lil-inferno, don't try to act like you know my life
Keep up with that and I'll slit you with my butterfly knife
I might have no wife, but that's all with good strife
I'm a playa, and I don't need to settle down
If I did, it would probably make you frown
Because I can easily get down with your mom
She knows in bed, I'm the bomb
Sure is absurd when I'm the one with the upper hand
You try to mess with the best, and you get raped like the rest
You can go into my basement and see all the kids I raped
The ones I hard analed and video taped
Do you want to join them downstairs?
Just sign here and check right there.

Echo, Joe, Bobby, Sue,
all of their rhymes, are-never-new,
they keep complaining, bout(about)-how-they-never-grew,
kept-on-getting beaten-up, so-they-had-to-sue,
if you don't believe me, the-stories true,
when-he-walked-in-the-court-room, he-had-no-clue,
all the sudden,, everything-turned-blue,
he forgot he-had-drank, way-too-much-brew,
he began to puke up, all-he-couldn't-chew
then he tripped over, Bobby's-fifty-dollar-shoe,

Some other stuff, can't think of any more...

Words with " - " say faster. It all should come out decent with the timing.

Sounds like a nursery rhyme

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Unless you say Jor DAN, ban doesn't really rhyme with it

I know. My name is pronounced with the added N. Find it strange why people still refer to me with out it for some reason.

I'd love to rap
but my compute is full of unnecessary crap
so I must get rid of such malware
before it eats up my hardware

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Sounds like a nursery rhyme

Thats what I was going for. I don't want to say anything mean...

But this is tolerated . It's not like we are saying anything true.

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Unless you say Jor DAN, ban doesn't really rhyme with it

Thats how I wanted it to be pronounced. o.O'

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But this is tolerated . It's not like we are saying anything true.

I'm already on the Sh*t list, or so I think, I don't want to push anything so for now, I will be sticking with the nursery rhymes. It kind of sounds like something Slick Rick would say.

Well its a knock out! Definition of original baby gangsta
Approach me like you hard mutha fucka Ima shank you
Bank you and put my fucking shank if I have to
All of you people are fucking actors, pranksters, internet gangsters!
And this time your dealing with some real muthaphukkin G's
SENers please! Try and step to these, muthaphukkin Real G's
You see young SENers like you is what I call Wannabes
Claiming to be from ninety eight but yo! You aint from old skool
You ain't shit compared to REAL MUTHAPHUKKIN G'S!

Yo, that be the freshes sit I had eva liek herd.

HE IS PART FISH AND HE IS PART MUD
AND HE WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLOOD
HE'S DANGEROUS, YET FULL OF FUN
AND HE'LL PWN YOUR ASS WITH HIS WATERGUN
HE GETS HYDRO PUMP AT LEVEL FORTY TWO
LOOK AT HIM WRONG AND HE'LL DESTROY YOU
HE'S A BADASS DUDE AND HE'S GONNA FIGHT
TO ELIMINATE YOU IS HIS LEGAL RIGHT
HE'S ONE EXTREME AND HARDCORE DUDE
HE LIKES TO EAT DEHYDRATED FOOD
WHEN IT COMES TO BATTLE, HE'S THE KING
HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!

Winner ^

Kow wins.

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HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!

ROFL does that make sense?

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HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!

ROFL does that make sense?

If you inhabit 4chan, it does.

Quote from Killer_Kow[MM]

HE IS PART FISH AND HE IS PART MUD
AND HE WILL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR BLOOD
HE'S DANGEROUS, YET FULL OF FUN
AND HE'LL PWN YOUR ASS WITH HIS WATERGUN
HE GETS HYDRO PUMP AT LEVEL FORTY TWO
LOOK AT HIM WRONG AND HE'LL DESTROY YOU
HE'S A BADASS DUDE AND HE'S GONNA FIGHT
TO ELIMINATE YOU IS HIS LEGAL RIGHT
HE'S ONE EXTREME AND HARDCORE DUDE
HE LIKES TO EAT DEHYDRATED FOOD
WHEN IT COMES TO BATTLE, HE'S THE KING
HE'S A PRETTY COOL GUY AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!

I couldn't resist so I posted this on /b/ along with attached picture (random fanart from a Japanese fanart site).

>original content? on my /b/?
>i believe we has a winrar
>OP is a god
>mudkips is freakin awesome

So ya good job.

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There was this one time not too long ago
Echo saw this one girl that made his heart explode
She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a hoe
If he made her his girl, his life would be whole

He's never spoken to her, not even a word
I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd
But believe me he's tried, but to no avail
When he flirts with girls, he always fails

Echo, Echo, Echo can't get a girlfriend
He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend

LOLOLOL PWNT

Kow wins though.

Ok, now someone has to top Kow's Mudkipz. That was soo funny! GREAT JOB!

I just wanted you guys to know...

thank you. Thank you for expressing your true feelings, of all the horrible rotten things that happen in suburbia. A matter of fact, this teenage angst brings a tear to my eye. *cries*

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I couldn't resist so I posted this on /b/ along with attached picture (random fanart from a Japanese fanart site).

>original content? on my /b/?
>i believe we has a winrar
>OP is a god
>mudkips is freakin awesome

So ya good job.

LOL.

This is my favorite one from 8 mile...

I dress authentic,
yours is generic made,
I role like a renegade,
you need clinic aid,
my technic's is bizarre in ill,
I scare and kill,
you were a star,
'till I served you like a bar and grill.