always draw on my forearms, since I keep a small bag of drawing pencils with me, though. Maybe the walls...



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Apr 23 2008, 1:58 am grAffe Post #38



They told me I was crazy for my elevator-phobia. CRAZY!
I showed them. Shit like this happens: I KNEW it!



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Apr 23 2008, 2:07 am Ultraviolet Post #39



Did they like.. pay him some money as compensation? lol




Apr 23 2008, 2:20 am @:@ Post #40



He's a pussy.

It could happen to anyone, its not anyone's fault unless the company didn't do the required safety inspections.




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