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worst valentines gifts

Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm
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chuiu

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Feb 5 2009, 12:54 pm

Symmetry Post #21

Dungeon Master

Deodorant. Really powerful stuff, too.

Feb 5 2009, 2:14 pm

chuiu Post #22

You people have no imagination.

None.

Feb 5 2009, 8:03 pm

Dapperdan Post #23

Hand-me-down panties that used to be your mom's/sister's.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 7:41 am

FatalException Post #24

Military deployment orders.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 8:54 am

Vrael Post #25

An empty soda can.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 9:07 am

MillenniumArmy Post #26

Quote from

chuiu

You people have no imagination.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 1:33 pm

InsolubleFluff Post #27

A new recycling bin with a midget stripper to jump out and surprise that lucky gal OR guy...

None.

Feb 8 2009, 5:49 pm

l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #28

Just here for the activity... well not really

A tampon. Perferrably used.

_{guy lifting weight (animated smiley):}

O-IC
OI-C

_{"Oh, I see it"}

Feb 8 2009, 6:12 pm

Biophysicist Post #29

A Christmas card she (or he) sent you last year, with "Christmas" crossed out and "V-day" written in black sharpie instead.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 6:16 pm

Centreri Post #30

Relatively ancient and inactive

I think a best valentine's day present would be more fun.

A big red button on a small gray cube that, when pressed, causes the death of their mother/father. You tell them this, too.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 6:19 pm

InsolubleFluff Post #31

TZ, you made me LoL and have a great idea for my girlfriend ;D

None.

Feb 8 2009, 7:30 pm

Lt.Church Post #32

a dick in a box... not your dick... and not attached to anything

edit: blood optional

None.

Feb 8 2009, 8:10 pm

Rantent Post #33

Your still beating Heart...
A candy-gram sent to yourself.
Rape.

None.

Feb 8 2009, 8:15 pm

Centreri Post #34

Relatively ancient and inactive

Quote from

Lt.Church

a dick in a box... ~~not your dick...~~ and not attached to anything

edit: blood optional

I know how much you enjoy it when we're together... so here's a gift... for when we're away.

Or maybe as a break-up softener?

None.

Feb 9 2009, 12:02 am

ForTheSwarm Post #35

A Starcraft CD.

None.

Feb 9 2009, 12:18 am

Biophysicist Post #36

TassadarZeratul.

None.

Feb 9 2009, 12:46 am

Lingie Post #37

Moose in a can.

Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.

Feb 9 2009, 12:53 am

Echo Post #38

Yourself
Hug
Your love for them

None.

Feb 9 2009, 5:09 pm

Lingie Post #39

A large vial of sperm from the local sperm bank.

Lingie#3148 on Discord. Lingie, the Fox-Tailed on Steam.

Feb 9 2009, 5:16 pm

Riney Post #40

Thigh high affectionado

A desu doll!

:shifty:

~Desu

.riney on Discord.
Riney on Steam (Steam)
@RineyCat on Twitter

Sure I didn't pop off on SCBW like I wanted to, but I won VRChat. Map maker for life.

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