Ok so I was listening to the radio and they were talking about some link to a list of the 30 worst valentines day gifts. I forgot the link and couldn't find it but that doesn't matter because after I heard that I decided I would come up with my own worst Valentines day gifts and eventually a couple co-workers joined in. I figured with all the 'what are you doing on v-day' and 'what should I give on v-day' discussions people usually have around this time of the year that it would be fun to mix things up.
1.
Pterodactyl fossils2.
A castle made out of cucumbers3.
Belly lint4.
Gary Coleman's old security guard uniform5.
A sticky playboy6.
A fly swatter shaped like a slice of swiss cheese7.
A rock shaped like a cloud shaped like a rabbit8.
The cryogenetically frozen body of Walt DisneyPost yours, and don't do lame shit like my coworkers: funeral flowers, a blender.
None.
9. A dead cat
10. A coupon for free sex change surgery
11. A bomb set to go off in 10 seconds
None.
Hum...
a Plastic chicken;
a photo of yourself masturbating
a trip to SEN's
Torture ChamberBest givt EVER:
the HEAVY MUSCLED DUNGEON-MASTER!
None.
a photo of yourself masturbating
But that'd be ever so fun!
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a photo of yourself masturbating
But that'd be ever so fun!
Not if you see the photo of your GF's sister in the first one
None.
Just here for the activity... well not really
A picture of you in bed with her, bonus points if you send a copy to her dad.
guy lifting weight (animated smiley):
O-IC
OI-C
"Oh, I see it"
How about a Plushie Zergling. Then you can describe StarCraft to her, the epic struggle of three races, the Protoss, the Terran, and the Zerg, and about systems like Tarso-
... Yeah. Before you're done, she'll be pissed at you because chances are, she isn't a gamer.
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How about a Plushie Zergling. Then you can describe StarCraft to her, the epic struggle of three races, the Protoss, the Terran, and the Zerg, and about systems like Tarso-
... Yeah. Before you're done, she'll be pissed at you because chances are, she isn't a gamer.
Or she'll be amazed by your knowledge of starcraft history.
None.
... With a stickynote that says "Seriously."
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MapSketch - New image->map generator!
EUDTrig -
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Cap'n Crunch.
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ALL PRAISE YOUR SUPREME LORD CORBO
Soap/shampoo/after shave/insert bathroom stuff here/
Okay?
fuck you all
Lol, Toilet paper.
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Let me show you how to hump without making love.
... With a stickynote that says "Seriously."
This.
Otherwise... Herpes about tops the list.
None.
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