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Best/Wierdest way to die? (List @ 12 Ways)

Apr 12 2011, 1:13 am
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Tempz

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Apr 12 2011, 1:13 am

Tempz Post #1

Do not attempt anything you are about to read

12)Death by Volcano

Empedocles killed himself by throwing himself into a valcano, it isn't explained in the excerpt but they found his sandal proving hes not immortal.

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11)Death By Alcohol

Swim and drink a pool of vodka while your in it then drowning in it. Optional ; light yourself on fire afterward turning you into freeze dried snack for the animals who happen to walk by.

10)Death By Music

Listen to 102.1 til your head explodes, (on the weekend i was bored looking for a radio to listen to) I found this toronto radio and its station quite epic

9)Death by World Of Warcraft

News Article 1, News Article 2Someone on warcraft played the game for several consecutive days and died for obvious reasons. Also similar was when a Chinese child played wow and jumped out of building, I'd assume that the child wanted to be like his wow character and respawn 0_o? (Don't Try)

8)Suicide Bomber

This may sound more lucrative if you somehow kill someone you hate or someone who is truly evil epically if you get 60 virgins

7)Grandfather Paradox

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Death by Grandfather Paradox

Death by traveling back in time and killing your biological grandfather

6)Death by fugu fish

Eating this delacy is way worth having a chance of dying, its taste has a tingling sensation to it and trust me its way worth it

5)Autoerotic Asphyxia

Erotic Asphyxiation or Autoerotic Asphyxia is when you die from choking your self while engaging in a sexual act

4) Death by laughter

Death caused by cardiac arrest of over excretion of the respiratory and cardiac systems is quite enjoyable but is very unlikley
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter

3)Death by overeating

Imagine it having a tub of your favorite food and eating until your stomach explodes

2)Death by killer orgasm

This is when you strangle yourself (Has to quick and swift) it causes you to have an erection or even ejaculate

1)Death by snu snu

Having sex until you die, it will make your dick implode

Post has been edited 22 time(s), last time on Jul 21 2011, 2:36 am by Tempz.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:18 am

TiKels Post #2

I ask the same question all the time to ppl irl, for the lulz.

Being stung by bees while on fire with your lungs filled with water.

Fucking remembered forever.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:21 am

poison_us Post #3

Back* from the grave

The same way I lived. Slowly and mercilessly, ignoring the screaming anguish of what remains of my tortuous life.

/wrists

Apr 12 2011, 1:22 am

Dem0n Post #4

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Death by laughter would actually hurt like hell. I saw it on "1000 Ways To Die." You basically laugh until your heart dies of exhaustion because it'll be pumping blood like crazy for way too long.

Apr 12 2011, 1:22 am

Neki Post #5

not sure how death by spontaneous combustion is not on there.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:23 am

poison_us Post #6

Back* from the grave

I'll show you the most painful way to die if you don't start writing a damn mafia post :ermm:

@Dem0n.

Apr 12 2011, 1:23 am

Tempz Post #7

Well it all depends on how long your laughter is excreted for...

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Apr 12 2011, 1:23 am

Excalibur Post #8

The sword and the faith

The best way to die is quickly and while you're still young. I never want to become old and out of touch with things, that is a fate far worse than death.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:24 am

Voyager7456 Post #9

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

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Well it all depends on how long your laughter is excreted for...

Apr 12 2011, 1:25 am

Tempz Post #10

Death by spontaneous combustion works by igniting and/or pressurizing gas in the body, its more of cool way than a good way.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:26 am

Vrael Post #11

When I was 7 I told my teacher I'd fly a spaceship into a blackhole for research purposes. I plan on keeping my word.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:26 am

Neki Post #12

Yes Ex, we know that you want to die young. That doesn't explain how you'll die though, like would you prefer to be bludgeoned to death by the love of Kame, or would you prefer the slow painful wrath of payne's inadequate english killing you? Or perhaps the brute force of NudeRaider's hard-line moderation? Or to be poisoned by the trolling of poison_us? Or the complex ramblings of Vrael to lull you into a deep sleep that you would never wake from? Or dying from waiting for the promises of epic maps made by Tuxedo so many times? Life is all about choices, and it doesn't matter when you die, it's how you die.

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Apr 12 2011, 1:27 am

poison_us Post #13

Back* from the grave

Combustion --> burning shit, usually explosively. I'd take out the second part Tempz :awesome:

Apr 12 2011, 1:28 am

Tempz Post #14

Well its a little bit of the both that helps the process

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Apr 12 2011, 1:28 am

Voyager7456 Post #15

Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast

PS - after a long and productive life, in my sleep, surrounded by loved ones.

Fuck y'all edgy motherfuckers.

Apr 12 2011, 1:30 am

MadZombie Post #16

Death by brazen bull

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Apr 12 2011, 1:32 am

OlimarandLouie Post #17

Death by Grandfather Paradox

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Apr 12 2011, 1:37 am

poison_us Post #18

Back* from the grave

Fun fact: I believe time travel is inherently impossible because of the above link. If you go back in time to do something, it would have already been done, removing the need to go back in time. Removing the need removes the deed, thus you don't go back, and then the deed is back. Thus, you'd need to go back... repeat ad nauseum.

Apr 12 2011, 1:41 am

Tempz Post #19

If you do time travel there is a paradox corrector, this means sometimes time will start to skip and slow down but this difference is very un-noticable,

Time is like a river and change its path would be draining the river or lake

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Apr 12 2011, 1:45 am

Aristocrat Post #20

>>QUALITY THREAD<<
(How did we get derailed to a discussion on time travel...)

The best way to die would be to die painlessly and quickly at a time you had planned, so you have sufficient time prior to death to clear out all untied ends and responsibilities.

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