In congressional district 1, the election became defunct as one of the candidates, Raccoon, suddenly dropped out of the race. No comment was made.

"I'll be back, SENator," remarked the defeated candidate of congressional district 2. "OlimarandLouie, your reign will be terminated... at the next election," vowed the defeated politician in sunglasses.

Senator Raitaki confidently walked up to the stage to make his victory speech in district 3. Three hundred formally dressed men and women sat impatiently in the audience.
"I'd like to thank the academy," Raitaki said as a tear rolled down his cheek.

In district 4, a Khazakhstanian immigrant triumphed over the French candidate, Napoleon, in a landslide election.
"Eez nice!" shouted Senator Borat during his victory speech.
"Eez nice!" responded the crowd outside the local town hall.

"Community, identity, stability!" declared Senator Fire_Kame, as the cheering crowd flooded the stadium floor in district 5. "Not that I specifically endorse stability or anything." She grinned a wide grin, not unlike the man who lived underneath a nearby bridge.

Cameras flashed as Azrael.Wrath and poison_us, the first senators from districts 6 and 7, respectively, shook hands and smiled before a group of reporters.
"Working together, despite our differences, will bring prosperity to our nation," pledged senator Wrath.

"The people of district 8 have spoken!" TiKels declared. "It is time for a new world... a better world... a Senner world!" Senator TiKels pounded his fist on the podium as the crowd cheered.

Thanks to a series of extensive campaigns, Lanthanide defeated the opposition candidate of district 9, Eugene Debs, with a 58% vote in Lanthanide's favor.
"It also helped that Debs was not alive to actually campaign," remarked Lanthanide's press secretary.

In district 10, Senator Echo defeated expected winner, V. Dweller.
"Dweller was the 'chosen one,'" Beth Arroyo explained. "He had a mandate from the elders, but I guess the youth don't respect the wisest men and women in our village anymore."

After several months of planting trees, payne was surprised to have been elected as a write-in candidate for district 11.
was his only comment.

FaRTy1billion claimed victor in district 12 amidst chaos at some of the ballot boxes.
"I don't know what they were rioting about, but I'm glad that I won," Senator Farty1billion gazed out his living room window. His house was built on a mountainside, and he could see the fires twinkling like fallen stars down in the town situated in a nearby valley.
"And that's all I got to say about that."