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Urge to kill...
Sep 1 2011, 6:59 am
By: Aristocrat
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Sep 3 2011, 5:10 am Fire_Kame Post #21

wth is starcraft

I think the only thing I really get an "urge to kill" over is car maintenance. I try to not even bring it up to most people. I'm not even THAT knowledgeable about cars, but I know enough to make a purchase decision based more on whether the AC works over, say, whether or not you can drive more than fifteen minutes without the thing assploding.




Sep 7 2011, 5:50 pm Adeon Post #22



When I was 10 we had a computer class of some sort.
I remember the computers were so bad it would lag for playing music.
They were few too, so that two kids had to use the same computer each.

So I commented to my partner: "I think the music is making the computer go slow". He immediately grabbed the speaker and turned the volume down. :facepalm:



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Sep 7 2011, 6:07 pm Riney Post #23

Thigh high affectionado

Poison doesnt like My Little Pony.......URGE TO KILL RISING



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Sep 7 2011, 8:43 pm jjf28 Post #24

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So my mom was trying to attach a word document to a email, but insted of the document she keeps attaching the msword shortcut...



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Sep 9 2011, 7:08 pm Aristocrat Post #25



This post.



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Sep 9 2011, 7:52 pm xAngelSpiritx Post #26

eternal lurker


Agreed.



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Sep 9 2011, 7:55 pm IskatuMesk Post #27

Lord of the Locker Room

Did he really just say that because Corsair PSU's are more expensive they "aren't worth it"? Wow. ... Just wow.



Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.

Sep 11 2011, 1:42 pm Aristocrat Post #28



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[9:39:06 AM] Aristocrat: [9:38:42 AM] Rikard: Thing is dad don't like opening any ports :P
[9:39:08 AM] Aristocrat: ...Why.
[9:39:22 AM] Rikard: He doesn't feel comfortable reducing security, I guess

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Funny. That samsung hd103sj hard drive that you guys are saying is the best mechanical hard drive is the one I have... and to be completely honest I hate it. I'm running starcraft 2 off of it and the hard drive is getting extremely hot... like 120+ degrees fareinheit. My bedroom is being heated up by like 20-30 degrees because of the hard drive. Western Digital and OCZ are the brands of hard drive that you want to get. SAMSUNG IS SHIT for hard drives.

My brother who's going to school for computer sciences at the university of wisconsin green bay says the same thing about the hard drives. He also works for a company that deals with fixing and building computers. And I'm currently going to school for computer building, repairing, and networking.
Fuck I don't even know what to say. This is just sad.

Post has been edited 2 time(s), last time on Sep 12 2011, 3:44 am by Aristocrat.



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Sep 14 2011, 8:16 am IskatuMesk Post #29

Lord of the Locker Room

That is a rather well-played troll, I think.



Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.

Sep 16 2011, 5:53 pm omginbd Post #30



My sister - "Hey, mike, come help me, my [anything] is broken."
Me - "Alright, what happened?"
My sister - "I dunno, it just came like that."
/me looks and sees that the bottom panel of her laptop has been popped out and is bending awkwardly
Me - "No. This did not come this way."
My sister - "Alright, I may have fallen asleep on facebook and it fell off my bed and that happened." -- Her bed is like 4 feet off the ground
/me changes her host file to redirect facebook.com to 74.125.73.105



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Sep 17 2011, 1:33 am MadZombie Post #31



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/me changes her host file to redirect facebook.com to 74.125.73.105

uncalled for bro



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Sep 17 2011, 2:49 am ubermctastic Post #32



Theres a "computer teacher" at my school. I have to endure 90 minutes of sitting in her room every day. Last week we learned about the different types of font, and how font can be changed. Today we took a quiz on what kind of fonts are useful for different things. I seriously think I learned more in a minute of kindergarden than I have in 10 days with this teacher.
She seems to think that there are people in the class that can't understand how to use microsoft word.Are you kidding me? If there's anyone doing bad in that class they aren't trying because it's a freaking joke. What's even more pathetic is the fact that she actually takes her job seriously.
I'm almost 100% certain the only reason she teaches this class is because she has tenure, and they need her to do something that doesn't require any kind of knowledge of anything. I would say she bought a fake degree on the internet, but I'm pretty sure her's is from the 70's.



