You continue to GTL. Dem women can wait.


SWAG SCORE: 7

Put on some fresh kicks and a fresh Ed Hardy shirt. Keep that swag crisp.

You kiss your biceps, pull on an Ed Hardy shirt and some fresh kicks. Damn you're fine. You thug walk across campus, knowing that the girls be tripping over you as you pass. You don't even give them a second look. You knock on the chick's door and wait for a response. Luckily for you this is a women's only dorm, and her next door neighbor's door was open while she did calisthenics. It must be your lucky day. The door opens to Laura's room - she is wearing a pair of pajama shorts and tank top. She motions you in. She definitely wants you.

SWAG SCORE: 8

Uhhhhh, wait a second! What's in our inventory!?!? We might need a L5 item for this situation, like +10 Drunkenness Vladimir Vodka or something!

You have your wallet, dorm key and iphone in your inventory.

SWAG SCORE: 8

Show off the $8.35 you have in your wallet.

"Baby you got a way for me to spend all this cash?" You ask throwing it at her. She giggles like a bimbo.

SWAG SCORE: 8

This is the right moment. Remove shirt to reveal your overly petite frame.

You remove your shirt and she is all over you. Congratulations, you have made it with the loosest girl in school. It will burn next time you pee.

SWAG SCORE: 8

The truest sign of success!

Revel in your success. Do your best not to cry.

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You leave her while she's sleeping and go to the quad. It is late at night now, but you figure someone will be around to see your walk of success. Just in case you update your facebook with "Heeeeyyy just made it with Laura" making sure to tag her in your status.

Wtf, this needed about another sixteen paragraphs of detail.

F this I'm out!!

Only for paying customers.

And none dickholes of characters.

This RP makes me feel dirty. I feel like I'm betraying some sort of sisterhood oath. No worries though, this is a night our young Swaggermeister will remember for years to come...

I fucking LOVE THIS THREAD

Mentally go over all available options to get more $

Having no discernable skills or experience, and also not wanting to mess up your GTL schedule, you realize you don't have any way to make money. You do have rich grandparents who are always around to mooch off of. You called them four days ago - in order to make $20.00 you'll have to call and talk to them for an hour. There are always other options, of course, such as seeking full time employment in the student center - but who needs a job when you've got swag?

SWAG SCORE: 8

Go to your grandparents' place at 2 AM, break in, head to their bedroom, and take their purse and wallet without waking them up.

YOLO.

You can pass the time until then on Facebook. Take a pic of yourself in front of the mirror with your pants down and your shirt pulled up with your free hand to show off your torso. Make it your profile pic.

In addition to the above, wear sunglasses in the picture. Make the description "#swag #yolo #yoloswag".

This would be x800 better we made a real FB account for Rob

While you are packing your bags you remember that your grandparents live nearly 1,000 miles from campus. Do you still make the trip? In order to get there, you'd have to walk or else hitch hike.

In the meantime you've noticed that your two closest bros, Aaron and Josh, have both liked your status about making it with Laura.

SWAG SCORE: 9

Fuck that, call the G parents and talk to them for an hour. Any bro that makes 20 bucks an hour is doin good yo, fuckin' student jobs pay minimum wage shit