5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Poisonopolis, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

Lesbian Nationalists is ranked 1st in Mooseville and 8,969th in the world for Most Avoided.

A coalition of expectant mothers (Mothers 4 Justice) has banded together to demand legislation allowing for six months of fully paid maternity leave.

"Six months?! Six WHOLE months?!" blusters Melbourne Johnson, a payroll manager. "Six whole months of being fully paid by our company for doing nothing but looking after a baby?! This will sink the small businesses and lose us an obscene amount of revenue! We cannot allow this to pass!"

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"I believe that passing this law will be a step in the right direction," says Buffy Falopian, the nation's most outspoken feminist advocate. "These kids need their mothers' love and attention during an important part of their growth development! I don't see why mums should be forced to juggle with the stress of bringing up children and having a job! It's simply too much! Six months maternity leave with full pay is what this country needs - even if it is at the expense of a few avaricious fat cats."

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"Look, I've got an idea," says Dave Wu, an obsessive centrist. "Perhaps we can allow for six months of paid maternity leave, but have the government pay the companies for lost revenue? That way the mothers can bring up their children without financial worries, companies won't lose investors, and everyone will be happy. Apart from the taxpayers, of course, but you can't please everyone."

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"Scum is such a harsh word. Everyone has something worthwhile to contribute, as my mother always said." says Buffy McAlpin, controversial social theorist and fountain of homespun folk wisdom. "Even if they won't pay their taxes, folks ought to have other ways to pay back into society. They could spend some time with the civil service or military reserve, for example. And goodness knows, blood and organ donation rates aren't as high as they could be. A pint of blood or a good kidney ought to pay a tax bill right proper."

14 hours ago: Poisonopolis was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Anarchy".