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play an accordion... go to jail
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lol.
long ago a chemist told me that if you eat enough gummy bears, your intestines twist into knots, suck all the water from the rest of your body, and you experience terrible wracking cramps. then you die, unless you deluge your body with water. also, asparagus makes your piss stink. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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An Echo To Catch
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THats not a good sign for me...
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Omg got a title!
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Methylene blue makes you pee green/blue. Not really a food, but it can be eaten
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[=]:] Inc.
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Eating Garlic makes you smell really bad. It seeps out of your skin pores so it's like you sprayed garlic colonge.
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...Ham?
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I had alot to drink one day, but only got buzzed. It went away and I felt fine. About 20 minutes after I was off my buzz, I had a bottle of Squirt soda. 5 minutes later, I was puking my brains out.
To see if this was true and prove my girlfriend wrong, I repeated it. The same fucking thing happened. Don't ever drink Squirt after hard liquor! And yes, alcohol is a food imo. |
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[=]:] Inc.
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[=]:] Inc.
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If you eat celery, you end up losing calories instead of gaining from chewing it.
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[=]:] Inc.
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If you eat a lot of hot stuff, your nose starts running.
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Omg got a title!
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long ago a chemist told me that if you eat enough gummy bears, your intestines twist into knots, suck all the water from the rest of your body, and you experience terrible wracking cramps. then you die, unless you deluge your body with water. Probably caused by Osmosis. Eating a big ammount of sugar or salt would also produce similar effects. Btw, you can die from drinking too much water. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() _______________
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