Coca-cola was invented because Mariani Wine was prohibited.

When my little brother takes a Shop-Rite brand vitamin, he gets red blotches all over his body. Not sure if hes allergic or it's from something in them that causes it.

When you take protein shakes mixed with water, it absorbs faster but its not as efficient. Mixing it with milk takes more time to digest but you get more protein.

Taking cottage cheese after working out and just before sleep is good for you because of special protein.

If you eat 2 bags of skittles and drink monster energy, then touch yourself, you get an instant orgasm which lasts forever and you can feel how girls feel when they orgasm! <- Run on.

If you swallow a piece of gum, it takes 7 years to digest because it sticks to your intestines, but you guys probably all knew that.

That is a old wives' tale. Total BS. I'm disappointed at The Magic School Bus for the expression of this ideal. Ms Frizz you failed me at knowledge!

Mrs. Frizz isn't real? Nooooooooooooooooo!! She failed to teach me I guess.

On-topic:
Sniffing bananas makes you lose weight, if that's a wierd food effect.

All of these are false. Except the asparagus thing.


Awesome.

Also Tuxlar, black liquorice is terrible. Red "liquorice" is where it's at.

Black licorice actually has some health benefits, believe it or not. But yeah, I don't especially like it either.

Real liquorice is good. You guys suck. Unless you're talking about like, black twizzlers. Those suck.

Black Twizzlers are real liquorice...

The almighty wiki speaketh!

Black Licorice is shyte.
Hmm, drinking coke rots your teeth, special acids in it just go straight through. [More so than normal softdrink, it's just as powerful with or without sugar]

Actually all soda rotts your teeth.
Eating anything citric or carbonated and then brushing your teeth damages your teeth. So don't think you can get rid of guilt from soda by brushing your teeth.
Citric as in oranges and lemon, so don't brush your teeths afterwards.

"More so than normal softdrink"
Softdrink aka Soda. [Americans say soda, we say Softdrink]

No, Americans say soda and softdrink. But theres nothing soft about soda. It hurts your throat if you swallow fast.

All sugars rot teeth, therefor all food rots teeth unless it has something that prevents the sugars from sticking.

Kiwi's have almost three times as many acidic compounds per gram than lemons. (Which is why they are not in many prepared desserts containing milk.)

Despite rising agriculture worldwide, food prices continue to climb. (Showing the effect of oil.)

What? What does carbonation have to do with rotting teeth? Were that true, exhaling would rot your teeth. And citric is not specific enough. It isn't anything citric, it is the citric acid. Any acid'll do it. Hell, I know someone whose saliva is acidic enough that it rots his teeth.

Eh. American's say soda, soda pop, pop, softdrink, or whatever else you can think of. I would list 'beverage', but that isn't specific. Oh, there is also fountain drinks and such.
How does soda hurt your throat? Maybe if it is really cold. That's why I like it a bit warm (but not too warm.)

Aso wtf are you all smoking? Black licorice == the best.

-Baleted-

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The carbonation. Especially sprite when you just gulp it down quickly. That's why no one can really chug soda.

Eating Capn Crunch Crunch Berries makes my crap green

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