Oh. I laugh in the faces of tough guys who talk shit. I love training MMA. ... should mention, this hasn't resulted in a fight yet. Might actually be a viable deterrent or I might just have that scrappy look.

Not sure if that counts as evil, but BiO's post reminded me of it.

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Evil is infanticide and world dominance, not any of this petty bullshit.

I've forced three children to squat 450lbs to death, if that counts farty.

FaZ - There's just something about knowing you can while they try to act hard, isn't it? It's great.

Umm, I'm actually pure evil, so I'm gonna say one of the few good things I do.

I have a soft spot for bunnies. I feed them carrots sometimes.

It's true, everyone knows that evil people have a weakness for small adorable animals.

I move things around in the house secretly so people never know where their stuff is and they think they've misplaced it. Bwuahahaha!

I've never done anything that I would consider "evil". I have been rude, sarcastic, ruthless and violent, but never evil.

I strongly agree with Centreri here. Matching the speed of the guy passing you is far more assholic than the act of a guy passing you (which doesn't actually inconvenience you or at least very rarely does) and only serves to propagate more road assholary. Unforgivable.

My only evil is in manipulating people. And I regularly lie to save myself from lengthy explanations.

God, you'd kill me.

Like:

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For once I agree with poison. This thread is about asshole things we do...

Yes.

Not really, I'm just making a witty example.

Yeah, I suppose "evil" wasn't the right word to use. I guess "asshole," or douchebaggery would be the more appropriate term for this thread.

For instance in my OP, my last three examples could be construed as more like "fucking" around with friends/people whereas the first two are probably the only legitimate asshole-ish qualities.

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Actually I remembered something.

My youngest brother's fish died (he'd had it one day so I figured there couldn't be any emotional attachment) and it was called Caesar.

I kept making horrible jokes about Caesar Salad and Julius Caesar and he started raging about it. I then got one of those Talkboy tape recorders (like in Home Alone 2) that we had lying around and recorded one of our little exchanges, then slowed it down and kept playing it back to him.

Bwahahahaha

Well I guess this wouldn't be a thread about evil things if people didn't insist on being assholes on the road, lol. But seriously, this is one of the reasons why car accidents happen so often. >.>

Jeez guys...you're really taking incidents where both cars are going slow enough to be controlled and turning it into playing chicken. This topic was the worst idea ever.

I frequently feign ignorance of others' intended messages or of the causes of communication issues in an attempt to force said others to be "right" on their own, to think, or similar reasons, often in mildly inappropriate situations.
Example: Pretending not to know that someone is referring to a website that I am familiar with, because the name by which they referred to it with is incorrect.

Which gives me an idea:

1) Install a super-powerful electromagnet in the side of your car.

2) Pull up so you're side by side a motorcycle.

3) Hilarity ensues.

So you're just acting dumb because they used the wrong word to describe something?

And similar such things, yes.

It irritates a lot of people. And leads to the death of a lot of conversations.

When people are trying to mess with me I'm becoming patronizing/arrogant, sarcastic or pragmatic, which is usually not helping the issue.

guilty