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worst valentines gifts
Feb 4 2009, 10:51 pm
By: chuiu
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Feb 5 2009, 12:54 pm Symmetry Post #21

Dungeon Master

Deodorant. Really powerful stuff, too.



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Feb 5 2009, 2:14 pm chuiu Post #22



You people have no imagination.



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Feb 5 2009, 8:03 pm Dapperdan Post #23



Hand-me-down panties that used to be your mom's/sister's.



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Feb 8 2009, 7:41 am FatalException Post #24



Military deployment orders.



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Feb 8 2009, 8:54 am Vrael Post #25



An empty soda can.



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Feb 8 2009, 9:07 am MillenniumArmy Post #26



Quote from chuiu
You people have no imagination.




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Feb 8 2009, 1:33 pm InsolubleFluff Post #27



A new recycling bin with a midget stripper to jump out and surprise that lucky gal OR guy...



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Feb 8 2009, 5:49 pm l)ark_ssj9kevin Post #28

Just here for the activity... well not really

A tampon. Perferrably used.



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Feb 8 2009, 6:12 pm Biophysicist Post #29



A Christmas card she (or he) sent you last year, with "Christmas" crossed out and "V-day" written in black sharpie instead.



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Feb 8 2009, 6:16 pm Centreri Post #30

Relatively ancient and inactive

I think a best valentine's day present would be more fun.

A big red button on a small gray cube that, when pressed, causes the death of their mother/father. You tell them this, too.



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Feb 8 2009, 6:19 pm InsolubleFluff Post #31



TZ, you made me LoL and have a great idea for my girlfriend ;D



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Feb 8 2009, 7:30 pm Lt.Church Post #32



a dick in a box... not your dick... and not attached to anything :|

edit: blood optional



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Feb 8 2009, 8:10 pm Rantent Post #33



Your still beating Heart...
A candy-gram sent to yourself.
Rape. :(



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Feb 8 2009, 8:15 pm Centreri Post #34

Relatively ancient and inactive

Quote from Lt.Church
a dick in a box... not your dick... and not attached to anything :|

edit: blood optional
I know how much you enjoy it when we're together... so here's a gift... for when we're away.

Or maybe as a break-up softener?



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Feb 9 2009, 12:02 am ForTheSwarm Post #35



A Starcraft CD.



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Feb 9 2009, 12:18 am Biophysicist Post #36



TassadarZeratul.



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Feb 9 2009, 12:46 am Lingie Post #37



Moose in a can.



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Feb 9 2009, 12:53 am Echo Post #38



Yourself
Hug
Your love for them



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Feb 9 2009, 5:09 pm Lingie Post #39



A large vial of sperm from the local sperm bank.



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Feb 9 2009, 5:16 pm Riney Post #40

Thigh high affectionado

A desu doll!

:shifty: ~Desu :shifty:



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