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Time: Apr 12 2011, 1:13 am

Post #1     Tempz Apr 12 2011, 1:13 am

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12)Death by Volcano
Empedocles killed himself by throwing himself into a valcano, it isn't explained in the excerpt but they found his sandal proving hes not immortal.

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11)Death By Alcohol
Swim and drink a pool of vodka while your in it then drowning in it. Optional ; light yourself on fire afterward turning you into freeze dried snack for the animals who happen to walk by.


10)Death By Music
Listen to 102.1 til your head explodes, (on the weekend i was bored looking for a radio to listen to) I found this toronto radio and its station quite epic :) .
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9)Death by World Of Warcraft
News Article 1, News Article 2Someone on warcraft played the game for several consecutive days and died for obvious reasons. Also similar was when a Chinese child played wow and jumped out of building, I'd assume that the child wanted to be like his wow character and respawn 0_o? (Don't Try)


8)Suicide Bomber
This may sound more lucrative if you somehow kill someone you hate or someone who is truly evil epically if you get 60 virgins :) .


7)Grandfather Paradox
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Death by Grandfather Paradox
Death by traveling back in time and killing your biological grandfather

6)Death by fugu fish
Eating this delacy is way worth having a chance of dying, its taste has a tingling sensation to it and trust me its way worth it


5)Autoerotic Asphyxia
Erotic Asphyxiation or Autoerotic Asphyxia is when you die from choking your self while engaging in a sexual act

4) Death by laughter
Death caused by cardiac arrest of over excretion of the respiratory and cardiac systems is quite enjoyable but is very unlikley
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_from_laughter


3)Death by overeating
Imagine it having a tub of your favorite food and eating until your stomach explodes


2)Death by killer orgasm
This is when you strangle yourself (Has to quick and swift) it causes you to have an erection or even ejaculate


1)Death by snu snu
Having sex until you die, it will make your dick implode
This post was edited 22 times, last edit by Tempz: Jul 21 2011, 2:36 am.

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Post #2     TiKels Apr 12 2011, 1:18 am

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I ask the same question all the time to ppl irl, for the lulz.

Being stung by bees while on fire with your lungs filled with water.

Fucking remembered forever.

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Post #3     poison_us Apr 12 2011, 1:21 am

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The same way I lived. Slowly and mercilessly, ignoring the screaming anguish of what remains of my tortuous life.

/wrists

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Post #4     Dem0n Apr 12 2011, 1:22 am

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Death by laughter would actually hurt like hell. I saw it on "1000 Ways To Die." You basically laugh until your heart dies of exhaustion because it'll be pumping blood like crazy for way too long.

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Post #5     Neki Apr 12 2011, 1:22 am

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not sure how death by spontaneous combustion is not on there.

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Post #6     poison_us Apr 12 2011, 1:23 am

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I'll show you the most painful way to die if you don't start writing a damn mafia post :ermm: @Dem0n.

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Post #7     Tempz Apr 12 2011, 1:23 am

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Well it all depends on how long your laughter is excreted for...

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Post #8     Excalibur Apr 12 2011, 1:23 am

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The best way to die is quickly and while you're still young. I never want to become old and out of touch with things, that is a fate far worse than death.

Is it in you now?
To watch the things you gave your life to broken
And stoop and build them up with worn out tools
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Post #9     MC²Voyager7456 Apr 12 2011, 1:24 am

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Well it all depends on how long your laughter is excreted for...
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Post #10     Tempz Apr 12 2011, 1:25 am

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Death by spontaneous combustion works by igniting and/or pressurizing gas in the body, its more of cool way than a good way.

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Post #11     Vrael Apr 12 2011, 1:26 am

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When I was 7 I told my teacher I'd fly a spaceship into a blackhole for research purposes. I plan on keeping my word.

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Post #12     Neki Apr 12 2011, 1:26 am

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Yes Ex, we know that you want to die young. That doesn't explain how you'll die though, like would you prefer to be bludgeoned to death by the love of Kame, or would you prefer the slow painful wrath of payne's inadequate english killing you? Or perhaps the brute force of NudeRaider's hard-line moderation? Or to be poisoned by the trolling of poison_us? Or the complex ramblings of Vrael to lull you into a deep sleep that you would never wake from? Or dying from waiting for the promises of epic maps made by Tuxedo so many times? Life is all about choices, and it doesn't matter when you die, it's how you die.
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Post #13     poison_us Apr 12 2011, 1:27 am

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Combustion --> burning shit, usually explosively. I'd take out the second part Tempz :awesome:

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Post #14     Tempz Apr 12 2011, 1:28 am

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Well its a little bit of the both that helps the process

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Post #15     MC²Voyager7456 Apr 12 2011, 1:28 am

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PS - after a long and productive life, in my sleep, surrounded by loved ones.

Fuck y'all edgy motherfuckers.

Grayza: You are so self-righteous! I have used all my skills, all my resources, for one perfect chance at peace. And because of you, it is gone! And I am...
Crichton: Frelled? Screwed? Raped? Welcome to the universe, Commandant.
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Post #16     MadZombie! Apr 12 2011, 1:30 am

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Death by brazen bull

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Post #17     OlimarandLouie Apr 12 2011, 1:32 am

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Death by Grandfather Paradox

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Post #18     poison_us Apr 12 2011, 1:37 am

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Fun fact: I believe time travel is inherently impossible because of the above link. If you go back in time to do something, it would have already been done, removing the need to go back in time. Removing the need removes the deed, thus you don't go back, and then the deed is back. Thus, you'd need to go back... repeat ad nauseum.

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Post #19     Tempz Apr 12 2011, 1:41 am

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If you do time travel there is a paradox corrector, this means sometimes time will start to skip and slow down but this difference is very un-noticable,

Time is like a river and change its path would be draining the river or lake

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Post #20     HCM™Aristocrat Apr 12 2011, 1:45 am

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(How did we get derailed to a discussion on time travel...)

The best way to die would be to die painlessly and quickly at a time you had planned, so you have sufficient time prior to death to clear out all untied ends and responsibilities.

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