I experience that when I walk on tile like at school or in markets. I am afraid that it is like covered in soap and I am going to slip on it so I walk really awkardly until I forget.

lololol nub. You have to hold it and/or go to the bathroom. >.>

My dream last night was rather strange. I dreamt that whenever my family turned the fireplace on (via light switch), lava started to come out. I went around the back to see why it does this and saw that our fireplace is lit by a dragon (wha?). Whenever someone flips the switch, a box lifts from the dragon and it lights the fireplace from an opening from the back of the house.

The next day, it snowed, and the roads were really slippery. So, I got out this odd-looking board thing and started sliding down roads (I'd go for, like, 30 minutes straight). I then met up with some friends, and we went half-way until the snow melted, and we started running. On the way there, someone's dragon to light their home was frozen in its box. Feeling sorry for the creature, I jumped on the ice and melted it with my body heat (which was very effective). Half-way through melting the ice, I woke up.

Another dream I had was I was a prison soldier. I wore ugly purple armor, and, I was sent to settle a tussle with by cylindrical two-handed weapon. There was a visor over my face, and, the rest of the soldiers looked just like me (I was... generic). After the fight was settled, our commander opened the big doors and ordered all personell to the door. We got there, and he was panicking and shouting "Look! They're coming! They're coming!" He was pointing towards an open field with a tiny hill, but, we couldn't see anything. That's when I woke up.

I was told I was talking in my sleep that night. My brother made me repeat myself by replying, "What?"

I usually tend to build amazing landscapes while dreaming. Too bad I barely remember any dream.

Also never had a wet dream. Well maybe once but I woke up in time so no prob

If you want a wet dream, you need to knock a tooth out, put it under the pillow and fall asleep. When you're asleep the tooth fairy comes

... What the hell is wrong with you?!

It's unobviously a very bad joke.
Whoa.. you're right..
I haven't slept in more than 30 hours lol

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I had a dream last night where I was helping the second coming of Christ get to this massive gathering of people where they were going to inaugurate a fraud second coming of Christ.

It was pretty long and epic, and I got pretty pissed when I finally work up because the story wasn't finished yet.
(Don't ya hate when that happens?)

Few things to point out about this dream:
- The second coming was not a carpenter, he was a technician.
- The priest at the inauguration was of the Byzantine faith. (As am I in real life.)
- The most important people at this gathering were all holograms. I guess that was for protection purposes.
- After this gathering, all the important people were going to fly out with the fraud to the Vatican.
- No one but myself and the real second coming was aware about the fraud.
- Even though we were in a rush, Christ did not hesitate to help out a less fortunate person.

I talked to a friend about it, who's mother is big on religion, and he says that the next person who can prove to be Christ is really the devil. So I'm guessing this fraud was actually the devil.

FYI: I'm not completely sure if I'm stating this right when I say, "the second coming of Christ". I got into a discussion about it with my friend, but what I basically mean is a Christ in present day.

last night i had a wet dr- I mean uh....

I have dreams all the time, my psych teacher tells me you actually wake up every hour and a half to start a new cycle for possible dreaming. Sleep amnesia usually kicks you in the ass and you forget. I always remember my scary dreams, dinosaurs, getting shot by Italian thugs, jumping off a cliff that somehow led to falling through the air past the mackinaw bridge, going to school naked lol. Now it seems like i dream about seeing girls i used to know a long time ago and hooking up with them randomly (PROTIP: Don't tell them you dreamed about them)

For some reason I was trying to protect Daniel Faraday (from Lost) in my dream from a secret agency force. I wasn't supposed to, I just did because I noticed they were trying to take him down.

I remember trying to stall one of the agents by running into him, making sure to make a long dramatic apology then dropping something and making another apology. It didn't work though, they still got him.

Dude so many of my dreams have me in a public place with my boxers on (no pants)...

