Welcome to the game of Mao.
Opening SpeechLoyal subjects and expatriates, welcome to a fascinating game of Mao. It is my privilege as your Chairman to explain to you the concept of Mao, for it is simple: the Chairman is all knowing and seeing, but like a kind parent I will correct your misdeeds by assigning penalty points for every mistake you make. The rules are as follows:
1) The Chairman is always right.
2) As this is a forum game and there are no cards, all players will start with a set amount of points. Every post counts as a way to either lose or gain a point: correct posts will cause you to lose points, wrong posts will cause you to gain points.
3) What is "right" and "wrong" is up to you to discern from my penalties or rewards. Restated: the only rules I will tell you about what you can and cannot post are in this post.
4) I will say this only once: in order to play our game you must post in this thread. Any post will cause your hand to be dealt, and for you to be punished or rewarded accordingly for then on.
Well then. Without further ado.
The game of Mao has started.
Player : CardsChairman Kame: Undying
The Esteemed Raitaki: 35
Hero of the Public Tuxlar: 36 executedAzrael the Unfortunate: 9
Drugar Apos: 40
Friend of the People Devlin: 11
Most Benevolent Voyager: 9
Observer the Terrible: 11
Liberator for the People K_A: 23
The People's Faithful Servant FatalException: 10
Ahli the Righteous: 10
Glorious Riney: 10
Always True Poison: 27
Rive the Virtuous: 10
Lanthanide the Intrepid: 18
Wartime Hero Vrael: 11
Lightbringer WingZero: 21
Yeomen DemonSlayer: 19
Inferno the Zealot: 10
Soldier Tikels: 19
Post has been edited 56 time(s), last time on Oct 4 2011, 8:30 pm by Fire_Kame.
Considering it's Mao, I assume you already have a set list of rules which will not be modified for the duration of the game?
I order you to forgive yourself!
Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
What's funnier than cancer?
Most things, really.
A black and a mexican were in the back of a car. They were carpooling to work to save on gas.
An irishman, a chinaman and an American all walk into a bar. This is an excellent example of integrated community.
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: The police
B: The police who?
A: Ma'am, your son is dead.
John: knock knock
Nana: Who's there?
John: John!
Nana: John whooo?
John begins to cry as he realizes his Nana's Alzheimers has progressed to such a severity that she can no longer remember who he is.
A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
A man walks in to a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.
am i doin it rite?
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There are 26 errors in this post. I even put the rule in that if I found over 20 errors (penalties are stackable) then I would execute the player and they would not be allowed to return to the game, because I assumed only trolls would do it. You are executed. Have a very very very nice day.
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Failure to properly acknowledge a word with a double letter: +1 penalty point.
I do not understand this game, but I think I might enjoy it.
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Responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast
There are 26 errors in this post. I even put the rule in that if I found over 20 errors (penalties are stackable) then I would execute the player and they would not be allowed to return to the game, because I assumed only trolls would do it. You are executed. Have a very very very nice day.
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME I QUIT!
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Acknowledged. Go in peace.
Point of Interest: Due to requirements of game play, ie acknowledge posts, I will not keep track of points.
End point of interest.
I mean, screw pillars. Why the heck do they have to put stuff into pillars while building buildings. Pillars are unimportant, bulky and useless. If you don't mind, I think I'm gonna put these money that was supposed to be spent on pillar insides on sth more useful, like doubling it in a casino.
HEIL ECONOMICALLY EMPTY PILLARS.
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I do stuff and thingies... Try widening and reducing the number of small nooks and crannies to correct the problem.
Coincidence brought me to this vast place.
It appeared to be kind and tempting at start. But then...
I've seen the horror with my own eyes as a sartorially dressed veteran lost his soul like a crystalline sphere falling apart into countless pieces.
Truly a great evil lurks within this thread trying to confuse and terrify everybody who enters its realm.
But I did not hesitate to face the fire and valiantly wrote a post without knowing which scourge awaits me when I will wake up from my revitalizing slumber.
So, fare well and good night, heroes.
May the light guide you on your postings.
I mean, screw pillars. Why the heck do they have to put stuff into pillars while building buildings. Pillars are unimportant, bulky and useless. If you don't mind, I think I'm gonna put these money that was supposed to be spent on pillar insides on sth more useful, like doubling it in a casino.
HEIL ECONOMICALLY EMPTY PILLARS.
11 points. Failure to acknowledge contractions. If you can't pick up on the easy ones, you'll never get the harder ones. Have a nice day.
Until Victory Always,
Chairman Kame
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