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Best drunken texts ever

Mar 6 2009, 3:06 am
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Fire_Kame

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Mar 6 2009, 3:06 am

Fire_Kame Post #1

wth is starcraft

Give me your best drunken texts ever, whether received or sent. Keep it real! And mildly clean.

I just got this from my ex: "Damn you would like it plus I would love to see your t*** and p**** si"

about two hours ago we were talking about jewelry. So...I don't know where it came from...but I'm lolling.

Mar 6 2009, 3:14 am

Syphon Post #2

"I just found ur boxers in mah sheets lololol"

I also got drunk dialed by my dad once. He's a light weight, and the irony of the situation is that I had had more to drink than he. He basically said he was coming home in the morning, and does not remember the conversation to this day. Twenty minutes later I had to watch two of my best friends have sex, oh, and one of them threw up curry in the middle.

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Mar 6 2009, 3:16 am

O)FaRTy1billion[MM] Post #3

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Quote from name:Richard Nixons Head

Twenty minutes later I had to watch two of my best friends have sex, oh, and one of them threw up curry in the middle.

Ya. Had to.

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Mar 6 2009, 3:19 am

Magicide Post #4

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

"I want to fuck you."

This from a very good friend of mine who had just turned sixteen that night.

Consequences followed.

Mar 6 2009, 3:22 am

Fire_Kame Post #5

wth is starcraft

He just told me its because he has text sex with his girlfriend.

Mar 6 2009, 3:24 am

Magicide Post #6

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

Quote from name:-_- Kame -_-

He just told me its because he has text sex with his girlfriend.

So did I ;D

Mar 6 2009, 3:26 am

Fire_Kame Post #7

wth is starcraft

you have text sex with your girlfriend? you just overstepped the 'no share' ground.

Mar 6 2009, 3:27 am

Magicide Post #8

Sleeping wolves wake hungry.

No, that was a joke.

HIS girlfriend, HIS.

Mar 6 2009, 3:48 am

Syphon Post #9

Quote from

O)FaRTy1billion[MM]

Quote from name:Richard Nixons Head

Twenty minutes later I had to watch two of my best friends have sex, oh, and one of them threw up curry in the middle.

Ya. Had to.

Well, I was too drunk to walk, and so were they, and we were all sleeping in the same room. So ya.

I didn't actively watch them. But when I heard BLYURH, I looked up.

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Mar 6 2009, 4:45 am

A_of-s_t Post #10

aka idmontie

I usually ask for nude pics, but I'm not drunk. It doesn't help that I usually ask guys either >.>.

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Mar 6 2009, 4:59 am

ToA Post #11

Que Sera, Sera.

i don't hang out with drunk people or people who drink so i don't get drunken texts.

Mar 6 2009, 5:22 am

RIVE Post #12

Just Here For The Pie

After a party last month:

Brian - "I missed you after you left

"

Me - "Fag"

Brian - "HAHAHA Your too kind"

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Mar 6 2009, 6:32 am

WoAHorde Post #13

I'm about 200 miles from my friend's party. Naturally, I call him while he's drunk for laughs.

Me: Hey F, I'm right outside your house! Come on and let me in!

5 minutes later...
*ring*

F: Fuck you dude. I've been looking out there for 5 minutes. Where the fuck are you? I'm trippin balls man.

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Mar 7 2009, 7:05 pm Kellimus Post #14

Quote from name:Franklin D Roosevelt

That's fuckin' priceless right there. I don't get txts, but I've had some pretty hillarious drunken convos, hahahaha.

Booze sucks though, THC is where its all at.

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Mar 7 2009, 7:29 pm Mr.Camo Post #15

THC > The booze.

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Mar 7 2009, 10:23 pm

Syphon Post #16

The problem with the THC is that high people never want to go and do things other than chill out and hang.

My drinking buddies and track buddies have a big overlap, so running drunk often is our means of attack.

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Mar 8 2009, 1:43 am

Fire_Kame Post #17

wth is starcraft

Oh, drunken phone calls?

ex: "Hey, whatsup?"
me: "Just sleeping...whatsup with you?"
ex: "I'm at home chilling. you should come over."
me: "um...don't you live in [city an hour away]
ex: "yea"
me: "I work at four am."
ex: "so?"
me: "Its fucking three o'clock!"
ex: "oh, okay. sleep well."

dumbass. But that is probably my favorite conversation I had while the guy was drunk. He did that type of thing a lot.

Mar 8 2009, 4:12 pm

Doodle77 Post #18

"SexyRexy, and the FireKame"?

I can't find the text file, unfortunately

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Mar 8 2009, 5:19 pm

FlyingHat Post #19

Does Doodle's encounter with some stoned dude count?

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Mar 8 2009, 9:57 pm Kellimus Post #20

Quote from name:Richard Nixons Head

Uh, who told you that? I like to go Skateboarding after puffing a big ol' bowl down.. I also like to go dance my ass off to some good Electronic Dance Music after I keef a bit. When I was younger and still in High School, I'd get ripped as hell and go build forts in tree's 'n shit... I think the people you know when they get on THC are just lazy to begin with.

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