You blast Chris Brown on Quinn's iPod loud enough that both of you to listen to it...and also half the train taking you to the mall. People try to avoid sitting next to you two. You arrive at the correct stop that is only two blocks from the mall. If you go the opposite direction for two blocks you'll pass your douchey ex's apartment.
SWAG SCORE: 7

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 13 2013, 12:16 am by Fire_Kame.

When you get to the mall, go to the bathroom and take 35 pics of yourself with your smartphone in the mirror. Pee if you have to.

Ensure you are making duck lips in the pictures.

Peace signs as well.

Don't forget to instagram! People need to see this.

You should make some 6 second videos of yourself frolicking in the bathroom with that new Vine thing everyone's tweeting about.

Go into the nearest Footlocker, take pictures of $300 Nikes, and post them on Instagram with the hashtags #swag #fresh #gucci #swerve.

Use your smartphone to update this topic on staredit.net.

gucci?

You take several pictures of yourself in the girl's bathroom holding up a peace sign and pursing your lips together like a duck. You immediately post them on facebook using instagram with the caption: "at the mall with my grrrlll Quinn! #YOLO"
SWAG SCORE: 8

If someone is taking a dump or otherwise, kick open the stall because you've got swag.

No one is in the bathroom with you.

SWAG SCORE: 8

Take a quick dump, take a photo of it for MySpace.

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 12 2013, 8:34 pm by lil-Inferno.

Ignore this and go back to Quinn and continue perusing the mall.

Keep an eye out for the next swag opportunity.

Also complain loudly not caring about everyone else in the mall hearing about how you wonder where B-dubs or whoever the hell you're supposed to be meeting hasn't found you yet.

You come out and find Quinn, complaining loudly that E-ffect hasn't shown up yet. Quinn agrees with you and starts complaining about E-ffect's shoes. What a scrub.

You notice that there is a sale going on at your favorite clothing store, Swagz.
SWAG SCORE: 8

Not enough people are noticing you. Be even more loud as you excitedly get in on that sale.

Quinn is sympathetically nodding as you complain loudly but is otherwise focused on her phone, updating her facebook status. When you see Swagz you pull her arm roughly, almost causing her to fall back into the people walking behind you. You both giggle and complain loudly about how one of you could've tripped and died before you realize that you are right outside the store.

You push your way through the crowd of varying levels of swag around you, including many posers. You are screaming to each other in an excited mix of expletives and filler words about how much you want the clothes. People notice you, but as you are in a swag-eat-swag den you realize that your swag alone cannot overpower the collective swag of everyone else.

SWAG SCORE: 9

Buy the most expensive shirt you can afford.

#YOLOSWAG

You pick up a nearly see through white shirt that says #SWAG on it and a hoodie. The cashier tells you that it is $215, but you only brought $200 with you. Maybe Quinn will loan you some money.

SWAG SCORE: 9

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Feb 13 2013, 12:10 am by Fire_Kame.