We have no say in the slimy, horrific way we come into this world, but we are definitely interested in steering ourselves away from a demise that would make us look like a complete dipstick.

I would have to say, memorably overwrought.
e.g.: A gasoline truck crashing into a propane tank.

Get a little blurb in the paper. Maybe even go down in history. It is a little known fact that, unless you are blown to pieces, everybody poops their pants when they croak. This is why my second choice would have to be 'on the toilet'.

And leaving them here alone to rot in this hell wondering if there is a heaven and if both of you make it?

Nah

I was hoping that more people would post more poetic things about life and death and some crazy deaths

snu Snu

Erotic Asphyxiation. <--- funny to watch. Sounds like a nasty blowjob.

Who said anything about blow-

Your mom, JK

Idk, that's just what it sounds like Dot Dotdot

If I were to think 'Erotic Asphyxiation' sounded like anything other than it is, I would like to think it was 'to get your fix' of obscure erotic activity. -And, by 'obscure', I mean choking while you were choking. -And, by... Well, I done.

I was watching "1000 Ways to Die" and one of the things was about a lesbian couple. One of them was wearing candy lingerie (hard candy attached by strings), and the other one was biting it off. The girl who was biting it off bit off the string and candy flew down her throat and she choked to death.

In a threesome on my hundredth birthday.

Would your parts even still be functional by then?

If he exercised them regularly than sure ;O
But i have to admit it is a pretty epic way to go epically if they are hybrids <3
One of the girls for me has to be half Asian half Brazilian.

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Crashing a Carrier into the overmind.

You win.

I met one last weekend.

Their pretty rare though