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Dec 25 2016, 3:10 pm
By: Roy  

Dec 25 2016, 3:10 pm Roy Post #1

An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death

Merry Christmas!

On behalf of all of the staff members here at SEN, I wish you all a Merry Christmas, and in a week from today, a Happy New Year. I interviewed each of SEN's most prominent staff members to share their experiences of 2016.

Quote from DevliN

Q: Hey Devlin! How was your 2016?

A: [DevliN was not available for comment]
Quote from NudeRaider

Q: Hi Nude! What are your plans for Christmas?

A: Well, I mostly plan on browsing imgur and sharing links in the Shoutbox of the most Facebooky images I can find. Why'd you guys elect Donald Trump, anyway?

Q: Hey, I'm the one asking questions here!

A: What's the next question?

Q: Stop asking questions!
Quote from Devourer

Q: Hey Devourer! Another year under SEN v6: how do you feel?

A: SEN v6 is a disaster. If I had time, I would rewrite it.

Q: Really? Do you remember the days of MySQL deciding to go on vacation?

A: Sure, we've improved since v5, but nobody wants to touch the code base, and there are so many things I'd change if I had the time.

Q: Nobody wants to touch the code base?

A: Well, nobody that you guys want touching the code base.

Q: Uh... erm... well...
Quote from O)FaRTy1billion[MM]

Q: Hey Farty! What's your most memorable experience of 2016?

A: I'm still trying to figure out Windows 10. Why can't they just make an OS as good as XP was?

Q: XP is old!

A: Yeah.

Q: ...

A: ...

Q: Any 2017 resolutions?

A: 1080p.
Quote from Excalibur

Q: Excalibur! How's it going?

A: Good. I updated one of my old projects recently.

Q: Fun! What kind of project?

A: A map, of course. This is a mapping community, you know.

Q: What? People still play Brood War?

A: You know this is going on Portal News, right? Why are you bashing SC1 when it's what this site is all about?

Q: Oh, Excalibur, even if Brood War dies, the community shall live on! Right?

A: I'll be here until SEN's last breath, but when the players are gone, so is the community.

Q: What about SC2?

A: [Excalibur has left the channel]


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[07:42 pm]
Vrael -- aka do no work and schmooze some execs into a well paying job
[07:41 pm]
Vrael -- while I "get on my feet"
[07:41 pm]
Vrael -- yeah but you forgot - I went to MIT for a degree in Medieval Shakespearean Poetry, obviously my parents have an income of about $500,000, so mommy and daddy can easily pay for my 3-bedroom-suite $4000/month apartment conveniently located while I work for free
[07:19 pm]
NudeRaider -- no income for 3 months is pretty tough
[07:04 pm]
Vrael -- That doesn't bother me, because I'm only going to work there for about 3 months and then take another offer now that I have irrelevant experience
[07:03 pm]
Vrael -- wow that's an amazing package, when can I start?
[06:53 pm]
jjf28 -- if you think that impression of me yelling HIRED will get you the job... then you're right, but there's no pay for the first 90 trial years, and there's no days off
[01:28 pm]
Vrael -- "HIRED"
[01:27 pm]
Vrael -- Also, in case I forgot to mention it, I'd do some analytics on the Big Data in our analytics Data Lake where we'll analyze some Nano Data from the analytics database into some analytics which we'll analyze with analytics. Analytics.
[01:26 pm]
Vrael -- jjf28
jjf28 shouted: but how will you handle the backward overflow from the resulting upward revenue stream dynamics?
Oh that's a great question - here's what I'd do. As per Hamlet, the upward dynamics could be handled by an Othellan repertoire demanding on-change systematization of the vertical integration. Instead, we'll take the backward overflow into a horizontal integration using market analytics, resulting in efficiency increases.
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