Win!
Norm doesn't know how to choose women, don't listen to him.
Do not do. This is a terrible idea. Telling her that you love her after the first date is definitely coming on too strong, awkward, and likely a lie, anyway. How well/long do/have you know(n) this girl?

love on the first date? expect to be friend zoned.

That being said, you should do it.

Oops, true that. I probably forgot he was "underaged" and it was also his first date.
I guess I forgot to mention it wasn't my first date with this gurl either.

Oh shi-! That's why!

Seriously, I always am stuck in the friend-zone...

If you feel compelled to use the word "love" at any point during the night, just kill yourself right then and there.

While you're picking her up, run up to her to greet her as cheerfully/naturally as you can.
When you're a little bit closer than your height's length away from her, trip and fall on top of her.
->If she is wearing a skirt, land your face just beneath it's opening.
-->Else, accidentally land your hand on her left breast as you fall.
Be embarrassed to Hell and apologize.

Proceed with awkward car trip and try to revive the mood of the night with some small talk.

Upon reaching the theatre, offer to buy some food and drink.
->Buy something regardless of whether or not she takes you up on the offer; for yourself. (During the movie, this will play to your advantage.)

After the movie, ask how she found the movie.
->If she found it nice, send her off with "I hope you had fun" and cheerfulness.
If you wish, ask "Wanna do something again later?"
-->Else, ask her if she had fun or not.

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Profit!

You people are all terrible at giving love advice. Lol, it's terrible. I should write a guide on it and it'll get stickied and there won't be anymore advice topics

Step 1: Did you pour water on it?
No
Instruction: Pour water on it!

that's how I'd imagine any guide written by a member of SEN would go. A matter of fact, I ripped that off from my new favorite forum. <3 They're bigger jerks than me.

Please proceed.

Your ego certainly reeks.

Are you insinuating that ALL advice posted thus far is terrible?

My ego smells faintly of daisies and is larger than an omeglisk.

Okay, your post is alright, but it's not much. Seriously, fall on her tits? Have fun getting slapped.

LOL I LOVE THIS THREAD.

Because not all girls are the same we couldn't possible tell you what to do. What we CAN tell you is what NOT to do. If you have any specific questions and concerns ask them and we will tell you what we think from our experiences but I think "guys I'm going to be with a girl. wat do." is too broad and we'd be giving you advice for THIS situation when you are going to come face to face with THAT situation. This is something you should be asking your personal friends or at least someone who has some sort of slight clue as to who this girl is.



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Heart != penis.

I fail to see the significance of that?

Always sound advice.



Get something to eat after the movie. Hopefully your movie theater isn't in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere and there's a place nearby. Since you'll be walking and all.

Be engaging. The movie will provide a conversation starter at least. Just let things go from there. Don't plan too heavily or act differently. That'll end badly.

And don't worry too much about being nervous, if she likes you, she'll probably find it endearing.

I have never once been on a date, but even I know a few things. The whole point of a date is for you and her to grow closer, get to know each other better. How do you do that? Communication! Most of it'll be done through conversation, and there'll be some body language, too. Yeah, dates are generally romantic, but a lot of the time'll be spent acting more like friends. So just, well, hang out. Talk.

Erm.. guys.. I think by now Olimar has went to the movie, impressed the girl, and got laid by now.
so... plz.

Considering the date is still four days away...

Who knows, she might be one of those conserved girls that are feisty in bed. You never know these RTS chicks...

Please give us a play-by-play review of the night that is to come.

Don't try to be a nice guy, but don't be a total dick, okay, there are certainly basic etiquettes you need to follow, however, if you try to be totally polite and she's always right, etc. etc, she's not going to be excited and you will be dropped. As cliche as it sounds, this date should be for YOU to have fun, she's just along for the ride, and the moment that you try to focus on her, she's going to get bored. I know from experience that when I go on a date for my own entertainment, and not for the entertainment of the girl, I end up going a lot further with her(relationship-wise, not physically you perverts).

If you should go further, then sure, there's always time for the nice-guy, girls don't really like ass holes, they're just amusing and exciting, you need to have a good mixture, be courteous, yet manly at the same time, you're the boss. Above all else, don't worry about her having a good time, don't worry about making the move, just be there to have fun yourself.