Come on, Kame, he was clearly making an ironic joke, which you obviously didn't catch. Ms. Lowbrow, humor is something that is different between each individual, though most people have agreements upon what is humor and what is not. Even the thought of a college offering a "Humor" major makes him laugh, because two people will never agree on every single aspect of what is humor and what is not.
Duh.
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SEN: You have two cows. One of them is dead, and the other is well past its prime.
You decide to host a Mafia game.
SEN: You have two cows. One of them is dead, and the other is well past its prime.
SC2Mapster: You have no cows. You buy five cows from a mega-cow outlet mall.
SEN: Two cows are passed down to you. One runs away to another pasture, while you promise to tend to the remaining cow. You do some minor grooming on the remaining cow, but are willingly distracted by anything else that can distract you. That remaining cow becomes sick, so you hire a doctor to tend to it constantly. The doctor realizes that your grooming may have messed it up, and it would take a lot of time and effort to fix. You do not care, and continue to be distracted. The doctor tries to paint the cow to make it look all pretty-like, masking the inherent flaws, but everyone knows the cow is still sick when the doctor tries to show it off. Word spreads that there is a new cow on a neighboring farm, and the doctor (with the help of a dashing farmhand) tries to make the remaining cow as similar to the neighboring cow as possible to attract the same attention. It is no use, the remaining cow is still sick, old and full of mysql errors. The remaining cow produces a pint of milk every 3 years.
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SEN: You have two cows. One of them is dead, and the other is well past its prime.
SC2Mapster: You have no cows. You buy five cows from a mega-cow outlet mall.
Kame: You have two cows. One constantly trolls, while the other is a legit accountant that is not to be messed with.That's the best you got? At the very least:
Kame: You have no cows. You are the cow.
SEN: Two cows are passed down to you. One runs away to another pasture, while you promise to tend to the remaining cow. You do some minor grooming on the remaining cow, but are willingly distracted by anything else that can distract you. That remaining cow becomes sick, so you hire a doctor to tend to it constantly. The doctor realizes that your grooming may have messed it up, and it would take a lot of time and effort to fix. You do not care, and continue to be distracted. The doctor tries to paint the cow to make it look all pretty-like, masking the inherent flaws, but everyone knows the cow is still sick when the doctor tries to show it off. Word spreads that there is a new cow on a neighboring farm, and the doctor (with the help of a dashing farmhand) tries to make the remaining cow as similar to the neighboring cow as possible to attract the same attention. It is no use, the remaining cow is still sick, old and full of mysql errors. The remaining cow produces a pint of milk every 3 years.
Also,
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I wouldn't say the owner is missing, just unwilling to deal with the cow's issues.
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SEN: Two cows are passed down to you. One runs away to another pasture, while you promise to tend to the remaining cow. You do some minor grooming on the remaining cow, but are willingly distracted by anything else that can distract you. That remaining cow becomes sick, so you hire a doctor to tend to it constantly. The doctor realizes that your grooming may have messed it up, and it would take a lot of time and effort to fix. You do not care, and continue to be distracted. The doctor tries to paint the cow to make it look all pretty-like, masking the inherent flaws, but everyone knows the cow is still sick when the doctor tries to show it off. Word spreads that there is a new cow on a neighboring farm, and the doctor (with the help of a dashing farmhand) tries to make the remaining cow as similar to the neighboring cow as possible to attract the same attention. It is no use, the remaining cow is still sick, old and full of mysql errors. The remaining cow produces a pint of milk every 3 years.
I has a sad now.
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Voyager: You have a flock of cows. Several disappear overtime for no known reason. Of the remaining cows, one runs around like a have crazed lunatic while the other desperately tries to contribute.
"x: You have two cows..." should have it's own thread.
None.
Though I think you're technically right, the "car" metaphors haven't really gone anywhere and were based on the cows thing so I think its alright. We could also change all of them to be about owning cars rather than cows, but it would still be the same thing.
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The Shoutbox: You have two cows. Three of them are named Echo.
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Voyager: You have a flock of cows. Several disappear overtime for no known reason. Of the remaining cows, one runs around like a have crazed lunatic while the other desperately tries to contribute.
Voyager: You have a flock of cows. They get lost in the desert, but it's OK, because 7 years of life away from home in hostile territory have no lasting effects. And if anything does go wrong, it'll be reset by next episode.
Half way through their journey, they find a mechanical cow with large udders.
Null: You have two cows. One is an ADHD child bent on having a constant stream of forum games, the other tells you to delete your system32 folder.
Wait wait...Im an ADHD person bent on playing a constant stream of forum games, and lingie visits 4chan a lot which tells you to delete your system32 folder..
This better not involve me ;o
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Null: Your cow is retarded.
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