Cool theme but I'm not at your level yet so it would be unfair if I criticized it.
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An artist's depiction of an Extended Unit Death
I think your rhyme pattern is actually:
AA
B
8
CC
D
D
I'll admit that I clicked on this link for the Jailbait portion and not the Poem portion.
I'm not a man of poetry. I'm a man of crude deliciousness.
Show them your butt, and when you do, slap it so it creates a sound akin to a chorus of screaming spider monkeys flogging a chime with cacti. Only then can you find your destiny at the tip of the shaft.
Needs moar Big Black Cock.
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