So true lolz.

Heh, removing the dick and make them watch hot porn, because an erection would cause him to bleed out.

Or slowly remove the fingernails by taking something small and slender and placing it under the fingernail and pushing, this would be excruciating, and you can't die.

Probably. That word is just not in my current english knowledge. A literal translation from spanish would be "itchy powder"

Oh yeah, try putting some right on the eyeballs. Maybe even make this person breath some of it forcefully.

No, just people participating in this topic.

I think he's referring to itching powder found in joke shops.

I believe in the sublime yet subtle psychological torture. I would strap someone (while they're drugged) to a fairly comfortable metal folding chair (the chair is somehow immobile, basically he can only sit there) in a white, perfectly square room with a single, symmetrical door (except for doorknob), directly in front of the chair. A single, powerful bare bulb hanging just out of their view directly behind them. The person is completely immobile, and can only stare at this door, this white room, and cannot hear or see anything else. They would be fed through a small IV through their arm. They can survive indefinitely, basically. I except insanity in no more than one week, and would be interested to see if they automatically shut down somehow.

This should be a forum game. We should give pluses to posts with good ideas for torture. Posts with the most pluses at the end of each week will be quoted at some terrorist forum.

sigh here i go...


First, break there arms and legs, tie them BY there arms to the celing which will pull there broken bones, start whipping there leg, pry there eyes open and put a screen in front of them, every hour it will flash an evil face as they hang there in the dark. Get there sister/mother etc. and turn the lights on in there room, rape there sister/mother and cut them up where you will than feed the parts to them after peeing on and mutilating it, take there sister/mothers head move the screen and put the severed head where it was hanging in front of them. (i forgot to mention they are naked the entire time). Get a sick SICK woman to bite there dick off bit by bit. Make them eat there dick as well and if they dont stick your finger in the wound where there dick once was (im trying to keep this clean rules sorry ). Once they have eaten that, grab one of there still broken legs and push them around back and forth for about an hour. Remember to keep your victim alive through this entire thing, Now get the rest of there family and make them kill each other, if they refuse hold a gun to the youngest childs head. Once they have killed each other kill the child in front of the winner and your victim than kill the winner and shove a knife up there dick wound, (or whats left of it). If they are a woman, countlessly rape them and invite others to do so, now just go INSANE with your hands terrify them grab there face and smash it like its your worst enemy. I MEAN INSANELY CUT THEM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR NAILS IF YOU HAVE TO! Finaly for this torture. 3rd degree burn them everywhere on there body. set up a needle 1 inch in front of there eye and make it come at there eye (do this for both eyes) slowly, make it charge a centimeter an hour till it stabs there eyes out. For the next day or two just grab them by the leg and pull HARD randomly each day, since they are blind they wont expect it and it will terrify them. Than, when you have had your fun just stick a gun up there dickhole, point it up and SHOOT SHOOT SHOOOOTTT.


How did i do? Tell meh!

Terribly. Pure mutilation is pointless, and people get used to extreme pain quite easily. I find your sexual assaults pointless.

Edit:
Basically, have some class. Don't just SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT CUT CUT CUT RAPE RAPE RAPE. Use thought, make it interesting.

It's quite hard to explain, but it's like burrying someone in extremely strong sand, expect he can still breath and scream.
The fun part is leaving him alone for a couple of weeks, so he can die quickly if he has ADHD

Also, jesus christ, I am not letting any of you be a executor in my city

That would be soooo boring.

I lol'd

Make them an SEN administrator.

Damn, now that is just scary!

Would they have to contribute to events held by the users, and answer stupid questions on a regular basis?

Turn them into a fat belt. There still have the ability to think.

72 hour marathon of Full House.

Everywhere you look, everywhere you look...

What if they like Full House like me?

Umm...acupuncture?


how come all of these involve dicks and gay porn. What if we were torturing a girl?

Uh... or how about something more realistic like a sadomasochist homosexual... still, people rarely like real torture or pain (S&M is generally a consensual activity).
Impossible.

It cant possibly be that hard ;o

Yes Im purposly tempting moose to 'torture' me

We would surgically give her a dick. Problem solved.