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Sep 17 2011, 2:55 am ClansAreForGays Post #33



Stupid computer teachers really make me rage more than anything. Even more than anything religion/politics related. Maybe that's something we can all come together on...

I bet if the useless computer teachers (90% of them) were replaced with someone that knows about computers and has a real passion for them, then we could solve the education crisis (in America).




Sep 17 2011, 7:56 am Riney Post #34

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Quote from name:K_A
Theres a "computer teacher" at my school. I have to endure 90 minutes of sitting in her room every day. Last week we learned about the different types of font, and how font can be changed. Today we took a quiz on what kind of fonts are useful for different things. I seriously think I learned more in a minute of kindergarden than I have in 10 days with this teacher.
She seems to think that there are people in the class that can't understand how to use microsoft word.Are you kidding me? If there's anyone doing bad in that class they aren't trying because it's a freaking joke. What's even more pathetic is the fact that she actually takes her job seriously.
I'm almost 100% certain the only reason she teaches this class is because she has tenure, and they need her to do something that doesn't require any kind of knowledge of anything. I would say she bought a fake degree on the internet, but I'm pretty sure her's is from the 70's.

Sounds like every computer class Ive been to in my life that wasnt specifically for my major. Herp this is a font. Herp this is Microsoft Word. Herp you should use word because it has Word in it and its a Word Processor. Herp our minds are owned by microsoft's office suite and forces us to never think outside the box to IDK Open Office. Herp if you dont have Microsoft Office youre useless.

I could herp more, but Im sure everyone else would have to rant about it more as well.



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Sep 17 2011, 8:06 am Oh_Man Post #35

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I recently changed from M word to Open Office... and it screwed up all my formatting. -.-




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/me changes her host file to redirect facebook.com to 74.125.73.105

uncalled for bro
It shouldn't be necessary to go there in the first place.



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Sep 17 2011, 1:00 pm lil-Inferno Post #37

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Quote from name:K_A
Theres a "computer teacher" at my school. I have to endure 90 minutes of sitting in her room every day. Last week we learned about the different types of font, and how font can be changed. Today we took a quiz on what kind of fonts are useful for different things. I seriously think I learned more in a minute of kindergarden than I have in 10 days with this teacher.
She seems to think that there are people in the class that can't understand how to use microsoft word.Are you kidding me? If there's anyone doing bad in that class they aren't trying because it's a freaking joke. What's even more pathetic is the fact that she actually takes her job seriously.
I'm almost 100% certain the only reason she teaches this class is because she has tenure, and they need her to do something that doesn't require any kind of knowledge of anything. I would say she bought a fake degree on the internet, but I'm pretty sure her's is from the 70's.
This.

"Okay class, today we are going to learn how to make a new slide in Powerpoint!"



Fuck everything about mandatory computer classes.




Sep 17 2011, 4:39 pm Sacrieur Post #38

Still Napping

Quote from Oh_Man
I recently changed from M word to Open Office... and it screwed up all my formatting. -.-

That's because they're teaching you procedures and not the basic information they should be teaching you, like why the items under file are put under file.



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Sep 17 2011, 6:06 pm Riney Post #39

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Though, I always do enjoy showing up teachers in computer classes, showing OBVIOUS SHORTCUTS, or hotkeys that make them look like an ass.

Its funny when they have to redo their next test because everyone knows suddenly better methods :awesome:



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Sep 17 2011, 6:07 pm UnholyUrine Post #40



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CLIENT: “The site looks awesome, but the links aren’t all the same color.”

ME: “They should be…”

CLIENT: “Nope. Three of the 4 links are a light blue, and the last one is a dark blue… You need to fix this right away.”

ME: “OK. Can you click on the fourth one for me?”

CLIENT: “Wow, how’d you do that so quickly! They’re all the same color now! That’s amazing!”

She had already visited the other links before calling me. After another half hour of trying to explain the different states of the links, I ended up just changing them so they’re always the same color despite rollover or visited links… Just easier that way, sigh.

Lawls!!

My urge to kill is from my Grandmother who insists she needs a computer, but don't even use it for its main use.. She plugs the monitor into her TV device and watches it as TV, and says she's using the computer. Last time I checked, she didn't even have anti-virus on that piece of crap!



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