I had two different dreams which took place in the same place. Theres this place called Queens Boulevard, nicknamed Boulevard of Death, not important in my dream. But the first one I had yesterday, I think I asked my dad to drive me somewhere. I can't really tell what my dream was about but for some reason he was driving really fast down a street, cutting off people, doing a 90 degrees left turn, and then finally parked it in an area near the Queens Boulevard, right on a block few blocks from my highschool. After parking my dad and I walked under the boulevard subway bridge. In my dream, I heard nothing but my dad ran back to the car. For some reason I had this motor scooter and I was following him. The car window was smashed and there was no one inside but it was covered in blood everywhere.

The second dream I had today, I was under Queens Boulevard again and I was walking to the subway. There was this sign that said a new passage and easier access to the subway. For some reason, a lot of African Americans were on that passage. I was the only one different. Anyways it lead up to these stairs and I kept going up and up and up. Finally when I got up to the top, there was this note placed. It said Just Kidding! There are no subways here and I noticed we were on the 75th floor. No one was angry for some reason except me. And I headed down the stairs. I blacked out and then my dream took place again. Now no one was near me and I was trying to rush downstairs. I got tired so I decided to explore the building? and so I took an exit in one of the floors. There was a church and people I knew from another church there. Someone I never met in my life was talking to me like, "Hey what are you doing, how's your life?". I said it was okay and I headed to the nearest exit. It was all dark and I thought to myself, okay let me just take out my cellphone ( Because my Cellphone has a flashlight on it and an SOS signal, No lie) but for some reason I didn't and I just jumped down the stairs. Unluckily there were no stairs but it was just a slide so I kept sliding down. I blacked out again and my dream continued all the way downstairs. This time it was like a Luxury hotel/mall. I met my aunt downstairs and she asked me something, I forgot what she said. Then she told me to take some watermelons cause she was cutting it. Then I found watermelons in my bag, but it looked like one of those old navy shopping bags. I had stuff in it and I thought to myself, I have to run away from something so I need to get rid of these watermelons before they ruin my things inside my bag. It took forever to remove 4 cuts of watermelons. Then I went outside and I was with this girl (that we liked each other but didn't work out because we were going to different colleges). Anyways outside, I was taking out paintbrushes for some reason but these 3 guys came out of no where and their weapon was a yellow highlighter marker. They put it near our neck to kill us or something. I slashed their face with my paintbrush (lol?) and their face became demented and it became cat like almost, I don't watch naruto but I think like that face painting of kankuro?. Anyways they started shooting these ghostly vine things and I think the girl died. I blanked out and I ended up on the lobby of my apartment. The girl reappeared sitting on the bench. I was waiting for the elevator and I opened the door. I said and thought Transformers robots in disguise for some reason but the cheap McDonalds toy version. Then I asked the girl if there was ghosts or those bad guys from before. She didn't answer and I just waited for 30 seconds and I started running like crazy up the stairs. Those things kept following me but they were invisible, like they opened hallway doors and no one was there. Then I woke up because someone was ringing the door.

For a long amount of time I had a repetitive dream (I had it quite a few times) that consisted of me being on the street somewhere around where I live at different times (autumn or spring or whatever) and all of a sudden bam I'm completely naked and there were people around and I was like "FUCK!!! where the hell are my clothes!" and I never found them. The people usually didn't care, but I still felt annoyed.

This hasn't happened in a while, but it's still somewhat weird. I don't remember any of my dreams that I have nowadays.

Long ago, when I was still playing a lot of SNES game with ZSNES, I was literally "playing an RPG" in my dream, and I had save states. And the text that said "State 4 Loaded." appeared when I "loaded the save state back". Wtf.

I've had this dream about 2 or 3 times, so its not really important, but its kinda old.

