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[Y/N] Your hair color is black
[Y/N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[Y/N] You were born in Asia
[Y/N] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y/N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y/N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y/N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y/N] Gotta have that rice
[Y/N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y/N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[Y/N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y/N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y/N] Soy sauce ftw
[Y/N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y/N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y/N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y/N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y/N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y/N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y/N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y/N] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[Y/N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y/N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y/N] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y/N] You are under 5'10"
[Y/N] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y/N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y/N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[Y/N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y/N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[Y/N] You can rave
[Y/N] You've taken martial arts
[Y/N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[Y/N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y/N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y/N] You listen to asian music
[Y/N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y/N] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y/N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y/N] Asians own; you can't dispute it
SCORE:
[Y/N] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[Y/N] You were born in Asia
[Y/N] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y/N] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y/N] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y/N] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y/N] Gotta have that rice
[Y/N] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y/N] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[Y/N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y/N] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y/N] Soy sauce ftw
[Y/N] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[Y/N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[Y/N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y/N] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y/N] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y/N] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y/N] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y/N] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[Y/N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y/N] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y/N] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[Y/N] You are under 5'10"
[Y/N] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y/N] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y/N] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[Y/N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y/N] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[Y/N] You can rave
[Y/N] You've taken martial arts
[Y/N] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[Y/N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y/N] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y/N] You listen to asian music
[Y/N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y/N] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y/N] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y/N] Asians own; you can't dispute it
SCORE:
How to calculate score:
SCORE = (Number of yes)x2.5
(note: there are 40 questions)
So I'll start:
[Y] Your hair color is black
[Y] You are fluent in an Asian Language
[N] You were born in Asia
[Y] You don't wear shoes in your house
[Y] Chopsticks over Knives & forks, anyday
[Y] At Asian Restaurants, you do NOT order fried rice, sweet&sour chicken, beef&broccoli, and all those sorts of foods
[Y] Someone has mentioned something about your chinky eyes at one point
[Y] Gotta have that rice
[Y] You've forced a non-Asian to eat asian food
[Y] "Eat now, ask later" is common dinner table courtesy
[N] You can read chinese, japanese, etc very well
[Y] You only shop for items that are on sale
[Y] Soy sauce ftw
[Y] You've memorized the first 150 pokemon at one point during your lifetime
[N] You are/were top 10% of your highschool class
[N] Your parents have scolded you for getting a B in one of your classes
[Y] When you eat fish, it's gotta be fish with bones in it
[Y] Your parents want you to date someone asian
[Y] You do better in Math and science than you do in english or social studies
[Y] You've attended chinese school or something like that
[Y] Bruce Lee > Chuck norris
[N] You play DDR AND are good at it
[Y] When your family has dinner with other families or relatives, you always fight over who gets to pay
[Y] You've played tennis, ping pong, badminton, or any other sport with paddles or raquets
[N] You are under 5'10"
[Y] Your friends are mostly asian
[Y] You've watched anime or asian dramas
[Y] People have asked you how to say fart, shit, fuck, etc in chinese or w/e
[N] Your medicines and medications include asian herbs
[Y] You eat real asian ramen, not the cheap american ones
[N] You can rave
[N] You've taken martial arts
[Y] People can't tell you apart from others of your kind
[N] You have a shirt with chinese characters on it
[Y] You gang up on people who are not asian
[Y] You listen to asian music
[N] If stranded in an Asian country, you can survive on your own
[Y] WHITE POWER FTL
[Y] You will never, EVER step foot inside a P.F. Changs
[Y] Asians own; you can't dispute it
SCORE: 72.5%
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