Rap Battle Extreme
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Welcome to the Silent Echo Network
lil-inferno, don't try to act like you know my life
Keep up with that and I'll slit you with my butterfly knife
I might have no wife, but that's all with good strife
I'm a playa, and I don't need to settle down
If I did, it would probably make you frown
Because I can easily get down with your mom
She knows in bed, I'm the bomb
Sure is absurd when I'm the one with the upper hand
You try to mess with the best, and you get raped like the rest
You can go into my basement and see all the kids I raped
The ones I hard analed and video taped
Do you want to join them downstairs?
Just sign here and check right there.
Echo, Joe, Bobby, Sue,
all of their rhymes, are-never-new,
they keep complaining, bout(about)-how-they-never-grew,
kept-on-getting beaten-up, so-they-had-to-sue,
if you don't believe me, the-stories true,
all the sudden,, everything-turned-blue,
he forgot he-had-drank, way-too-much-brew,
he began to puke up, all-he-couldn't-chew
then he tripped over, Bobby's-fifty-dollar-shoe,
Some other stuff, can't think of any more...
Words with " - " say faster. It all should come out decent with the timing.
This post was edited 1 time, last edit by Brontobyte: Apr 23 2008, 12:01 am. Reason given: Edited meh rap
Thats how I wanted it to be pronounced. o.O'
I'm already on the Sh*t list, or so I think, I don't want to push anything so for now, I will be sticking with the nursery rhymes. It kind of sounds like something Slick Rick would say.
This post was edited 1 time, last edit by Brontobyte: Apr 23 2008, 12:09 am. Reason given: Added stuffz
Welcome to the Silent Echo Network
Well its a knock out! Definition of original baby gangsta
Approach me like you hard mutha fucka Ima shank you
Bank you and put my fucking shank if I have to
All of you people are fucking actors, pranksters, internet gangsters!
And this time your dealing with some real muthaphukkin G's
SENers please! Try and step to these, muthaphukkin Real G's
You see young SENers like you is what I call Wannabes
Claiming to be from ninety eight but yo! You aint from old skool
You ain't shit compared to REAL MUTHAPHUKKIN G'S!
HE IS PART FISH AND HE IS PART MUD
AND HE WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLOOD
HE'S DANGEROUS, YET FULL OF FUN
AND HE'LL PWN YOUR ASS WITH HIS WATERGUN
HE GETS HYDRO PUMP AT LEVEL FORTY TWO
LOOK AT HIM WRONG AND HE'LL DESTROY YOU
HE'S A BADASS DUDE AND HE'S GONNA FIGHT
TO ELIMINATE YOU IS HIS LEGAL RIGHT
HE'S ONE EXTREME AND HARDCORE DUDE
HE LIKES TO EAT DEHYDRATED FOOD
WHEN IT COMES TO BATTLE, HE'S THE KING
HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
If you inhabit 4chan, it does.
Quote from O.o: because I've found my form in your forms where It should not be.
Quote from O.o: I cant figure out how to shut this form down how bout your next post be how to close it down.
Quote from devilesk: I DONT LIKE THE STARPORT PLACEMENT. I WAS SANDWICHED BY GAYS.
Quote from Hercanic: Therefore, the quantity of shit Esponeo may or may not take bears little relevance on the thread's effect.
Quote from Brontobyte: If you do it wrong it wont. If you do it right it will.
I couldn't resist so I posted this on /b/ along with attached picture (random fanart from a Japanese fanart site).Attachments:
>original content? on my /b/?
>i believe we has a winrar
>OP is a god
>mudkips is freakin awesome
So ya good job.
Holy shit our security's atrocious.
I just wanted you guys to know...
thank you. Thank you for expressing your true feelings, of all the horrible rotten things that happen in suburbia. A matter of fact, this teenage angst brings a tear to my eye. *cries*
lil-Inferno -- Knock knock
Lanthanide -- who's there?
Azrael -- Banana.
jjf28 -- Banana. who?
Azrael -- Knock knock.
jjf28 -- that's not how it works.