Basically, I'm at my Nana and Papa's house in northern Georgia. At about 11:45 PM, my Papa says to all of us,"I want you all immobile by 12 AM." I look at him in confusion while everyone scatters. I begin to search the house, find my mom and my aunt crouched under a table, my brothers in a room with a bed, they are sound asleep with duct tape on their mouths, wrapped together back to back, I see my little sister with a mounted .50 cal rifle on top of a tractor. I have no clue where my dad is and my Papa is. So on my way back through my Papa's office, for some reason I see a rhino horn. On my way past it, it begins to bubble and morph into a creature. The creature is black as a void, has a circular head, no eyes, a large mouth, and a small tail. I begin to run for no reason, and it chases after me. About 10 seconds of running, I decide to give up, and kneel down. The creature comes up next to me, and says,"GAME OVER." and begins to place its mouth over my head, then I wake up.

Of course, I was about 10 at the time of the dream, scared as hell of the dark, and never stayed up til 12 AM once in my life. Next time we went, I was scared to fall asleep, but was fine after 12 AM because nothing happened.

Another time, I was coming back from something with my parents friends. For some reason their car was a boat with 2 wheels on the back. So, on our way back, we are going about 100+MPH (weird huh?), he makes a quick turn, and I almost fly off. I get back on, but right then he makes another turn, and I fly off, and right when I am about to hit the ground, I wake up.

My other set of grandparents live in North Carolina on a lake, so that is where my boat experience is coming from, as I have fallen off, and I have skipped across the water.

Yay for walls of text

I had a wierd dream of going into a refridgerator because some creeper was walking around in my house. I hid in there for a really long time. Then I "woke up" and got off my bed and I looked at the clock. Then I started to do the normal things I do in a day. Then I really woke up, and when I looked at the clock, it was the same time as the one in my dream. It was so weird.

I just woke up, but I remember little about my dream. I dreamed that I was the person who used to be my Tae Kwon Do instructor, and he was telling me there was this really famous girl who could kick very high. I was like "wtf" because when he showed me in the dummmy the height of her kicks, I swa I coudl easily go over that. But then, when I was going to kick, my legs hurted a lot, like if I had just worked out, and when I tried to kick I fell to the floor. Then I realized I had a backpack on. I took it off, but I could still not reach that height, I felt tired and hurt. And then I woke up.

My brother left to studyl shortly after I woke up, so I tried kicking. I kicked even higher (not that I still go to Tae Kwon Do) and I felt relieved.

I have many more dreams to share, but I'm lazy and I must think of how to give them a logical sequence...

Once i was having a bath and didnt carry my pijamas and had to go back to my bed. I slipped to my room, took them. I was behind the door and my mother and some other people were coming from the living room. I push out my head saying i am clothing dont come in! But she just opened the door and then i just startled out of my sleep.

I've had waaaaaaaay too many fucked-up dreams to even start on them. Just the ones that turn up whenever I'm awake past about 2AM could have their own thread - basically they involve real life but with something not quite right and I can't stay awake (in-dream), and then I wake up from the dream and there's some sort of wind blowing over me, but that's a dream too and I wake up from that to real life. I've had those so often that I can predict the results within thirty seconds of entering that sort of dream and just go 'aww fuck' because no matter when I figure out I'm dreaming, I can't pull myself out of it until a certain point.

Then there's the dreams that give me story plots. The one where the world blew up was fun.

And then there's the dreams that just sadden me, like one in particular where a girl I've been eyeing for 4+ years now (maybe 2-3 at the time of the dream) seems to take a liking to me and drags me away from our friends, then once we're outside just turns into a bitch and says 'Hah, fooled them. Fooled you', perhaps saying something to me about how badly I've always handled my emotions.

All my dreams are Wet Dreams. They mostly are about Post-Apocalyptic worlds, where I act the hero, and repopulate the planet.

I rarely dream (or rather recall dreams) when I do, they're incredibly mundane things. Like, unbelievably. The last dream I remember was just me and Kyle talking in Biology class, as an extension of a conversation we'd had during the day.

I was having some sort of dream this morning, however, and put my arm up, knocking a glass of ice water off my headboard onto my torso. Shit that sucked.